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@noncontime.bsky.social
🔞 fannish account ⚰️🕊 prisoner of jonelias 👁
🌱 little ol' plantcest side @plantstamp
jan, 40s. queenjaneapprox on ao3 (not a writer, but an avid reader/bookmarker)
🌱 little ol' plantcest side @plantstamp
jan, 40s. queenjaneapprox on ao3 (not a writer, but an avid reader/bookmarker)
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three and a half years on, eliasboner unabated
don't put ao3 in a goddamn headline. particularly not in goddamn 2025.
keep it secret, keep it safe!!!
keep it secret, keep it safe!!!
December 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
don't put ao3 in a goddamn headline. particularly not in goddamn 2025.
keep it secret, keep it safe!!!
keep it secret, keep it safe!!!
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When non-fandom people enter fandom spaces, especially controversial ones like rpf, the bullying and harassment of RPF authors skyrockets. Authors get doxxed, which you would think f*cking Out Magazine would comprehend is a negative thing. Authors now going to AO3 to lock down FOR THEIR OWN SAFETY.
December 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
When non-fandom people enter fandom spaces, especially controversial ones like rpf, the bullying and harassment of RPF authors skyrockets. Authors get doxxed, which you would think f*cking Out Magazine would comprehend is a negative thing. Authors now going to AO3 to lock down FOR THEIR OWN SAFETY.
what the fucking fuck, out magazine.
christ.
someone said they linked to popular pairing tags, not specific fics. still bad.
christ.
someone said they linked to popular pairing tags, not specific fics. still bad.
December 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
what the fucking fuck, out magazine.
christ.
someone said they linked to popular pairing tags, not specific fics. still bad.
christ.
someone said they linked to popular pairing tags, not specific fics. still bad.
you know you're in trouble when james tiptree jr is gender
December 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
you know you're in trouble when james tiptree jr is gender
hockey rpf's power is fr unmatched. i'm not just "happy for another fandom" i'm in awe of another fandom
December 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
hockey rpf's power is fr unmatched. i'm not just "happy for another fandom" i'm in awe of another fandom
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Someone, or several someones, fumbled big here and lost the author and publisher a whole lot of money.
December 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Someone, or several someones, fumbled big here and lost the author and publisher a whole lot of money.
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I’ll say this, you could get the Murderbot books when the show dropped. And the waitlist at my library was a fraction what it is for these gay hockey books.
December 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’ll say this, you could get the Murderbot books when the show dropped. And the waitlist at my library was a fraction what it is for these gay hockey books.
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Oh wow that’s why you can’t find this book anywhere right now
Fucking clown shoes move right before Christmas too.
bsky.app/profile/thef...
Fucking clown shoes move right before Christmas too.
bsky.app/profile/thef...
NEW: It’s not just readers that suffer due to Harlequin’s mismanagement of the' Heated Rivalry' books. Reid misses out on royalties, & booksellers miss out on commissions—which is especially painful during the holiday season when many small businesses make the bulk of their money.
was ‘heated rivalry’ failed by its publisher?
everyone's devouring the new TV series, so why can't people buy a copy of the book the show is based on?
www.thefrankiedlc.news
December 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Oh wow that’s why you can’t find this book anywhere right now
Fucking clown shoes move right before Christmas too.
bsky.app/profile/thef...
Fucking clown shoes move right before Christmas too.
bsky.app/profile/thef...
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With Hockey RPF the fanfic was for the romance and the sex, the things canon didn't provide. But in Heated Rivalry canon does provide. So logic dictates that the fanfic is there to make them actually play hockey.
December 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
With Hockey RPF the fanfic was for the romance and the sex, the things canon didn't provide. But in Heated Rivalry canon does provide. So logic dictates that the fanfic is there to make them actually play hockey.
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not to nitpick but when did "fujoshing out" becoming a thing. the term is "fujoing out." this is context collapse in action, and as the mainstream internet absorbs fandom vernacular, it'll forget the og fujos who carved this depraved path for everyone else. and that's my ted talk
December 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
not to nitpick but when did "fujoshing out" becoming a thing. the term is "fujoing out." this is context collapse in action, and as the mainstream internet absorbs fandom vernacular, it'll forget the og fujos who carved this depraved path for everyone else. and that's my ted talk
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kind of sexual to set up a smart TV to be incapable of anything but serving as a monitor. sorry sweetheart you don't need those "smart" features. you don't need to talk to anything else so stop asking, ok? I'll never ever let you connect to the world. just accept whatever gets plugged into you
October 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
kind of sexual to set up a smart TV to be incapable of anything but serving as a monitor. sorry sweetheart you don't need those "smart" features. you don't need to talk to anything else so stop asking, ok? I'll never ever let you connect to the world. just accept whatever gets plugged into you
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Not friends or lovers but a secret third and far worse thing
March 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Not friends or lovers but a secret third and far worse thing
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#SaveSpeech
KOSA has amassed more cosponsors recently, jumping from 42 to 60 total
You need to call your reps and DEMAND that they oppose this legislation ASAP
The link below contains more info about KOSA and an easy way to contact your reps
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
Please call DAILY
KOSA has amassed more cosponsors recently, jumping from 42 to 60 total
You need to call your reps and DEMAND that they oppose this legislation ASAP
The link below contains more info about KOSA and an easy way to contact your reps
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
Please call DAILY
October 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
#SaveSpeech
KOSA has amassed more cosponsors recently, jumping from 42 to 60 total
You need to call your reps and DEMAND that they oppose this legislation ASAP
The link below contains more info about KOSA and an easy way to contact your reps
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
Please call DAILY
KOSA has amassed more cosponsors recently, jumping from 42 to 60 total
You need to call your reps and DEMAND that they oppose this legislation ASAP
The link below contains more info about KOSA and an easy way to contact your reps
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
Please call DAILY
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all of this shit is so fucking UNNECESSARY.
August 17, 2025 at 6:47 AM
all of this shit is so fucking UNNECESSARY.
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@bsky.app maybe read this and pull your head outta your facist shill bunghole for 5 mins smfh.
The thing they don’t understand about drawing NSFW is that it’s a roleplay with yourself. It’s an expression of your ideas and fantasies, made entirely by you, in a way that can’t hurt anybody. Needing the characters to consent is ludicrous: I’m the artist and *I* consent. I’m the only participant.
September 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
@bsky.app maybe read this and pull your head outta your facist shill bunghole for 5 mins smfh.
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but that's the new bar. it doesn't matter if the "participants" "consent," it's about whether the god squad approves of the pairing and how it happens. they have only ever spoken in terms of power. why would they care about consent?
The thing they don’t understand about drawing NSFW is that it’s a roleplay with yourself. It’s an expression of your ideas and fantasies, made entirely by you, in a way that can’t hurt anybody. Needing the characters to consent is ludicrous: I’m the artist and *I* consent. I’m the only participant.
September 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
but that's the new bar. it doesn't matter if the "participants" "consent," it's about whether the god squad approves of the pairing and how it happens. they have only ever spoken in terms of power. why would they care about consent?
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The world isn't going to censor itself. The world is full of just as much pain, suffering, and dark places, as it is full of joy, extacy, and happy endings. Art is how we take all of that from inside of us and simply expell it in an act of creation. To censor art is to censor the human condition.
September 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The world isn't going to censor itself. The world is full of just as much pain, suffering, and dark places, as it is full of joy, extacy, and happy endings. Art is how we take all of that from inside of us and simply expell it in an act of creation. To censor art is to censor the human condition.
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Yeah. The staff on this website genuinely believe noncon art promotes or "normalizes" (sick of this word) rape IRL. This isn't true
September 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Yeah. The staff on this website genuinely believe noncon art promotes or "normalizes" (sick of this word) rape IRL. This isn't true
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The thing they don’t understand about drawing NSFW is that it’s a roleplay with yourself. It’s an expression of your ideas and fantasies, made entirely by you, in a way that can’t hurt anybody. Needing the characters to consent is ludicrous: I’m the artist and *I* consent. I’m the only participant.
September 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The thing they don’t understand about drawing NSFW is that it’s a roleplay with yourself. It’s an expression of your ideas and fantasies, made entirely by you, in a way that can’t hurt anybody. Needing the characters to consent is ludicrous: I’m the artist and *I* consent. I’m the only participant.
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"how does this work" "this doesn't make sense" "how can you explain" "actually" it works bcs it makes my penis hard. It makes sense because thinking about it is sexually gratifying. I can explain by "I am sexually aroused by this". Actually I'm so wet.
October 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"how does this work" "this doesn't make sense" "how can you explain" "actually" it works bcs it makes my penis hard. It makes sense because thinking about it is sexually gratifying. I can explain by "I am sexually aroused by this". Actually I'm so wet.
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Ah, Kinktober, the time of year when we receive a new kink if we’ve been bad all year.
October 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Ah, Kinktober, the time of year when we receive a new kink if we’ve been bad all year.
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taking my bull to the butcher…
buy my last Terutereel vash plush to help me with November rent - www.ebay.com/itm/37660469...
buy my last Terutereel vash plush to help me with November rent - www.ebay.com/itm/37660469...
October 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
taking my bull to the butcher…
buy my last Terutereel vash plush to help me with November rent - www.ebay.com/itm/37660469...
buy my last Terutereel vash plush to help me with November rent - www.ebay.com/itm/37660469...
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sure do! you can find my info here
bluuberri-commissions.straw.page
just shoot me a dm here or on pillowfort ;)
bluuberri-commissions.straw.page
just shoot me a dm here or on pillowfort ;)
October 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
sure do! you can find my info here
bluuberri-commissions.straw.page
just shoot me a dm here or on pillowfort ;)
bluuberri-commissions.straw.page
just shoot me a dm here or on pillowfort ;)