Nick Mao
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I've noticed that, as time goes on, the media in charity shops is becoming more to my taste. In other words, people my age are snuffing it. Every day is a blessing.
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I've noticed that, as time goes on, the media in charity shops is becoming more to my taste. In other words, people my age are snuffing it. Every day is a blessing.
I reckon you were spot on. I reckon if he's legit, he's on commission.
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I reckon you were spot on. I reckon if he's legit, he's on commission.
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
I think it would be really funny if UK Football did halftime shows. Nobody would see it as we'd all be off for a slash and to neck a pint.
As a logistics nerd, I just eat this stuff up. Do you have *any* idea how tightly choreographed and practiced all these movements had to be to get the scene set in one commercial break of time?
Then to tear it all down and remove it just as quickly after!
Then to tear it all down and remove it just as quickly after!
February 10, 2026 at 10:10 AM
I think it would be really funny if UK Football did halftime shows. Nobody would see it as we'd all be off for a slash and to neck a pint.
lol. OK. dust, then. must've been a bugger getting that out 😂
February 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
lol. OK. dust, then. must've been a bugger getting that out 😂
My wife asked me what i was thinking about and I lied and said, 'nothing', but really I was wondering how many flies got in people's eyes before we evolved blinking.
February 7, 2026 at 9:31 PM
My wife asked me what i was thinking about and I lied and said, 'nothing', but really I was wondering how many flies got in people's eyes before we evolved blinking.
I dont know how many mattresses companies who sell mattresses think i get through. But 2 marketing emails a week seems a little on the high side.
February 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I dont know how many mattresses companies who sell mattresses think i get through. But 2 marketing emails a week seems a little on the high side.
nah dont think it matters.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
nah dont think it matters.
yeah but he's moving his arm back towards his body. from one angle it looks deliberate but not from another. do you think var would have sent him to the monitor if the ref didn't give it?
February 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
yeah but he's moving his arm back towards his body. from one angle it looks deliberate but not from another. do you think var would have sent him to the monitor if the ref didn't give it?
By the way, can we do something about Broadband Providers signing you up for a 2 year contract then increasing the price 2 months later. How's that even legal?
February 6, 2026 at 5:29 PM
By the way, can we do something about Broadband Providers signing you up for a 2 year contract then increasing the price 2 months later. How's that even legal?
I got an email from the bank that said, "You worked hard for your wealth, now let's protect it." and I feel like they're just taking the piss.
February 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I got an email from the bank that said, "You worked hard for your wealth, now let's protect it." and I feel like they're just taking the piss.
There are too many books to read, too many youtube videos to watch, too many TV shows, too many podcasts.
I don't know how I'm going to get through them all.
I don't know how I'm going to get through them all.
February 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
There are too many books to read, too many youtube videos to watch, too many TV shows, too many podcasts.
I don't know how I'm going to get through them all.
I don't know how I'm going to get through them all.
Good call. I think the same, except we'll go through on pens then lose the final 6-0 😂
February 4, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Good call. I think the same, except we'll go through on pens then lose the final 6-0 😂
I would love to live in a 15-minute city. It sounds amazing.
Ok, let’s do this🙄
We’ll start with an explainer covering:
🕒What is a 15-minute city
🏫What on Earth is going on with Oxford
👽Where the conspiracy theories have come from
And then we’ll look at the Telegraph article
🧵
1/25
We’ll start with an explainer covering:
🕒What is a 15-minute city
🏫What on Earth is going on with Oxford
👽Where the conspiracy theories have come from
And then we’ll look at the Telegraph article
🧵
1/25
February 1, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I would love to live in a 15-minute city. It sounds amazing.
Yep. That's Newcastle United. FML.
January 31, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Yep. That's Newcastle United. FML.
Well played, lads. Gutted to go in with the scoreline - Don't think they did much wrong. Dominated for 40 minutes, and great shot Gordon. #NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Well played, lads. Gutted to go in with the scoreline - Don't think they did much wrong. Dominated for 40 minutes, and great shot Gordon. #NUFC
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Wow -- incredible!!!
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Wow -- incredible!!!
What's this about Don Satsuma arresting Don Lemon?
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
What's this about Don Satsuma arresting Don Lemon?
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Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good