Blackjack Bauer
@ninjanighthawk.bsky.social
a little old to be pinning skeets
Pinned
The answer is, no, you can't stick that nails done finger in my butt
January 19, 2026 at 5:22 AM
The answer is, no, you can't stick that nails done finger in my butt
Mevis In Seattle
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Mevis In Seattle
If I wanted to see a body horror movie, I'd buy a mirror probably
January 17, 2026 at 4:38 AM
If I wanted to see a body horror movie, I'd buy a mirror probably
Dating myself, but Ranger Suarez feels like Eric Allen leaving...now I'm engaged to myself
January 15, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Dating myself, but Ranger Suarez feels like Eric Allen leaving...now I'm engaged to myself
Trump Super PAC wrote a strongly worded check to Hawley's re-election campaign
The signs of possible life among Senate Republicans were apparently just a spasm. Nothing more. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/14/u...
Republicans Block Effort to Check Trump’s Power in Venezuela
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Trump Super PAC wrote a strongly worded check to Hawley's re-election campaign
@Grok put it in a bikini
What is happening to his Nintendo GameCube tho
what an image
January 10, 2026 at 5:19 AM
@Grok put it in a bikini
Slightly diminish a band:
Alice In Braids
Alice In Braids
Slightly diminish a band:
Thompson Siblings
Thompson Siblings
Slightly diminish a band:
Half & Half
Half & Half
January 10, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Slightly diminish a band:
Alice In Braids
Alice In Braids
Hashtag Skisky
Take a look at images of World Cup alpine ski racer Lindsey Vonn who has made a huge comeback in 2025 and looks to Milano–Cortina in 2026.
Lindsey Vonn heads for 5th-career Winter Olympic Games looking for gold
Take a look at images of World Cup alpine ski racer Lindsey Vonn who has made a huge comeback in 2025 and looks to Milano–Cortina in 2026.
bit.ly
January 9, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Hashtag Skisky
And if you think he would EVER risk giving that power up via free and fair elections, or just leaving at the end of his term, you're not paying attention
President Trump declared on Wednesday evening that his power as commander in chief is constrained only by his “own morality,” brushing aside international law and other checks on his ability to use military might to strike, invade or coerce nations around the world.
Trump Lays Out a Vision of Power Restrained Only by ‘My Own Morality’
www.nytimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 11:03 PM
And if you think he would EVER risk giving that power up via free and fair elections, or just leaving at the end of his term, you're not paying attention
"no penalties for high sticking in my arena" "you can sneak one through my five-hole anytime" #HeatedRivalry
January 4, 2026 at 1:08 AM
"no penalties for high sticking in my arena" "you can sneak one through my five-hole anytime" #HeatedRivalry
It's 2026. The first baby born will be named Planet Fitness Williams.
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
It's 2026. The first baby born will be named Planet Fitness Williams.
Carol is a ghost
December 31, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Carol is a ghost
Now that Christmas is winding down, I gotta ask....Did Joseph EVER get to fuck Mary?
December 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Now that Christmas is winding down, I gotta ask....Did Joseph EVER get to fuck Mary?
I'll consider a bagpiprt, but A "hobo doll", Rod Serling?
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I'll consider a bagpiprt, but A "hobo doll", Rod Serling?
Carry On IS a Christmas movie
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Carry On IS a Christmas movie
The Smashing Pumpkins have a Christmas song.
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The Smashing Pumpkins have a Christmas song.
Bootleg it from Canada
JUST IN: CBS’s Kennedy Center Honors just hit an all-time ratings low. Preliminary Nielsen data shows only ~2.65M viewers tuned in to the Trump-hosted show, down from 4.1M in 2024. A stunning 35% year-over-year collapse.
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Bootleg it from Canada
Catching up on #HardKnocks episode 3. This is a screen grab with closed captioning on, of three Cowboys sitting around the kitchen table. The person who says it, sums up the Cowboys.
December 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Catching up on #HardKnocks episode 3. This is a screen grab with closed captioning on, of three Cowboys sitting around the kitchen table. The person who says it, sums up the Cowboys.
Welcome To Derry Season 3
The new Na'vi clan featured in Avatar: Fire and Ash were inspired by a real-world tribe that James Cameron encountered while traveling.
James Cameron's Real-Life Inspiration For Avatar: Fire And Ash's New Na'vi Clan - SlashFilm
www.slashfilm.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Welcome To Derry Season 3
"it's not that creepy, most Muppets don't wear pants!", I yell over the fence
December 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"it's not that creepy, most Muppets don't wear pants!", I yell over the fence
Was there a Dukes Of Hazzard prequel I missed?
December 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Was there a Dukes Of Hazzard prequel I missed?
Say what you will about this shitshow, but I have heard, across three separate news broadcasts, the phrase "the late sex offender" Jeffrey Epstein. A pretty good epitaph at least.
December 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Say what you will about this shitshow, but I have heard, across three separate news broadcasts, the phrase "the late sex offender" Jeffrey Epstein. A pretty good epitaph at least.
The perfect GIF... It's a Christmas miracle 🎄🎄🎄
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The perfect GIF... It's a Christmas miracle 🎄🎄🎄
How were you not just straight jerking off to this??!
Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.
December 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
How were you not just straight jerking off to this??!