nigel-murphy.bsky.social
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Weird how brexit apparently fixed all that and yet still…
February 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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That's not the kind of "miner" Trump was expecting.
February 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Is this even real?
February 12, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Do you think the strategy here is to lose by so much that he can then claim such a large loss is utterly improbable therefore can’t be honoured without a full investigation by the DOJ and FBI (which will then mysteriously take 10 years)
February 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Cool and normal!
February 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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He missed some gates, but that recovery after the slip showed true athleticism!
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Man - that’s some audacity bought in bulk right about there
February 10, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Ha ha - first capital T word that sprung to mind was Treason (with a capital T)
February 5, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Which was all the more remarkable given that they were also a Democrat hoax
February 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
And I’m sure this is totally likely to be true and not at all a bunch of made up bullshit
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Not to wax all nostalgic or anything, but anyone else pining for the days when having sex with children would actually have ended someone’s career…and seen them thrown in jail of course
February 3, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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FIRED? Who gives a fuck about “fired”?!? How about “send them to jail for life”? And I mean ALL of ‘em.
February 3, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Change it from ‘becomes’ to ‘is found out as’ and this becomes a depressingly true headline
February 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
And let’s not forget that nothing screams denial of an affordability crisis like turning yet another building into a second rate knock off of Versailles
February 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Another depressing true life event that could have been lifted straight from the front page of the onion
February 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Yep - going from top to bottom is about as reordered as you get
February 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Funny but will probably be an actual headline by the end of the month
February 1, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Do the people that vote for this utter moron ever listen to the actual words that come out of his mouth
February 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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"We can either tax you out of existence or we can launch you into the sun with a trebuchet. Your call!"
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 31, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Certainly it looks to be better for China
January 31, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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Please oh please oh please oh please let this not be AI.
January 31, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Yep - affordability solved . Just eliminate it entirely
January 29, 2026 at 8:17 PM
We thought it might be a plague, or a war, or climate change that’d spell the end of humanity. In the end it was just intractable, unconquerable stupidity
January 29, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Really, really civil, full of accurate news sources, and often pretty funny too
January 27, 2026 at 2:54 AM