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despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
August 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
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34-Year-Old Asks For Big Piece theonion.com/34-year...
July 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
34-Year-Old Asks For Big Piece theonion.com/34-year...
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Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day
March 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day
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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
WASHINGTON—According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. “Our latest research and statistical analysis show...
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February 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
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Brian Eno's "Ambient 1" only sold 10,000 copies, but everyone who bought it went on to start an airport.
February 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Brian Eno's "Ambient 1" only sold 10,000 copies, but everyone who bought it went on to start an airport.
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KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine
January 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine
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People who laugh at a Tesla exploding are showing their ignorance of automotive engineering. This is a normal part of the development process, and the data gathered from the explosion will help Tesla to one day build a car that doesn’t explode
January 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
People who laugh at a Tesla exploding are showing their ignorance of automotive engineering. This is a normal part of the development process, and the data gathered from the explosion will help Tesla to one day build a car that doesn’t explode
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likely thing for a cybertruck to do
JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
January 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
likely thing for a cybertruck to do
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i wish i were enjoying a succulent chinese meal rn
December 9, 2024 at 11:25 PM
i wish i were enjoying a succulent chinese meal rn
we are the daughters of the bobas you couldn't suck up
December 1, 2024 at 12:54 AM
we are the daughters of the bobas you couldn't suck up
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they found the sickos guy frozen to death outside somebody’s window last night
November 29, 2024 at 2:36 AM
they found the sickos guy frozen to death outside somebody’s window last night
Too drunk to think of anything else than the phrase based and jagged little pilled is that anything
October 29, 2023 at 10:55 AM
Too drunk to think of anything else than the phrase based and jagged little pilled is that anything