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Nick Mao
@nickmao.co.uk
Comedy Singedy Man. Northerner. Twat.

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At my primary school there was a kid who wore a jumper like this all the time. Wherever you are, Malcolm, its your turn to shine buddy.
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Made chips, lads.
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Had a Chilli/Bin incident
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Give the graphics guy the rest of the day off.
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
How soon is it possible for a baby to speak? I swear I just heard this 4 week old say, "He's from Blyth!" #nufc
November 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Its a lovely day.
November 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Yer normal folk are just the best folk, aren't they? I was quite emosh, like when all the neighbours rallied round for George Bailey!

In summary, people are lovely, apart from one particular landlord; and welcome to the world, Granddaughter!
October 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Guys is this the right email address for Norton Antivirus
October 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
*Narrators Voice*

"But it was not easy to dispense."
October 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Moonwatching.
October 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Signed by The D!
October 3, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Beautiful at Gibside in the autumn sunshine today.
September 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
1st year for fruit from the little pear tree. Pleased with this little lot.
September 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Salad with herby roasted sweet potatoes, guacamole, carrot, red cabbage, roasted seeds, pomegranate and feta. Holy Moly that's good grub.
September 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
1. Dinner. 2. Tomorrow's pizza dough. 3. making butter #KitchenGod #FoodWanker
September 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Tried something new to eat. Very nice.
September 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Getting a bit autumny innit?
September 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
On my travels this week I saw the company I would most like to work for, based purely on name.
August 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I watched that new Superman movie yesterday. Great fun, exactly how a blockbuster should be.

Superman was of course an allegory for how the US saw itself, and I did feel like they made it specifically to influence a certain orange buffoon :-)
August 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Have you done this one? 😀
August 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Remember that time you got pissed on holiday and your mates chucked you in the pool.
July 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
How i walk into A Room vs. How my Wife thinks I should walk into a Room
July 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"How was the show?"
"It was going great, then a fucking zylophonic virtuoso came on"
July 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I said maybe you're gonna be the one who shaves me
Cos after all, you're my wonder Wahl
July 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM