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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984
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Huell Howser mega stan
The Detective John Munch-iverse connects Homicide, Law & Order, The Wire, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Sesame Street, The X-Files, the list goes on…BUT Richard Belzer also played “a detective” on an episode of Mad About You that wasn’t specifically Munch, but essentially the same character SOOOO
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Greg Bovino looks like Looney Tunes Peter Lorre if the animators used diarrhea instead of cel paint.
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Almost didn’t post this but fuck it we wine mom libin’ tonight
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
For example
November 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
MORE PUMPKINS
I need to get back into doing these. Beavis and Butthead and fucking Jaws… AS PUMPKINS
October 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Gonna post my past pumpkin carvings. Here’s one of my favorites I did about 10 years ago.
October 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
LinkedIn said I needed a new professional portrait if anyone was going to take me seriously. Well, here I am future employer.
October 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
And just in case anyone was wondering how Sir Paul McCartney feels about things
October 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Went and saw this little known indie artist last night. He was pretty good! I think he could make it big.
September 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Flags half mast at the Texas Roadhouse. “Freedom Fries” kind of vibe.
September 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I’m better than most at suspending belief for the sake of entertainment, which Alien: Earth requires a lot of. But believing this guy has an American accent is a step too far. That’s the most British face I’ve ever seen.
September 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
lol they blocked me
September 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
September 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Well you’re in luck, because it’s not the only one we got!
August 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Y’all wanna see the most unhinged local mailer of all time?
August 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Cursed Reddit post and top comment. I’m convinced everyone stanning for Gavin Newsom right now is not from California.
August 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Some of these dispensaries feel more like you’re walking into an Apple Store… for weeeeeed
August 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Palm Springs, checking in
August 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?*

*No retroactive cool, please. Albums that were in the house that you actively purchased and listened to
July 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I’m Hot Blooded. Why don’t you go and check it ? And see. ?
July 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
On one hand, these are the most fucking expensive tickets I’ve ever bought. On the other hand, I get to see an 83 year old Beatle.
July 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Bluesky is great and all, but it’s time we revive the real king. You know we’d all be happier.
June 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM