Scott Simpson
@nimblewnumbers.bsky.social
🏈 Fantasy Football Analyst - “Fantasy Millionaires” - https://www.youtube.com/@thefantasymillionaires3787
💵 DFS Analyst - “ChalkBlocked” - https://youtube.com/@nimblewnumbers407
✍🏼#WR2Theory #NFL - As Seen On @Netflix 🎥
💵 DFS Analyst - “ChalkBlocked” - https://youtube.com/@nimblewnumbers407
✍🏼#WR2Theory #NFL - As Seen On @Netflix 🎥
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Scott Simpson
@nimblewnumbers.bsky.social
· Mar 30
Nic Dowd surprised London for her 14th birthday with a meet and greet after the @wshcapitals.bsky.social game today. What a freakin legend! #ALLCAPS #LetsGoCaps
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**Set to Carrie Underwood SNF song**
“The rough get tough under a nice sunrise
The kids still asleep, my in-laws think I’m insane
I hope my VPN let’s me watch this gaaaaaaaaaaaame
I’ve been waiting all day, all night, and part of the next day for a Monday Morning!”
“The rough get tough under a nice sunrise
The kids still asleep, my in-laws think I’m insane
I hope my VPN let’s me watch this gaaaaaaaaaaaame
I’ve been waiting all day, all night, and part of the next day for a Monday Morning!”
January 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
**Set to Carrie Underwood SNF song**
“The rough get tough under a nice sunrise
The kids still asleep, my in-laws think I’m insane
I hope my VPN let’s me watch this gaaaaaaaaaaaame
I’ve been waiting all day, all night, and part of the next day for a Monday Morning!”
“The rough get tough under a nice sunrise
The kids still asleep, my in-laws think I’m insane
I hope my VPN let’s me watch this gaaaaaaaaaaaame
I’ve been waiting all day, all night, and part of the next day for a Monday Morning!”
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Alright here is the NFL STARTER PACK
Subscribe and your timeline will immediately be full of football talk and takes
Share widely, on other platforms, etc etc
go.bsky.app/8RH6KbH
Subscribe and your timeline will immediately be full of football talk and takes
Share widely, on other platforms, etc etc
go.bsky.app/8RH6KbH
January 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Alright here is the NFL STARTER PACK
Subscribe and your timeline will immediately be full of football talk and takes
Share widely, on other platforms, etc etc
go.bsky.app/8RH6KbH
Subscribe and your timeline will immediately be full of football talk and takes
Share widely, on other platforms, etc etc
go.bsky.app/8RH6KbH
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Let the record show that I might have won a fantasy championship this season if only @nimblewnumbers.bsky.social had the courage to put Jake Tonges in my lineup over Taysom Hill with under six minutes to go in Sunday Night Football.
December 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Let the record show that I might have won a fantasy championship this season if only @nimblewnumbers.bsky.social had the courage to put Jake Tonges in my lineup over Taysom Hill with under six minutes to go in Sunday Night Football.
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In 2020 I overcame Alvin Kamara’s six TD game where he scored 56.2 PPR points to win a championship.
Derrick Henry’s 36-216-4 is chump change.
Derrick Henry’s 36-216-4 is chump change.
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ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words if it bleeds below it
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
In 2020 I overcame Alvin Kamara’s six TD game where he scored 56.2 PPR points to win a championship.
Derrick Henry’s 36-216-4 is chump change.
Derrick Henry’s 36-216-4 is chump change.
Points out irrational, hateful, angry, unhinged fan behavior hating Kelce = defending Kelce 🙃🙃🙃
December 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Points out irrational, hateful, angry, unhinged fan behavior hating Kelce = defending Kelce 🙃🙃🙃
This is glazing Travis Kelce @thesmokeshow.bsky.social?
How high are you bro 🤣🤣🤣
Read it again. I’m obviously pushing back against irrational male fan behavior who hate for no logical reason. But sure, co-opt my skeet for whatever purposes you make up in your mind 🙃
How high are you bro 🤣🤣🤣
Read it again. I’m obviously pushing back against irrational male fan behavior who hate for no logical reason. But sure, co-opt my skeet for whatever purposes you make up in your mind 🙃
December 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This is glazing Travis Kelce @thesmokeshow.bsky.social?
How high are you bro 🤣🤣🤣
Read it again. I’m obviously pushing back against irrational male fan behavior who hate for no logical reason. But sure, co-opt my skeet for whatever purposes you make up in your mind 🙃
How high are you bro 🤣🤣🤣
Read it again. I’m obviously pushing back against irrational male fan behavior who hate for no logical reason. But sure, co-opt my skeet for whatever purposes you make up in your mind 🙃
The lack of critical thinking skills are terrible bro.
• You think screaming “fuck Kelce” is accountability for him supporting Rashee Rice instead of just you being an asshole
• Morally trying to crucify me as privileged for mocking your hate
• I definitely think your unhinged behavior is hilarious
• You think screaming “fuck Kelce” is accountability for him supporting Rashee Rice instead of just you being an asshole
• Morally trying to crucify me as privileged for mocking your hate
• I definitely think your unhinged behavior is hilarious
December 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The lack of critical thinking skills are terrible bro.
• You think screaming “fuck Kelce” is accountability for him supporting Rashee Rice instead of just you being an asshole
• Morally trying to crucify me as privileged for mocking your hate
• I definitely think your unhinged behavior is hilarious
• You think screaming “fuck Kelce” is accountability for him supporting Rashee Rice instead of just you being an asshole
• Morally trying to crucify me as privileged for mocking your hate
• I definitely think your unhinged behavior is hilarious
This guy is sad
December 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This guy is sad
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It’s wild seeing people genuinely hate other people who don’t even know that they exist 🤣🤣🤣
December 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It’s wild seeing people genuinely hate other people who don’t even know that they exist 🤣🤣🤣
It’s wild seeing people genuinely hate other people who don’t even know that they exist 🤣🤣🤣
December 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It’s wild seeing people genuinely hate other people who don’t even know that they exist 🤣🤣🤣
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Leave it to IHOP to sneak under the wire of 2025 and give us not only one of the best sports ads this season, but potentially an all-timer.
www.sbnation.com/nfl/1096900/...
www.sbnation.com/nfl/1096900/...
Malik Nabers getting roasted by a child for his FF season is one of the best ads this year
This is just too good.
www.sbnation.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Leave it to IHOP to sneak under the wire of 2025 and give us not only one of the best sports ads this season, but potentially an all-timer.
www.sbnation.com/nfl/1096900/...
www.sbnation.com/nfl/1096900/...
NFL Today at 1:00 PM EST - $10 entry - 15 spots filled *** www.draftkings.com/contest/draf...
DraftKings - The Fantasy Millionaires Weekly NFL Tournament by NimblewNumbers #15
Fantasy Sports, Daily and Weekly Fantasy Drafts for Cash Prizes.
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December 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
NFL Today at 1:00 PM EST - $10 entry - 15 spots filled *** www.draftkings.com/contest/draf...
Love waking up to December snow ❄️🎄
December 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Love waking up to December snow ❄️🎄
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DraftKings - The Fantasy Millionaires Weekly NFL Tournament by NimblewNumbers #15
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December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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NFL Sun 1:00 PM EST - $10 entry - 10 spots filled *** www.draftkings.com/contest/draf...
DraftKings - The Fantasy Millionaires Weekly NFL Tournament by NimblewNumbers #14
Fantasy Sports, Daily and Weekly Fantasy Drafts for Cash Prizes.
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December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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When you call out Lefty for taking Saudi blood money and supporting fucking ICE 🩸💵 🙌🏼🤣⛳️
December 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
When you call out Lefty for taking Saudi blood money and supporting fucking ICE 🩸💵 🙌🏼🤣⛳️
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I wrote about the extreme fluke that was the Commanders’ Week 13 pass game production, the Bills’ horrifying wideout situation, and why Bryce Young looks like an XFL backup one week and a top-half NFL starter the next. www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/foot...
Terry McLaurin, Caleb Williams, John Metchie headline Week 14's Regression Files
See which players are running unsustainably hot or cold headed into Week 14, and what it might mean for your start-sit decisions.
www.nbcsports.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I wrote about the extreme fluke that was the Commanders’ Week 13 pass game production, the Bills’ horrifying wideout situation, and why Bryce Young looks like an XFL backup one week and a top-half NFL starter the next. www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/foot...
He was up all night rage tweeting because he has dementia
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
He was up all night rage tweeting because he has dementia
What’s he dreaming about?
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
What’s he dreaming about?
Rolled out of bed with vintage @dennycarter.bsky.social hair 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Rolled out of bed with vintage @dennycarter.bsky.social hair 🤣
NFL Sun 1:00 PM EST - $10 entry - 13 spots filled *** www.draftkings.com/contest/draf...
DraftKings - The Fantasy Millionaires Weekly NFL Tournament by NimblewNumbers #12
Fantasy Sports, Daily and Weekly Fantasy Drafts for Cash Prizes.
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November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
NFL Sun 1:00 PM EST - $10 entry - 13 spots filled *** www.draftkings.com/contest/draf...
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I thought I was aging indelibly, but actually it was inevitably
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I thought I was aging indelibly, but actually it was inevitably
Cheers to the weekend 🫠
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Cheers to the weekend 🫠