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she/her. 30ish. mostly nonsense, partly haladriel. probably writing something that will emotionally traumatize you 💖
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Cat on lap.
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Worth the uti or not? You decide!
A photo of halbrand from the rings of power with a Google search laid over it which reads "are there cranberry pills in middle earth?"
October 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Every day, Barbie. Every day.
Screenshot from the Barbie movie where Barbie is smiling and say, "Do you guys ever think about halbrand leaving galadriel to drown in eregion?"
August 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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For those of you who are still as pressed about this interview as I am 💚
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An interview with JD Payne and Patrick McKay talking about camera work in the final episode of the Rings of Power season 2. A tote bag with the text "just a neat shot for the camera" printed on it.
July 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Goo!Sauron flopped on the snowy ground.
July 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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On a dark blue background, Grey and white clouds and gold accents frame the words "cosmically connected"
July 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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An adaptation of a goncharov meme, where goncharov is crossed out and replaced with goohive. It now says "this idiot hasnt heard of goohive"
June 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Presented without comment.
A list of saurons names from tolkien gateway.
June 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Screenshot of a text message which says: okay ❤️ yay ❤️
June 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Halbland is too boring to multiship 😩
I ain't writing all that down im sorry.
June 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Happy hump day :)
Charlie Vickers stands on a beach in a light brown suit.
June 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Updated the graphic for this last night to reflect reader feedback 🙏
"Whatever a sun will always sing is you by nocaptainonthisship" over a painting of a dirt road and trees. Additional text reads: "The fact that he is completely naked adds to the mood of intimacy even more - ellie" "Cap is never getting over the build-a-balls accusations - lassie"
May 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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A screenshot from The Rings of Power. Annatar and Galadriel sword fight. Text reads: "something new"
May 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Screenshot from The Rings of Power. Galadriel tries to stab Sauron.
May 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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A sketch of Galadriel and Sauron from The Rings of Power. Both are wearing crowns, and Sauron nuzzles her ear. Text reads: “A celebration of our talented writers. Built through the contributions of the haladriel community. This months categories are: post season 1, and post season 2. In the interest of brevity, we've limited each author to 2 stories,though many were recommended more frequently. Dive in, enjoy, and don't forget to check the tags! Please remember to let the author know if you enjoyed their work, and be sure to check out their other offerings! Art by: @thatsouthernanthem”
May 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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HALADRIEL FANFICS
Something Old, Something New
A sketch of Galadriel and Sauron from The Rings of Power. Both are wearing crowns, and Sauron nuzzles her ear. Text reads “Haladriel Fics: something old, something new. Art by @thatsouthernanthem”
May 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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earring. crowds feet. HANDS.
big day for me
Charlie Vickers
May 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Welcome back half maia celebrian!
Still from the Survivors(Netflix) trailer. Charlie Vickers as Kieran holding a baby.
May 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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😘
Team telenervildo: good things come in threes.
April 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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"I'm seated. The theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it's "not August yet" but I'm simply too seated."
April 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Ophelia
April 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Galadriel from rings of power, holding swords, with a speech bubble beneath her.
April 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to, btw.
Four photos of raccoons holding swords(photoshop, presumably) Text reads "while you are out there eating trash, I studied the blade."
April 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Favorite comment you've ever gotten?
This one on the festive seasoning 😅 @myrsinemezzo.bsky.social immediately spreading the word to the fic-uninitiated made me cry!
A screenshot of a tweet: "Cap. I am turning over to demand that partner stop doing whatever he's doing so he can read his first modern au right the fuck now. You are unbelievable. Just... AHHHHH!!!
March 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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I guess we're doing this!
Drop a number in the comments if you want to know something special 👀
Fanfic writer asks : 1 ask equals one answer
March 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM