Scott Simpson
@nimblewnumbers.bsky.social
🏈 Fantasy Football Analyst - “Fantasy Millionaires” - https://www.youtube.com/@thefantasymillionaires3787
💵 DFS Analyst - “ChalkBlocked” - https://youtube.com/@nimblewnumbers407
✍🏼#WR2Theory #NFL - As Seen On @Netflix 🎥
💵 DFS Analyst - “ChalkBlocked” - https://youtube.com/@nimblewnumbers407
✍🏼#WR2Theory #NFL - As Seen On @Netflix 🎥
Me: sleeping in church
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Me: sleeping in church
So….JD Vance claims another one, huh?
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
So….JD Vance claims another one, huh?
Happy Devils Day to all who celebrated 🤣
November 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Happy Devils Day to all who celebrated 🤣
We’re back!!!!!
October 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We’re back!!!!!
“Give me my Noble Peace Prize or else”
October 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“Give me my Noble Peace Prize or else”
Happy mile 232323 to those who celebrate!! 🎉 🚘
October 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Happy mile 232323 to those who celebrate!! 🎉 🚘
Still Scott 😘
Still fat 💯💯
Still cold 🥶
Still dark 🌘
Still w/Winter 🐕
Still working out 💪🏼
Still fat 💯💯
Still cold 🥶
Still dark 🌘
Still w/Winter 🐕
Still working out 💪🏼
October 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Still Scott 😘
Still fat 💯💯
Still cold 🥶
Still dark 🌘
Still w/Winter 🐕
Still working out 💪🏼
Still fat 💯💯
Still cold 🥶
Still dark 🌘
Still w/Winter 🐕
Still working out 💪🏼
For the record, the title of this Instagram post is “Part 7 of things to say to gaslight men” and it’s not going well for the ladies 😂
October 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
For the record, the title of this Instagram post is “Part 7 of things to say to gaslight men” and it’s not going well for the ladies 😂
It’s a what?!! 👀
October 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It’s a what?!! 👀
Still sweating the stat correction 🤣
October 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Still sweating the stat correction 🤣
The home league fantasy football DMs are hilarious thanks to me 🤣
September 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The home league fantasy football DMs are hilarious thanks to me 🤣
East Coast dad who wakes up at 5 AM to run every morning with my dog like a responsible adult, so I went to bed at halftime (10 PM) and woke up to a win thanks to 48.83 points from Jordan Love & Tucker Kraft 💯🔥
September 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
East Coast dad who wakes up at 5 AM to run every morning with my dog like a responsible adult, so I went to bed at halftime (10 PM) and woke up to a win thanks to 48.83 points from Jordan Love & Tucker Kraft 💯🔥
My daughter trying sushi for the first time and she loved it ❤️🍱
September 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My daughter trying sushi for the first time and she loved it ❤️🍱
Spent $300 on Transformers this morning AMA 🤣
September 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Spent $300 on Transformers this morning AMA 🤣
Beautiful sunset 🌅
September 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Beautiful sunset 🌅
Random little doggie just showed up at my house.
Her name is Sadie and she insisted on coming in ❤️💯
Her name is Sadie and she insisted on coming in ❤️💯
September 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Random little doggie just showed up at my house.
Her name is Sadie and she insisted on coming in ❤️💯
Her name is Sadie and she insisted on coming in ❤️💯
My father-in-law sent me this picture and captioned it “white men can jump” and I’m dying 🤣
September 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
My father-in-law sent me this picture and captioned it “white men can jump” and I’m dying 🤣
Beer pretzel sausage egg w/cheese 🤤🤤
September 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Beer pretzel sausage egg w/cheese 🤤🤤
If you know; you know 🥯❤️💯
September 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If you know; you know 🥯❤️💯
Perfect beach morning 🌊 ☀️
September 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Perfect beach morning 🌊 ☀️
My favorite OBX tradition is Duck Donuts 🍩
September 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My favorite OBX tradition is Duck Donuts 🍩
BREAKING: perfect beer shell found!!
September 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
BREAKING: perfect beer shell found!!