Cap
@nocaptainots.bsky.social
she/her. 30ish. mostly nonsense, partly haladriel. probably writing something that will emotionally traumatize you 💖
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Manifesting 🙏🕯🙏
Glorfindel... you mean the man who's about to turn this threesome (Galadriel/Sauron/Celeborn) into a Fourfindel?
January 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Manifesting 🙏🕯🙏
So many people asking "where is celeborn" but nobody ever asks "how is celeborn?" 😔
January 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
So many people asking "where is celeborn" but nobody ever asks "how is celeborn?" 😔
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January 6, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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Tired: Situationship
Wired: Breeding Season Intern
Wired: Breeding Season Intern
This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Tired: Situationship
Wired: Breeding Season Intern
Wired: Breeding Season Intern
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Our ship has many names 😈
But no matter what you call it, all are welcome in the the 2026 Haladriel Fic Exchange! Applications are now open and will close on January 9!
haladrielexchange.carrd.co
But no matter what you call it, all are welcome in the the 2026 Haladriel Fic Exchange! Applications are now open and will close on January 9!
haladrielexchange.carrd.co
January 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Our ship has many names 😈
But no matter what you call it, all are welcome in the the 2026 Haladriel Fic Exchange! Applications are now open and will close on January 9!
haladrielexchange.carrd.co
But no matter what you call it, all are welcome in the the 2026 Haladriel Fic Exchange! Applications are now open and will close on January 9!
haladrielexchange.carrd.co
Casting spells with the dictionary.
January 2, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Casting spells with the dictionary.
Found out I'm on a blocklist of people who are anti ai. Thank you, its truly an honor to be here 🫡
December 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Found out I'm on a blocklist of people who are anti ai. Thank you, its truly an honor to be here 🫡
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We get a lot of questions: How does this work? What makes a good prompt? What are some common tropes? Here are some answers to your burning questions! More can be found on our website!
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www.tumblr.com/haladrielfic...
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December 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
We get a lot of questions: How does this work? What makes a good prompt? What are some common tropes? Here are some answers to your burning questions! More can be found on our website!
www.tumblr.com/haladrielfic...
www.tumblr.com/haladrielfic...
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December 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Wrote a fic for the first time in like 10 months 👍
archiveofourown.org/works/76510876
archiveofourown.org/works/76510876
December 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Wrote a fic for the first time in like 10 months 👍
archiveofourown.org/works/76510876
archiveofourown.org/works/76510876
Happy Holidays from me, Chef Gal and Hal, and @tindu-art.bsky.social 🎄
Halbrand/Galadriel
Fanart for "The Festive Seasoning" by @nocaptainots.bsky.social #haladriel #saurondriel #ringsofpower
Fanart for "The Festive Seasoning" by @nocaptainots.bsky.social #haladriel #saurondriel #ringsofpower
December 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Happy Holidays from me, Chef Gal and Hal, and @tindu-art.bsky.social 🎄
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From her earliest years she [Galadriel] had a marvellous gift of insight into the minds of others, but judged them with mercy and understanding, and she withheld her goodwill from none save only Fëanor. [Unfinished Tales]
December 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
From her earliest years she [Galadriel] had a marvellous gift of insight into the minds of others, but judged them with mercy and understanding, and she withheld her goodwill from none save only Fëanor. [Unfinished Tales]
They weren't kidding about the gay hockey show. This shit is hornyyyyy 🎉
December 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
They weren't kidding about the gay hockey show. This shit is hornyyyyy 🎉
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#12DaysofHaladrielXmas day 7: ugly sweater
(Acho que levei MUITO a sério negocio de suéter horroroso kkkkkkkkkk)
#Annatar #Galadriel #Annatariel #Saurondriel
(Acho que levei MUITO a sério negocio de suéter horroroso kkkkkkkkkk)
#Annatar #Galadriel #Annatariel #Saurondriel
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
#12DaysofHaladrielXmas day 7: ugly sweater
(Acho que levei MUITO a sério negocio de suéter horroroso kkkkkkkkkk)
#Annatar #Galadriel #Annatariel #Saurondriel
(Acho que levei MUITO a sério negocio de suéter horroroso kkkkkkkkkk)
#Annatar #Galadriel #Annatariel #Saurondriel
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Join us and together, we can save this Middle-earth 🤝🏻
Love Haladriel? Comfortable with Discord? Want to get more involved with the Haladriel Fic Exchange? We’re looking for some additional help running the Haladriel Exchange Discord!
More information in the application, which closes at 11:59pm EST Dec. 12
shorturl.at/TZ3iQ
More information in the application, which closes at 11:59pm EST Dec. 12
shorturl.at/TZ3iQ
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Join us and together, we can save this Middle-earth 🤝🏻
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I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
Ah, the things I'll do for a "good girl" from Chef Hal 😉
(It was delicious)
(It was delicious)
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ah, the things I'll do for a "good girl" from Chef Hal 😉
(It was delicious)
(It was delicious)
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hey if your name is Celeborn and you live in the golden woods of Lothlórien your mates are at the tavern calling you “Teleporno” and they’re all giggling
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
hey if your name is Celeborn and you live in the golden woods of Lothlórien your mates are at the tavern calling you “Teleporno” and they’re all giggling
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I CAN POST ELF TITS HERE? ELF TITS WITHOUT BEING SENT TO HORNY JAIL?
Enjoy a commissioned painting of Melian the Maia, in a mock-classical style, ie What Thingol Saw and Decided To Stay For, artistic nudity warning. #Silmarillion
More: www.balrogballs.tumblr.com
Enjoy a commissioned painting of Melian the Maia, in a mock-classical style, ie What Thingol Saw and Decided To Stay For, artistic nudity warning. #Silmarillion
More: www.balrogballs.tumblr.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I CAN POST ELF TITS HERE? ELF TITS WITHOUT BEING SENT TO HORNY JAIL?
Enjoy a commissioned painting of Melian the Maia, in a mock-classical style, ie What Thingol Saw and Decided To Stay For, artistic nudity warning. #Silmarillion
More: www.balrogballs.tumblr.com
Enjoy a commissioned painting of Melian the Maia, in a mock-classical style, ie What Thingol Saw and Decided To Stay For, artistic nudity warning. #Silmarillion
More: www.balrogballs.tumblr.com
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The kick off for the 2026 Haladriel Fic Exchange is fast approaching!
Watch this space for upcoming announcements, FAQs, and memes.
Applications open on January 1. For more information, check out our updated website! haladrielexchange.carrd.co
Watch this space for upcoming announcements, FAQs, and memes.
Applications open on January 1. For more information, check out our updated website! haladrielexchange.carrd.co
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The kick off for the 2026 Haladriel Fic Exchange is fast approaching!
Watch this space for upcoming announcements, FAQs, and memes.
Applications open on January 1. For more information, check out our updated website! haladrielexchange.carrd.co
Watch this space for upcoming announcements, FAQs, and memes.
Applications open on January 1. For more information, check out our updated website! haladrielexchange.carrd.co
Vecna/GooRon crossover crackfic titled "tentacles on tentacle crime"
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Vecna/GooRon crossover crackfic titled "tentacles on tentacle crime"
Mugs 30% off for the holiday weekend? Yes, please!
www.redbubble.com/i/mug/Menace...
www.redbubble.com/i/mug/Menace...
"Menace to Literature" Coffee Mug for Sale by nocaponthisship
The Anon Hate Collection: Wear it with Pride
Inspired by an anonymous comment which said, "You are a menace to literature." • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.
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November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Mugs 30% off for the holiday weekend? Yes, please!
www.redbubble.com/i/mug/Menace...
www.redbubble.com/i/mug/Menace...
He's a mess. He's a monster. He's babygirl. He's Victor Frankenstein.
www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/ba...
www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/ba...
"babygirl victor frankenstein" Sticker for Sale by nocaponthisship
victor frankenstein: very demure, very mindful • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.
www.redbubble.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
He's a mess. He's a monster. He's babygirl. He's Victor Frankenstein.
www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/ba...
www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/ba...
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everything is cannibalism. except for cannibalism, which is sex
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
everything is cannibalism. except for cannibalism, which is sex