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Noelle Machnicki, PhD
@noelleon.bsky.social
Scientist, feminist, mama. Post-ac who
teaches biomedical science to kids. Former mycologist, current horse girl.
Happy Halloween from Arlo the chicken!
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My travels to Poland have taught me that painstakingly restoring destroyed historic buildings is possible. It won’t be the same but it will be better than a gaudy golden ballroom standing as a reminder of our abject failure as a country to stop this POS.
October 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Proud of the Mariners and thankful we got to experience October baseball even though it nearly killed me with stress. Looking forward to seeing the Jays destroyed by the Dodgers. Their dumb HR jacket is the douchiest thing I’ve ever seen.
October 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I may have cried a little
Mariners Win!!! "The City is Shaking!"

# SeizeTheMoment

@Mariners @MLB @TMobilePark @FoxSports
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
LFGooo mariners!
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October 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I hate baseball, I’ve been having a heart attack for like 5 hours now.
an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ...
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media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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October 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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We need a bigger national spotlight on this building raid, fam. Agents dropped from helicopters onto the roof. Citizens and non-citizens alike were dragged from their homes in the night. People who weren't kidnapped during the raid had their belongings seized after the fact. This is madness.
"Jones, 27, is among the residents left at 7500 S. South Shore Drive who are trying to piece together what remains after an early morning, high-powered federal immigration raid led to the arrests of dozens of their neighbors at their South Shore apartment building."
Massive immigration raid on Chicago apartment building leaves residents reeling: 'I feel defeated'
The Department of Homeland Security said federal agents with Border Patrol, the FBI and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives arrested 37 people in the raid.
chicago.suntimes.com
October 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
RIP Jane Goodall. Her work captivated me as a girl and inspired me to be a scientist. She showed us the depth of animal lives and emotions while going against the scientific consensus at the time. Her voice is needed so badly at this time and it will be missed. Thank you, Jane.
October 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
🎶🎵 its here…. 🎵🎶

If you are unfamiliar with Fat Bear Week it’s time to get with the program
Fat Bear Week 2025
Fat Bear Week 2025
explore.org
September 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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u know who are skeptics
scientists are skeptics

being anti-science is not being a skeptic
September 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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me: magic isn’t real
also me, after the Mariners win eight in a row: the Etsy witch is real, and she is my president
September 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Got my Covid booster today at a CVS in WA.

The pharmacist said they could only give doses those over 65 and those who were high risk. She all but winked and said “we don’t have to ask condition you have, you just have to say yes.”

It’s stupid you have to do that but at least it’s available.
September 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Good morning!

MAGA/MAHA dude Jay Bhattacharya will forever be remembered as RFK Jr’s biggest champion (he campaigned for him/spoke at his rallies) & the NIH director who presided over the destruction of US health research—including childhood brain cancer research 🤬

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/w...
Pediatric Brain Cancer Group to Lose Federal Funding
www.nytimes.com
August 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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I took this picture myself at the CDC protest today. These are among the hundreds of bullet holes in CDC headquarters windows, visible from the street. I heard today that the admin has no urgent plan to fix these windows.

Imagine being a CDC employee going to work under these conditions
August 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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It’s mind boggling how many additional people this administration is killing.

“I have been in this business for over 50 years on the front lines of public health…And I can say unequivocally that this was the most dangerous public health decision I have ever seen made by a government body.”
Federal mRNA funding cut is 'most dangerous public health decision' ever, expert says
Many public health experts and scientists say they are stunned by Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr’s decision to cancel nearly half a billion dollars in federal funding for future vaccine develop...
www.pbs.org
August 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.
July 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Heads up if you live in Seattle, Chicago, Philly, DMV, and NYC.

Be careful and know your rights. Protect each other and keep yourself safe
ms.now MS NOW @ms.now · Jun 10
BREAKING: ICE is preparing to deploy tactical units to five cities run by Democratic leaders, according to two sources familiar with the planning of future ICE operations.
June 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I guess one way to “re-establish public confidence” in vaccines is to make them unavailable so that people have to deal with the devastating consequences of infectious diseases that they have never experienced BECAUSE THEY FUCKING WORK.
Health Secretary RFK Jr. abruptly fires CDC vaccine advisory panel
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has taken the extraordinary step of firing the expert panel that advises the CDC.
www.statnews.com
June 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This man is dangerous AF and is about to usher us into a new era of people needlessly dying from preventable diseases.
Kennedy Removes All C.D.C. Vaccine Panel Experts
www.nytimes.com
June 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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This is a big day for couples that are one super online person and one normal
June 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Did the Tr*mp administration cancel your NIH or NCI grant proposal? Know someone who was affected? The Committee on Science, Space, and Technology in the House wants to hear from you. Please fill out this link and share. forms.office.com/pages/respon...

#CancerResearch #OncoSky #CanSky
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media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
More of this please! We scientists need to be communicating to the general public that science cuts are going to make us less informed, less safe and people will needlessly DIE.
BREAKING: John Morales just went on air in South Florida and told the truth: hurricane forecasting models are underfunded and outdated.
Translation:

The U.S. government cut the budget so deep, even seasoned meteorologists can’t track deadly storms.

You’re not safe.
And they do. Not. Care.
June 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM