Scott Simpson
@nimblewnumbers.bsky.social
🏈 Fantasy Football Analyst - “Fantasy Millionaires” - https://www.youtube.com/@thefantasymillionaires3787
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✍🏼#WR2Theory #NFL - As Seen On @Netflix 🎥
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✍🏼#WR2Theory #NFL - As Seen On @Netflix 🎥
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Scott Simpson
@nimblewnumbers.bsky.social
· Mar 30
Nic Dowd surprised London for her 14th birthday with a meet and greet after the @wshcapitals.bsky.social game today. What a freakin legend! #ALLCAPS #LetsGoCaps
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November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Me: sleeping in church
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Me: sleeping in church
So….JD Vance claims another one, huh?
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
So….JD Vance claims another one, huh?
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the contest where i finish 8th most weeks, come join!
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November 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
the contest where i finish 8th most weeks, come join!
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November 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Happy Devils Day to all who celebrated 🤣
November 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Happy Devils Day to all who celebrated 🤣
Dead wrong
FL is moving forward w/ plan to end all childhood vaccine mandates. Starting with hepatitis B, chickenpox, and the bacteria causing meningitis and pneumonia. Then next year GOP FL legislature is expected to revisit 1977 law re: whooping cough, measles, polio, rubella, mumps, diphtheria, and tetanus.
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Dead wrong
We’re back!!!!!
October 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We’re back!!!!!
FUCK ICE
October 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
FUCK ICE
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October 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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*Goebbels Peace Prize…
October 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
*Goebbels Peace Prize…
“Give me my Noble Peace Prize or else”
October 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“Give me my Noble Peace Prize or else”
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A fun fact is that contemporary political philosophy has something like ~no explanation for why democracy is something ordinary people would or should care about this much
ordinary americans are filming ice agents and trying to save their neighbors. for all the hemming and hawing during 2024 about how democracy was an elite concern, the elites gave up far more quickly than average people.
October 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
A fun fact is that contemporary political philosophy has something like ~no explanation for why democracy is something ordinary people would or should care about this much
Average week for a teacher:
Monday: Holiday
Tuesday: Fight breaks out at the anti -bullying assembly
Wednesday: student poops their pants
Thursday: one of your students eats another of your students lunch
Friday: student threatens to blow you up w/a rocket launcher for holding them accountable
Monday: Holiday
Tuesday: Fight breaks out at the anti -bullying assembly
Wednesday: student poops their pants
Thursday: one of your students eats another of your students lunch
Friday: student threatens to blow you up w/a rocket launcher for holding them accountable
a man says this is all true in front of a map of the world
ALT: a man says this is all true in front of a map of the world
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Average week for a teacher:
Monday: Holiday
Tuesday: Fight breaks out at the anti -bullying assembly
Wednesday: student poops their pants
Thursday: one of your students eats another of your students lunch
Friday: student threatens to blow you up w/a rocket launcher for holding them accountable
Monday: Holiday
Tuesday: Fight breaks out at the anti -bullying assembly
Wednesday: student poops their pants
Thursday: one of your students eats another of your students lunch
Friday: student threatens to blow you up w/a rocket launcher for holding them accountable
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This is not a Kavanaugh stop. This is a Roberts murder.
Trump: "I don't think we're necessarily going to ask for a declaration of war, I think we're just gonna kill people that are bringing drugs into our country. We're going to kill them. They're going to be, like dead."
October 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This is not a Kavanaugh stop. This is a Roberts murder.
Happy mile 232323 to those who celebrate!! 🎉 🚘
October 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Happy mile 232323 to those who celebrate!! 🎉 🚘
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The destruction of the White House is such an ungodly abomination that, of course, the New York Jets are involved.
Alphabet
Altria
Amazon
Apple
Blackstone
Booz Allen Hamilton
Carrier
Caterpillar
Coinbase
Comcast
Google
Hard Rock International
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin
Meta
Microsoft
New York Jets
OpenAI
Palantir
Reynolds American
Ripple
Roblox
T-Mobile
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tether
Union Pacific Railroad
Altria
Amazon
Apple
Blackstone
Booz Allen Hamilton
Carrier
Caterpillar
Coinbase
Comcast
Hard Rock International
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin
Meta
Microsoft
New York Jets
OpenAI
Palantir
Reynolds American
Ripple
Roblox
T-Mobile
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tether
Union Pacific Railroad
October 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The destruction of the White House is such an ungodly abomination that, of course, the New York Jets are involved.
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Still Scott 😘
Still fat 💯💯
Still cold 🥶
Still dark 🌘
Still w/Winter 🐕
Still working out 💪🏼
Still fat 💯💯
Still cold 🥶
Still dark 🌘
Still w/Winter 🐕
Still working out 💪🏼
October 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Still Scott 😘
Still fat 💯💯
Still cold 🥶
Still dark 🌘
Still w/Winter 🐕
Still working out 💪🏼
Still fat 💯💯
Still cold 🥶
Still dark 🌘
Still w/Winter 🐕
Still working out 💪🏼
Still Scott 😘
Still fat 💯💯
Still cold 🥶
Still dark 🌘
Still w/Winter 🐕
Still working out 💪🏼
Still fat 💯💯
Still cold 🥶
Still dark 🌘
Still w/Winter 🐕
Still working out 💪🏼
October 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Still Scott 😘
Still fat 💯💯
Still cold 🥶
Still dark 🌘
Still w/Winter 🐕
Still working out 💪🏼
Still fat 💯💯
Still cold 🥶
Still dark 🌘
Still w/Winter 🐕
Still working out 💪🏼
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Sam Darnold is easily a top ten quarterback a year after easily being a top ten quarterback
October 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Sam Darnold is easily a top ten quarterback a year after easily being a top ten quarterback
For the record, the title of this Instagram post is “Part 7 of things to say to gaslight men” and it’s not going well for the ladies 😂
October 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
For the record, the title of this Instagram post is “Part 7 of things to say to gaslight men” and it’s not going well for the ladies 😂
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Not gonna lie, I got choked up a couple times today. It’s the feeling less alone, I think.
Sorry to be corny but the aerial shots of these crowds are almost indescribably moving and hopeful
October 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Not gonna lie, I got choked up a couple times today. It’s the feeling less alone, I think.