Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984
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Huell Howser mega stan
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Welp it seems like everyone is finally ready for my idea. We all agree to adopt the Midsommar cliff ritual, but instead of age we go by a max net worth. Pretty sure this solves all the problems.
On a scale of 1 gram to one kilo, how much cocaine do you think Kash Patel does a day?
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
On a scale of 1 gram to one kilo, how much cocaine do you think Kash Patel does a day?
And another thing: I’m not mad. I’m going to make advertisements on my social media network that I’m not mad
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
And another thing: I’m not mad. I’m going to make advertisements on my social media network that I’m not mad
Almost didn’t post this but fuck it we wine mom libin’ tonight
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Almost didn’t post this but fuck it we wine mom libin’ tonight
God damn this man knows how to command a speech. If this Jew was an NYC Jew, I would have voted for this man so hard. So happy for New York right now
Trump absolutely torn apart like never before.
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
God damn this man knows how to command a speech. If this Jew was an NYC Jew, I would have voted for this man so hard. So happy for New York right now
lol these numbers are fucking crazy. California can have such bonkers election results sometimes but one thing the vast majority of us have in common is we fucking hate MAGA. God damn I love this state.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
California Ballot Measures Special Election 2025 Live Results: Proposition 50 Passes, NBC News Projects
See live results from the 2025 California ballot measures special election. Track vote counts and updates as polls close on Election Day.
www.nbcnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
lol these numbers are fucking crazy. California can have such bonkers election results sometimes but one thing the vast majority of us have in common is we fucking hate MAGA. God damn I love this state.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
I’m going to Disneyland in a few weeks and while looking for a fun Disney shirt (something funny/parody/family friendly) I am just amazed at how many “funny” Disney shirts are just pure misogyny. It’s like someone hired one of those “take my wife, please” comedians from 60 years ago to make them
November 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’m going to Disneyland in a few weeks and while looking for a fun Disney shirt (something funny/parody/family friendly) I am just amazed at how many “funny” Disney shirts are just pure misogyny. It’s like someone hired one of those “take my wife, please” comedians from 60 years ago to make them
I just finished episode nine of Love Is Blind and I desperately need to talk about Nick (and Annie to a lesser extent). WTF
October 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I just finished episode nine of Love Is Blind and I desperately need to talk about Nick (and Annie to a lesser extent). WTF
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I need to get back into doing these. Beavis and Butthead and fucking Jaws… AS PUMPKINS
I need to get back into doing these. Beavis and Butthead and fucking Jaws… AS PUMPKINS
October 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
MORE PUMPKINS
I need to get back into doing these. Beavis and Butthead and fucking Jaws… AS PUMPKINS
I need to get back into doing these. Beavis and Butthead and fucking Jaws… AS PUMPKINS
Gonna post my past pumpkin carvings. Here’s one of my favorites I did about 10 years ago.
October 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Gonna post my past pumpkin carvings. Here’s one of my favorites I did about 10 years ago.
Bluesky drama got me thinking about one of my favorite quotes from Dune
“All social media platforms suffer a recurring problem: the position of ceo attracts bitch ass personalities. It is not that the position of ceo thins the skin but that it is magnetic to the thin skinned weak ass bitches”
“All social media platforms suffer a recurring problem: the position of ceo attracts bitch ass personalities. It is not that the position of ceo thins the skin but that it is magnetic to the thin skinned weak ass bitches”
October 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Bluesky drama got me thinking about one of my favorite quotes from Dune
“All social media platforms suffer a recurring problem: the position of ceo attracts bitch ass personalities. It is not that the position of ceo thins the skin but that it is magnetic to the thin skinned weak ass bitches”
“All social media platforms suffer a recurring problem: the position of ceo attracts bitch ass personalities. It is not that the position of ceo thins the skin but that it is magnetic to the thin skinned weak ass bitches”
Reposted by Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984
Me, a Bluesky user, watching Terminator:
Trying to destroy the machines before they can even rise is actually genocide.
Me, a Bluesky user, watching The Matrix:
Wow. I guess if you support Neo, you also support Hitler.
Trying to destroy the machines before they can even rise is actually genocide.
Me, a Bluesky user, watching The Matrix:
Wow. I guess if you support Neo, you also support Hitler.
October 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Me, a Bluesky user, watching Terminator:
Trying to destroy the machines before they can even rise is actually genocide.
Me, a Bluesky user, watching The Matrix:
Wow. I guess if you support Neo, you also support Hitler.
Trying to destroy the machines before they can even rise is actually genocide.
Me, a Bluesky user, watching The Matrix:
Wow. I guess if you support Neo, you also support Hitler.
LinkedIn said I needed a new professional portrait if anyone was going to take me seriously. Well, here I am future employer.
October 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
LinkedIn said I needed a new professional portrait if anyone was going to take me seriously. Well, here I am future employer.
Went and saw this little known indie artist last night. He was pretty good! I think he could make it big.
September 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Went and saw this little known indie artist last night. He was pretty good! I think he could make it big.
At least I’m in San Diego
September 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
At least I’m in San Diego
Reposted by Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984
I learned a lot about some folks this week. Whew.
September 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I learned a lot about some folks this week. Whew.
Flags half mast at the Texas Roadhouse. “Freedom Fries” kind of vibe.
September 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Flags half mast at the Texas Roadhouse. “Freedom Fries” kind of vibe.
Decided to sleep all day, did I miss anything?
September 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Decided to sleep all day, did I miss anything?
I’m better than most at suspending belief for the sake of entertainment, which Alien: Earth requires a lot of. But believing this guy has an American accent is a step too far. That’s the most British face I’ve ever seen.
September 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I’m better than most at suspending belief for the sake of entertainment, which Alien: Earth requires a lot of. But believing this guy has an American accent is a step too far. That’s the most British face I’ve ever seen.
lol wtf is this? Blue maga meme reposting/shitposting account trying to meme on its own thinking it’s making a real clever point here. Lol. Yeah buddy, that’s the drug they’re sneaking in. Cartels, famous for smuggling weed into America along with six packs of bud light and cartons of camel crush.
September 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
lol wtf is this? Blue maga meme reposting/shitposting account trying to meme on its own thinking it’s making a real clever point here. Lol. Yeah buddy, that’s the drug they’re sneaking in. Cartels, famous for smuggling weed into America along with six packs of bud light and cartons of camel crush.
A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
Look, I know it’s statistically improbable for me to win the Powerball and buying multiple tickets doesn’t improve my chances, but it’s also true that someone will win and that someone could be me.
a man and a woman are talking to each other and the man is wearing a native american shirt .
Alt: Jim Carrey in Dumb & Dumber saying “So you’re telling me there’s a chance”
media.tenor.com
September 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Look, I know it’s statistically improbable for me to win the Powerball and buying multiple tickets doesn’t improve my chances, but it’s also true that someone will win and that someone could be me.
Just googled if it’s possible to die from a luck overdose just in case I win the billion dollar powerball the same weekend Trump dies.
August 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Just googled if it’s possible to die from a luck overdose just in case I win the billion dollar powerball the same weekend Trump dies.
Y’all wanna see the most unhinged local mailer of all time?
August 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Y’all wanna see the most unhinged local mailer of all time?
Cursed Reddit post and top comment. I’m convinced everyone stanning for Gavin Newsom right now is not from California.
August 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Cursed Reddit post and top comment. I’m convinced everyone stanning for Gavin Newsom right now is not from California.