Noah Koester
@noahtensionspan.bsky.social
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today I am watching Gymkata (1985). a man who has invented a combination of gymnastics and martial arts fights ninjas. this is what life is truly all about
January 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
today I am watching Gymkata (1985). a man who has invented a combination of gymnastics and martial arts fights ninjas. this is what life is truly all about
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One of my bands, New Standards Men, has gathered some material and put it on Bandcamp as a release called "New Wave Barbarism"
Any and all proceeds from this release will be donated to @miracmn.bsky.social
newstandardsmen.bandcamp.com/album/new-wa...
More info about the band / material below.
Any and all proceeds from this release will be donated to @miracmn.bsky.social
newstandardsmen.bandcamp.com/album/new-wa...
More info about the band / material below.
New Wave Barbarism, by New Standards Men
2 track album
newstandardsmen.bandcamp.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
One of my bands, New Standards Men, has gathered some material and put it on Bandcamp as a release called "New Wave Barbarism"
Any and all proceeds from this release will be donated to @miracmn.bsky.social
newstandardsmen.bandcamp.com/album/new-wa...
More info about the band / material below.
Any and all proceeds from this release will be donated to @miracmn.bsky.social
newstandardsmen.bandcamp.com/album/new-wa...
More info about the band / material below.
ME: "I mean yeah, I guess. You just need to eat more fiber and drink more water, but declaring a WAR on protein seems stup-"
RFK JR. *cocks gun and spits out mouse bones*: "FIBER IS PHASE 2."
RFK JR. *cocks gun and spits out mouse bones*: "FIBER IS PHASE 2."
January 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
ME: "I mean yeah, I guess. You just need to eat more fiber and drink more water, but declaring a WAR on protein seems stup-"
RFK JR. *cocks gun and spits out mouse bones*: "FIBER IS PHASE 2."
RFK JR. *cocks gun and spits out mouse bones*: "FIBER IS PHASE 2."
Love this joint.
January 12, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Love this joint.
So is John Mayer the only living member now?
*covers head*
*covers head*
January 11, 2026 at 1:14 AM
So is John Mayer the only living member now?
*covers head*
*covers head*
I know so many sad rainbows.
January 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I know so many sad rainbows.
Got the Draft Kings app for Puppy Bowl this year.
January 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Got the Draft Kings app for Puppy Bowl this year.
IOWA CITY! THIS FRIDAY! LET'S GET WEIRD! BRING THE HEAT AND THE EARPLUGS!
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
IOWA CITY! THIS FRIDAY! LET'S GET WEIRD! BRING THE HEAT AND THE EARPLUGS!
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This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
My ball cap has a frayed tip on the brim and that should tell you everything about my problem-solving skills.
January 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
My ball cap has a frayed tip on the brim and that should tell you everything about my problem-solving skills.
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LO, I SUMMON THE BEASTS OF WIND AND SKY TO SCATTER THINE LARGEST BRANCHES AND THE GARBAGE OF OTHERS AMONGST MY RENTED TERRA.
December 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
LO, I SUMMON THE BEASTS OF WIND AND SKY TO SCATTER THINE LARGEST BRANCHES AND THE GARBAGE OF OTHERS AMONGST MY RENTED TERRA.
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“You boy, what day is it?”
“Fucked if I know, sir”
“Fucked if I know, sir”
December 27, 2025 at 11:27 AM
“You boy, what day is it?”
“Fucked if I know, sir”
“Fucked if I know, sir”
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
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Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
This is still my favorite single-panel comic.
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This is still my favorite single-panel comic.
TOO LATE, SHOPPING CART.
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
TOO LATE, SHOPPING CART.
Just chilling on a Tuesday night 4 hours away from home watching Jon Spencer lay waste to a small bar in Urbana, IL. Healing pretty hard here.
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Just chilling on a Tuesday night 4 hours away from home watching Jon Spencer lay waste to a small bar in Urbana, IL. Healing pretty hard here.
SOUTH DAKOTA, KENTUCKY, & WISCONSIN: GET UP ON THIS TECH.
pouring a jar of babybels into the coinstar and waiting for it to dispense a giant megabel of equal value
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
SOUTH DAKOTA, KENTUCKY, & WISCONSIN: GET UP ON THIS TECH.
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
I've been in 3 different businesses before 2pm on a snowy Sunday and they all been playing Sade. I'm feeling sane for the first time in weeks.
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I've been in 3 different businesses before 2pm on a snowy Sunday and they all been playing Sade. I'm feeling sane for the first time in weeks.
You know the jazz album is good when you get a lot of this in the background...
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You know the jazz album is good when you get a lot of this in the background...
DAD: "What y'all have going on Thanksgiving?"
ME: "Nothing. We are tired."
DAD: "Hey man, I don't blame ya..."
ME: "Nothing. We are tired."
DAD: "Hey man, I don't blame ya..."
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
DAD: "What y'all have going on Thanksgiving?"
ME: "Nothing. We are tired."
DAD: "Hey man, I don't blame ya..."
ME: "Nothing. We are tired."
DAD: "Hey man, I don't blame ya..."
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