nail girl said what do u want and i said, “white, unless you have something cool in mind” and i left with white and was like cool nbd. i’m in my room tn when i see theyre GLOWING IN THE DARK??? I LOVE MY GIRL
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
nail girl said what do u want and i said, “white, unless you have something cool in mind” and i left with white and was like cool nbd. i’m in my room tn when i see theyre GLOWING IN THE DARK??? I LOVE MY GIRL
liquor store was BENDING my ID. like brother not only am i 7 years past the legal age but im also only buying triple sec??? are the kids doing this?
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
liquor store was BENDING my ID. like brother not only am i 7 years past the legal age but im also only buying triple sec??? are the kids doing this?
people don’t understand how restaurant wait times work. i’ve heard 5 people go to the desk like “you said it would be 30 mins. it’s been 30 mins”
hey that’s actually not how this works at all. the times are not real???
hey that’s actually not how this works at all. the times are not real???
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
people don’t understand how restaurant wait times work. i’ve heard 5 people go to the desk like “you said it would be 30 mins. it’s been 30 mins”
hey that’s actually not how this works at all. the times are not real???
hey that’s actually not how this works at all. the times are not real???
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Dead leaves on the ground make picking up dog poop a more challenging pattern-recognition task, helping keep my mind sharp as I age. It’s like doing nature sudoku. Thank you to everyone involved
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dead leaves on the ground make picking up dog poop a more challenging pattern-recognition task, helping keep my mind sharp as I age. It’s like doing nature sudoku. Thank you to everyone involved
WICKED P2 WAS NOT GOOD NOOOOOOO
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
WICKED P2 WAS NOT GOOD NOOOOOOO
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this past weekend my best friend was talking about our most recent girls trip & said “b & i were bartending, completely naked” & her SIL responded “you guys are…. really close”
i have been thinking about this all week. u guys AREN’T making drinks in the nude w your best friend??
i have been thinking about this all week. u guys AREN’T making drinks in the nude w your best friend??
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
this past weekend my best friend was talking about our most recent girls trip & said “b & i were bartending, completely naked” & her SIL responded “you guys are…. really close”
i have been thinking about this all week. u guys AREN’T making drinks in the nude w your best friend??
i have been thinking about this all week. u guys AREN’T making drinks in the nude w your best friend??
so i’ve been working from home for 3 years. my dog has chosen Now to become afraid of the Teams notifications. w h a t.
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
so i’ve been working from home for 3 years. my dog has chosen Now to become afraid of the Teams notifications. w h a t.
been sitting in the gym parking lot for 10 mins. why is my brain so against this. YOU NEED THIS. LET ME MOVE.
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
been sitting in the gym parking lot for 10 mins. why is my brain so against this. YOU NEED THIS. LET ME MOVE.
this team is a prison.
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
this team is a prison.
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“Women these days don’t want to have children.”
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
“Women these days don’t want to have children.”
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
i am,,, coding (bc as you know the IT work i do at my non IT job is mysterious and important) & i spent 20 mins figuring out why it was broken only to find i was missing a comma as i did 185x w semicolons in school. 5 stars.
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i am,,, coding (bc as you know the IT work i do at my non IT job is mysterious and important) & i spent 20 mins figuring out why it was broken only to find i was missing a comma as i did 185x w semicolons in school. 5 stars.
my baby sister in law is coming to me for advice for the first time ever. i’m trying to be cool but i am also screaming. i love this.
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
my baby sister in law is coming to me for advice for the first time ever. i’m trying to be cool but i am also screaming. i love this.
elaine is going to the vet. should i say happy veteran(arian)’s day
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
elaine is going to the vet. should i say happy veteran(arian)’s day
me: i’m watching the new frankenstein
s: oh yeah you love frankenstein
me: oh. well… you’re thinking of mel brooks’ young frankenstein which is ,,, much different
s: oh yeah you love frankenstein
me: oh. well… you’re thinking of mel brooks’ young frankenstein which is ,,, much different
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
me: i’m watching the new frankenstein
s: oh yeah you love frankenstein
me: oh. well… you’re thinking of mel brooks’ young frankenstein which is ,,, much different
s: oh yeah you love frankenstein
me: oh. well… you’re thinking of mel brooks’ young frankenstein which is ,,, much different
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(Leading him to the Sphinx) Yeah, it’s like a trivia night
April 26, 2024 at 7:31 PM
(Leading him to the Sphinx) Yeah, it’s like a trivia night
when my aunt randomly asks what tv episodes i was in. man tbt.
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
when my aunt randomly asks what tv episodes i was in. man tbt.
this weekend im doing a disconnect retreat with my girls while my husband is -checks notes- doing a 4 mile run. where he has to drink a guinness every mile.
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
this weekend im doing a disconnect retreat with my girls while my husband is -checks notes- doing a 4 mile run. where he has to drink a guinness every mile.
waffle house
grocery store
football
nap
chipotle
football
PERFECT DAY
grocery store
football
nap
chipotle
football
PERFECT DAY
November 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
waffle house
grocery store
football
nap
chipotle
football
PERFECT DAY
grocery store
football
nap
chipotle
football
PERFECT DAY
GOOD MORNING
-me to my best friend on imessage, snapchat, instagram, & linkedin
-me to my best friend on imessage, snapchat, instagram, & linkedin
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
GOOD MORNING
-me to my best friend on imessage, snapchat, instagram, & linkedin
-me to my best friend on imessage, snapchat, instagram, & linkedin
in july our neighbors told us everyone sits outside and gathers for halloween. haven’t spoken to them since but i hope it’s legit bc it’s s & my entire plan tonight….
October 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
in july our neighbors told us everyone sits outside and gathers for halloween. haven’t spoken to them since but i hope it’s legit bc it’s s & my entire plan tonight….
3 years ago today i woke up in korea - alive. a week prior i begged s to let us do halloween in itaewon but he didnt want to. he very rarely tells me no. but then we watched the seoul crush live from a bar in osan. dead bodies lined the streets. burnt toast theory, etc. chilling nonetheless.
October 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
3 years ago today i woke up in korea - alive. a week prior i begged s to let us do halloween in itaewon but he didnt want to. he very rarely tells me no. but then we watched the seoul crush live from a bar in osan. dead bodies lined the streets. burnt toast theory, etc. chilling nonetheless.
shawn is making a recipe that “came to him in a dream.” ???
October 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
shawn is making a recipe that “came to him in a dream.” ???
very odd to have such religious parents. need to handle them with cult gloves.
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
very odd to have such religious parents. need to handle them with cult gloves.
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Halloween is in just ONE WEEK!?! [practices even more furiously playing a skeleton's ribs like a xylophone]
October 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Halloween is in just ONE WEEK!?! [practices even more furiously playing a skeleton's ribs like a xylophone]
the IT work i do at my non-IT job is mysterious and important
October 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
the IT work i do at my non-IT job is mysterious and important