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this centipede is a predator
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she/her. 26.
it is insane how bothering mom before dad transcends species.

if my orange cat wants ANYTHING - food, playtime, etc - she would sooner cross the seven seas to find me & yell at me about it than bother her father.

she crossed the apt to yell at ME to play… w a toy that was 2ft from from my bf.
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i am so emotional. i have the best friends. i have a wonderful partner. they spent a whole weekend celebrating my birthday. i truly have everyone i need. my heart is so full. wow.
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
about to get my period & ate 2 meals of thanksgiving food today… just PUNISHING the toilet
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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GOOD MORNING
-me to my best friend on imessage, snapchat, instagram, & linkedin
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
it is so fascinating to me that my cats have the same sibling dynamic i would expect human siblings to have. she is SUCH a little sister and he is the biggest brother. they are perfect for each other. (he is so tired of her)
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
once a month right before my period i make my bf take me to hotpot & kbbq so he can cook me lots of red meat & i can drink lots of warm broth <3
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
this past weekend my best friend was talking about our most recent girls trip & said “b & i were bartending, completely naked” & her SIL responded “you guys are…. really close”

i have been thinking about this all week. u guys AREN’T making drinks in the nude w your best friend??
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
do i have any chips or snacks?

no, but can i interest u in 6-8 pitted green olives
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
do i have any chips or snacks?

no, but can i interest u in 10-12 cocktail shrimp
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
hey y’all just discovered something potentially life changing:

if u buy women’s pants & are frustrated w the fake pockets, they’re not fake. they’re stitched shut to maintain the shape of the pants before they’re sold. u can & should use a seam picker to remove that thread.

the pockets are REAL.
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
i saw someone on tik tok say one of their hobbies that costs no money is research. so i found a peer reviewed article on anti inflammatory diets and dang, it’s really not just a buzz word on tik tok. it actually is better for you. devastating news
October 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
one thing i thought would get better w age but has gotten worse: boob dysmorphia. idk how big they are and never have. 55% of the time they’re the jugs of my dreams, 45% of the time i want a boob job. i would give anything to see them in 3rd person just once it would fix me i swear
October 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM
having the raunchiest conversation possible at the bar with my best friend? yeah that’ll fix me
October 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
asked my bf what he ate for lunch today. after my usual guesses, he said “you’ll never guess. it was somewhere different…. sensational. unique. kinda like you. reminded me of you, a little bit.”

chat, it was wendy’s
October 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Nice titmouse. Tufted?
October 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
going to a work conference and wanted to hem a pair of pants to take. so i did. and they’re perfect. sewing is such a cool skill to have
October 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
sometimes the world feels scary; sometimes we go to the county fair & my bf figures out the best way to pet the goats, & he gives them the best scritches they’ve ever had & they stand up & stare at him when we try to walk away so he has to keep petting them, & everything feels okay
September 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
i stopped smoking 3 days ago and grief i thought i processed months if not years ago is coming back up and current events are really hard to handle and i’m remembering now why i smoke because i feel everything as if it’s been stabbed through my chest
September 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i have, once again, chosen a weird sociopolitical time to stop smoking
September 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
sometimes i hesitate before hitting post and wonder if the gov will come for me for not supporting the regime or whatever but yk what?

a captain (me) goes down with his ship (timeline full of strong political opinions and shitposts)
September 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
i think i deserve to have another kitten
September 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
wes moore makes me so incredibly proud to live in his state. i am thankful every day that i voted for him 😭
September 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
giant tropical centipedes share their territories with tarantulas. despite its impressive length, it’s a nimble navigator, and some can be highly venomous. as quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it’s killing, the centipede has two curved, hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom
August 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
if taylor swift has 0 haters, i am dead. no one is a bigger taylor swift hater than i am. so imagine my anguish seeing her stupid engagement everywhere the last few days.

EAT THE RICH INCLUDES TAYLOR SWIFT!!!
August 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
“you know how after you experience death, you’re supposed to go somewhere else before you go home, so the spirits don’t follow you home?

i didn’t do that. i hope he followed me home.”

-my boyfriend on the loss of his childhood cat 😭
August 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM