Nick Mao
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At my primary school there was a kid who wore a jumper like this all the time. Wherever you are, Malcolm, its your turn to shine buddy.
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
At my primary school there was a kid who wore a jumper like this all the time. Wherever you are, Malcolm, its your turn to shine buddy.
im in a cafe with the family. Can anyone remind me what we used to talk about before phones? No urgent, as we're all on our phones.
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
im in a cafe with the family. Can anyone remind me what we used to talk about before phones? No urgent, as we're all on our phones.
"the two-eared president"
Stewart Lee's latest article for The Nerve
Stewart Lee: Traitors on the inside, Trump on the outside ... who’d want to run the BBC now? Actually, I would
I may seem like an unlikely candidate. But at least I understand that the first step to facing down the organisation’s malevolent opponents is to stop appeasing them
www.thenerve.news
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
"the two-eared president"
Had a Chilli/Bin incident
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Had a Chilli/Bin incident
I'm not saying my kid is spoilt, but I just asked him if he'd like a Haribo advent calendar and he said, "Maybe as a secondary: but not as my main one."
When I was a kid you opened a door and got a picture of a bell to look at.
When I was a kid you opened a door and got a picture of a bell to look at.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'm not saying my kid is spoilt, but I just asked him if he'd like a Haribo advent calendar and he said, "Maybe as a secondary: but not as my main one."
When I was a kid you opened a door and got a picture of a bell to look at.
When I was a kid you opened a door and got a picture of a bell to look at.
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The hour of 7:20am was sounded by my infernal timepiece, an unwelcome summons to wakefulness. Perplexing it is that such a crude machine of plastic and circuits should harbour such ill will; yet the cold reality remains. Though it possess no eyes, one might swear they were narrowed upon me.
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The hour of 7:20am was sounded by my infernal timepiece, an unwelcome summons to wakefulness. Perplexing it is that such a crude machine of plastic and circuits should harbour such ill will; yet the cold reality remains. Though it possess no eyes, one might swear they were narrowed upon me.
Give the graphics guy the rest of the day off.
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Give the graphics guy the rest of the day off.
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
Once, when I was young, I was reading on a train and a beautiful Italian girl started a conversation with me. Performative, my ass.
I can't remember what the book was. The big knob manual perhaps.
I can't remember what the book was. The big knob manual perhaps.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Once, when I was young, I was reading on a train and a beautiful Italian girl started a conversation with me. Performative, my ass.
I can't remember what the book was. The big knob manual perhaps.
I can't remember what the book was. The big knob manual perhaps.
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Newcastle just look rudderless. Confidence so low that every pass is misplaced. Thank God for the international break. That was woeful today. #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Newcastle just look rudderless. Confidence so low that every pass is misplaced. Thank God for the international break. That was woeful today. #nufc
The shops have been something to behold this week. Staff frantically removing Halloween decorations and replacing them with Christmas ones. Chaos.
Of course, eventually all the holidays will blend into one constant Omni-Holiday. Santa with a green skull for a face. In an egg.
Of course, eventually all the holidays will blend into one constant Omni-Holiday. Santa with a green skull for a face. In an egg.
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The shops have been something to behold this week. Staff frantically removing Halloween decorations and replacing them with Christmas ones. Chaos.
Of course, eventually all the holidays will blend into one constant Omni-Holiday. Santa with a green skull for a face. In an egg.
Of course, eventually all the holidays will blend into one constant Omni-Holiday. Santa with a green skull for a face. In an egg.
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Some good news at last.
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Some good news at last.
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Great to hear that he beat the wrap
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Great to hear that he beat the wrap
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Fascinating comparison of Guy Fawke’s signature before and after he was forced to watch an episode of Mrs Brown’s Boys
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Fascinating comparison of Guy Fawke’s signature before and after he was forced to watch an episode of Mrs Brown’s Boys
If you can't find the words, spend spend spend. #johnlewis
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 AM
If you can't find the words, spend spend spend. #johnlewis
They say An Apple a Day keeps the Doctor Away, but what if the apple has got shit on it? Surely that wouldn't be good for your health?
That question to number 3, please Cilla.
That question to number 3, please Cilla.
November 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
They say An Apple a Day keeps the Doctor Away, but what if the apple has got shit on it? Surely that wouldn't be good for your health?
That question to number 3, please Cilla.
That question to number 3, please Cilla.
Only 'discovered' It's always Sunny in Philadelphia in August, and finished watching last night. I'm bereft. On a mission to find the 'missing' episodes now.
November 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Only 'discovered' It's always Sunny in Philadelphia in August, and finished watching last night. I'm bereft. On a mission to find the 'missing' episodes now.
