I’d vote for Buttigieg/Boebert on the alliteration alone

Grew up going to Laughlin every year as a kid and gambling is something I just cannot do. I even lived in Vegas for a year on the strip in my 20s, and spent probably less than $100 gambling, and that was playing nickels on video poker to get free drinks. And even that felt stupid.

Disappointed the guy in the middle isn’t Charlie Day, but relieved the guy on the left isn’t Dave Portnoy

lol because of course it does

Fortunately I’ve actually never seen anyone wear anything like this at Disneyland. This must be a Disney World thing, right? This has the stench of Florida all over it.

Hang this one up between my black rifle coffee shirt and my “I stand for the flag and kneel for the cross” shirt. Can’t wait for everyone at Disneyland to see how much I hate my wife!

For example

I knew it! I grew up in Wrightwood so anytime I’d visit my parents I’d always take Angeles Crest home to LA any chance I could. Absolutely one of my favorite places in the world.

Is this up Highway 2?

Congratulations!

Yup. Pretty sure he has all those hobbies at home because he has no friends. Except for all the men in his dms talking about their curly dicks.

So he’s basically the gay dad from Kids In The Hall Brain Candy but way less funny.

youtu.be/zsVpdBIi1BU?...

@wrenispinkle.bsky.social haaaalp

Thank you!

Me, a Bluesky user, watching Terminator:
Trying to destroy the machines before they can even rise is actually genocide.

Me, a Bluesky user, watching The Matrix:
Wow. I guess if you support Neo, you also support Hitler.

Me, a Bluesky user, watching Terminator:
Trying to destroy the machines before they can even rise is actually genocide.

Me, a Bluesky user, watching The Matrix:
Wow. I guess if you support Neo, you also support Hitler.