When I see someone say they’re a “full professor” in something I’m like, wow, way to go. You had a big lunch

seeing like 2 or 3 of these stickers a week now in the bay

Got an update from HR on changes coming to our 2025 health plan. Contraception and mammograms are canceled, but they’re expanding coverage for something called “podcaster’s malaise”

this site needs a badge i can pay $8 a month for to trick people into thinking I am a Mod

The recipe for a good social media app isn't hard if you understand that people simply yearn to read and write sentences without angry guys yelling slurs at them

I want to promise you all that no matter how big this site gets, I will NEVER sell out to the makers of Windex, the world’s leading brand of glass and hard-surface cleaners, known and trusted for over 50 years

Logging on to my online urgent care appointment. “So this thing about putting my blood on the blockchain, how does that-“
Deepfake Dr. House: just click Accept

Life goal: Recreate my 2012 twitter follow list "weird twitter" but on here. Let's go 2012! Suggestions welcome.