Nick Mao
@nickmao.co.uk
At my primary school there was a kid who wore a jumper like this all the time. Wherever you are, Malcolm, its your turn to shine buddy.
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
At my primary school there was a kid who wore a jumper like this all the time. Wherever you are, Malcolm, its your turn to shine buddy.
Had a Chilli/Bin incident
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Had a Chilli/Bin incident
Give the graphics guy the rest of the day off.
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Give the graphics guy the rest of the day off.
Yer normal folk are just the best folk, aren't they? I was quite emosh, like when all the neighbours rallied round for George Bailey!
In summary, people are lovely, apart from one particular landlord; and welcome to the world, Granddaughter!
In summary, people are lovely, apart from one particular landlord; and welcome to the world, Granddaughter!
October 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Yer normal folk are just the best folk, aren't they? I was quite emosh, like when all the neighbours rallied round for George Bailey!
In summary, people are lovely, apart from one particular landlord; and welcome to the world, Granddaughter!
In summary, people are lovely, apart from one particular landlord; and welcome to the world, Granddaughter!
Guys is this the right email address for Norton Antivirus
October 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Guys is this the right email address for Norton Antivirus
*Narrators Voice*
"But it was not easy to dispense."
"But it was not easy to dispense."
October 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
*Narrators Voice*
"But it was not easy to dispense."
"But it was not easy to dispense."
Beautiful at Gibside in the autumn sunshine today.
September 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Beautiful at Gibside in the autumn sunshine today.
1st year for fruit from the little pear tree. Pleased with this little lot.
September 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
1st year for fruit from the little pear tree. Pleased with this little lot.
Salad with herby roasted sweet potatoes, guacamole, carrot, red cabbage, roasted seeds, pomegranate and feta. Holy Moly that's good grub.
September 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Salad with herby roasted sweet potatoes, guacamole, carrot, red cabbage, roasted seeds, pomegranate and feta. Holy Moly that's good grub.
1. Dinner. 2. Tomorrow's pizza dough. 3. making butter #KitchenGod #FoodWanker
September 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
1. Dinner. 2. Tomorrow's pizza dough. 3. making butter #KitchenGod #FoodWanker
Tried something new to eat. Very nice.
September 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Tried something new to eat. Very nice.
Getting a bit autumny innit?
September 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Getting a bit autumny innit?
On my travels this week I saw the company I would most like to work for, based purely on name.
August 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
On my travels this week I saw the company I would most like to work for, based purely on name.
I watched that new Superman movie yesterday. Great fun, exactly how a blockbuster should be.
Superman was of course an allegory for how the US saw itself, and I did feel like they made it specifically to influence a certain orange buffoon :-)
Superman was of course an allegory for how the US saw itself, and I did feel like they made it specifically to influence a certain orange buffoon :-)
August 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I watched that new Superman movie yesterday. Great fun, exactly how a blockbuster should be.
Superman was of course an allegory for how the US saw itself, and I did feel like they made it specifically to influence a certain orange buffoon :-)
Superman was of course an allegory for how the US saw itself, and I did feel like they made it specifically to influence a certain orange buffoon :-)
Have you done this one? 😀
August 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Have you done this one? 😀
Remember that time you got pissed on holiday and your mates chucked you in the pool.
July 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Remember that time you got pissed on holiday and your mates chucked you in the pool.
How i walk into A Room vs. How my Wife thinks I should walk into a Room
July 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
How i walk into A Room vs. How my Wife thinks I should walk into a Room
"How was the show?"
"It was going great, then a fucking zylophonic virtuoso came on"
"It was going great, then a fucking zylophonic virtuoso came on"
July 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
"How was the show?"
"It was going great, then a fucking zylophonic virtuoso came on"
"It was going great, then a fucking zylophonic virtuoso came on"
I said maybe you're gonna be the one who shaves me
Cos after all, you're my wonder Wahl
Cos after all, you're my wonder Wahl
July 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I said maybe you're gonna be the one who shaves me
Cos after all, you're my wonder Wahl
Cos after all, you're my wonder Wahl