Noisybenign
@noisybenign.bsky.social
it/they/he dragon rawr | 39 | Melbourne
This whole chicken printing thing sounds like a nightmare. You're trying to print a chicken and then an error flashes up saying your blood cartridge is low, and you go to the store and it costs $50 and when you get home you put the cartridge in and now it says "PC LOAD LIVER". Ridiculous.
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This whole chicken printing thing sounds like a nightmare. You're trying to print a chicken and then an error flashes up saying your blood cartridge is low, and you go to the store and it costs $50 and when you get home you put the cartridge in and now it says "PC LOAD LIVER". Ridiculous.
Kinda rude and uncalled for that we called them bastard swords tbqh
Kinda rude and uncalled for that we called them stink bugs tbqh
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Kinda rude and uncalled for that we called them bastard swords tbqh
After an arduous journey a philosopher happened upon an imposing wizard. "CHOOSE," boomed the wizard, "FOOD OR WISDOM." The philosopher pondered for only a moment and declared "Wisdom, of course." The wizard boomed "WISDOM.... YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING STARVE!" and disappeared.
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
After an arduous journey a philosopher happened upon an imposing wizard. "CHOOSE," boomed the wizard, "FOOD OR WISDOM." The philosopher pondered for only a moment and declared "Wisdom, of course." The wizard boomed "WISDOM.... YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING STARVE!" and disappeared.
I've been described as "oppositional" and I disagree.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I've been described as "oppositional" and I disagree.
Twitter seems to just make people hugely depressed and impotently angry and this app is showing me not only the tweets of my friends but heaps of pussy and ass which is what twitter used to be and all I can say is one big hell yeah.
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Twitter seems to just make people hugely depressed and impotently angry and this app is showing me not only the tweets of my friends but heaps of pussy and ass which is what twitter used to be and all I can say is one big hell yeah.
"And it was at that moment, that he decided to start living authentically and in the moment," he thought to himself, narratively.
October 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"And it was at that moment, that he decided to start living authentically and in the moment," he thought to himself, narratively.
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Gender affirming care SAVES LIVES. Before I transitioned I was murdering people every day
October 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Gender affirming care SAVES LIVES. Before I transitioned I was murdering people every day
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"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something
October 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something
Naming my dildo company "pipe dream".
September 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Naming my dildo company "pipe dream".
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“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
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September 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump
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Comedy is illegal again
Vance: "When you see someone celebrating Charlie's murder, call them out — and, hell, call their employer."
September 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Comedy is illegal again
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My former colleague was blacklisted by a TPUSA plant in her CRT/CWS class. The story made it to Fox News, and she had so many death threats that she had to have a police escort on campus.
Feel like I’m going insane with the revisionist history that Charlie Kirk fostered open debate. He chilled speech and his targeting of professors for wrongthink led to threats, harassment, and being forced out of their jobs. His legacy is chilling speech right now, about him
September 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My former colleague was blacklisted by a TPUSA plant in her CRT/CWS class. The story made it to Fox News, and she had so many death threats that she had to have a police escort on campus.
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"Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously, no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously, no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.
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HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."
September 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."
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“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…
newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…
September 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…
newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…
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Turning Point USA made a literal watch list of professors, primarily women, queer folks and people of color, and made us targets of political violence. I’ve received hate mail and harassment and death threats off and on for nearly a decade in part due to that man’s organization so 🤷🏽♀️
September 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Turning Point USA made a literal watch list of professors, primarily women, queer folks and people of color, and made us targets of political violence. I’ve received hate mail and harassment and death threats off and on for nearly a decade in part due to that man’s organization so 🤷🏽♀️
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March 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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every site and service youre using should always be treated like you're just squatting in a billionaires house and be ready to leave with your shit at a moments notice. carve a home there like a pest and when it's time to go you do the same in the next place. this is life
July 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
every site and service youre using should always be treated like you're just squatting in a billionaires house and be ready to leave with your shit at a moments notice. carve a home there like a pest and when it's time to go you do the same in the next place. this is life
object tf panel and you walk in and there's just a chair on the stage and ur like damn missed it
September 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
object tf panel and you walk in and there's just a chair on the stage and ur like damn missed it
One of the things I love about being a furry is I always have an image of a character from starfox with their cock out lying around that I can send to scammers.
August 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
One of the things I love about being a furry is I always have an image of a character from starfox with their cock out lying around that I can send to scammers.
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not done enough to print but done enough to post at least.
March 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
not done enough to print but done enough to post at least.
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I love Japanese ukiyo-e paintings, so I tried my hand at creating a ukiyo-e-style version of “The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats.”
August 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I love Japanese ukiyo-e paintings, so I tried my hand at creating a ukiyo-e-style version of “The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats.”
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August 4, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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🌙 NOCTURNAL e c l i p s e 🌙
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