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🔞 jon's distress noises
@noncontime.bsky.social
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(what the heck i've never noticed this emoji before, lol... it's actually such a mood.)
closeup of an emoji looking just done and jaded and exhausted with life, its heavy eyes marked by dark circles
October 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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*perfect* jon
September 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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so ashamed i didn't get purple first on this one
a game of Connections from the NYT in progress. the purple group is third, categorizing words that begin with "star," which are "board," "fish," "gate," and "struck." context: i have been drawn into sga (stargate atlantis) against my better judgment by fic. this is a rather cheesy scifi show from the early 2000s, a spinoff of a ~somewhat better, longer-running show from the 90s and early 2000s called stargate: sg1. (which was a series based ona movie.) even as i had narrowed it down in this puzzle, i couldn't quite believe it actually included a stargate reference. dang, when's the last time you saw that somewhere in the mainstream. additional context: "purple first" is an accomplishment metric recorded in a user's stats for the game. i purposely aim for this while analyzing a puzzle.
August 19, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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all of this shit is so fucking UNNECESSARY.
the "Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it" bird meme with the bird labeled "CENSORS" and "trouble" replaced with "A PROBLEM"
August 17, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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the "i am Looking" emoji meme altered to center a single huge eye surrounded by smaller eyes and say "i am Beholding"
April 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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March 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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this show has got you on a roller coaster
March 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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tumblr post by user hunterofhouseflies: tim: *speaks of what is one of, if not the biggest, traumas he’s experienced, finally opening up to martin on some level and explaining why he joined the institute* Elias, a known Bitch: OWO what’s this?
February 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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the "i am Looking" emoji meme with multiple additional eyes added
February 7, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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yeah i like this one!
Screenshot of the episode title in a transcript from the Transcripts Archive Archive showing: MAG132 - #0182403 Entombed March 28, 2019 Partially visible below that is a snippet reading "Account of Jonathan Sims"
January 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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the "YOU" cat meme: a twitter post reading "YOU" in capitals with a picture of a cat caught by a human hand on its back on the floor staring up at the camera amongst evidence of cat-caused mayhem (a spilled potted plant apparently). the cat is unrepentant
January 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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holy hell Connections is so horny today
screenshot of a phone game that shows: Create four groups of four! Then 16 words, on a 4 by 4 button grid: PERFECT, SHORT, DIRTY, PEANUT. TOAD, MECHANISM, DRY, LOW. BIG, MEDIUM, SHY, VEHICLE. LIGHT, TOOL, WET, ROBOT.
January 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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👁
a tumblr post by natequarter that just says "unwilling narrator"
December 29, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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*opens x* *closes x*
a crop of the last two stills in the "dead dove do not eat" meme from arrested development. the guy is lookkng into a paper bag he has opened, then facially reacting with regret for his foolish choice and for presuming he would see anything besides what he got
December 20, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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quote tweet by display name noncontime.bsky.social: hell yeah, my original OH NO I LOVE HIM moment was "Everyone call me Daisy" the quoted tweet, by Grey @greydecayed, shows a transcipt screenshot and the caption: this entire episode was so peak 🥴🥴😍 he was so real for this one self reply to the noncontime tweet: thank u ben for my life further self reply: shoutout to jonny, can't believe elias canonically nonconned both daisy and melanie 12:48 PM 19 Mar 24 321 views
November 27, 2024 at 7:12 AM
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a potent combination
a cropped screenshot of the heading of a crossover fic on ao3, showing the fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), The Sentinel, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Criminal Minds
November 16, 2024 at 6:14 AM
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[ID: an old twitter UI screenshot] Who can reply? Choose who can reply to this Tweet. Anyone mentioned can always reply. [Globe graphic] Everyone [People graphic] People you follow [@ symbol graphic] Only people [edited to say:] who are nasty freak positive
November 16, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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the "i am Looking" emoji meme with the face covered with multiple eyes
November 9, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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wtf bluesky?
July 21, 2024 at 5:08 PM