No Functional Purpose
@nfpmidwest.bsky.social
Mid-tempo emotional punk rock from Omaha, NE
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Elon Musk Nominated For “Most Divorced Gamer” At The Game Awards
Elon Musk Nominated For “Most Divorced Gamer” At The Game Awards - Hard Drive
“He just plays Elden Ring and retweets anyone who gets closest to saying the 14 words”
hard-drive.net
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Elon Musk Nominated For “Most Divorced Gamer” At The Game Awards
Wearing leggings for the first time and this shit is comfy af
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Wearing leggings for the first time and this shit is comfy af
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horrible night, no good morning. I’ll pass on the rest of today, thanks.
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
horrible night, no good morning. I’ll pass on the rest of today, thanks.
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zero femme photographers nominated for the Omaha Entertainment & Arts Awards. snooze fest!
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
zero femme photographers nominated for the Omaha Entertainment & Arts Awards. snooze fest!
IT SHOULD NOT BE 68°F IN MID-NOVEMBER IN NEBRASKA 🤬
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
IT SHOULD NOT BE 68°F IN MID-NOVEMBER IN NEBRASKA 🤬
One of my goals for 2026 is to surpass the One Piece baby. As of right now, I'm 300 episodes behind.
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
One of my goals for 2026 is to surpass the One Piece baby. As of right now, I'm 300 episodes behind.
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Happy Veterans Day
November 11, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Happy Veterans Day
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More like Cuck Schumer
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
More like Cuck Schumer
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Russell Wilson is not valid in New York
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Russell Wilson is not valid in New York
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Russell Wilson showing why he got benched. He just needs to retire at this point.
October 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Russell Wilson showing why he got benched. He just needs to retire at this point.
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women out of my league near me
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
women out of my league near me
Last week I had my first shower beer. Tonight I'm taking it up a notch and having a shower Strawberita
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Last week I had my first shower beer. Tonight I'm taking it up a notch and having a shower Strawberita
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how do you do, my fellow blueskyers?
April 30, 2023 at 7:27 PM
how do you do, my fellow blueskyers?
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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this victory also belongs to aloof wives
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
this victory also belongs to aloof wives
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this website is run by the weakest most mewling sickly helpless babies
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
this website is run by the weakest most mewling sickly helpless babies
More like Cuck Schumer
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
More like Cuck Schumer
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
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If you’re still online, stay online. Don’t stop scrolling!!
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If you’re still online, stay online. Don’t stop scrolling!!
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Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
Rot in Piss Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Rot in Piss Dick Cheney
Fuck this piece of shit
Video: Gov. Jim Pillen says Nebraska's 'Cornhusker Clink' will be accepting detainees 'this week'
Video: Gov. Jim Pillen says Nebraska's 'Cornhusker Clink' will be accepting detainees 'this week'
Gov. Jim Pillen spoke with reporters Monday about the Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility in McCook.
omaha.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Fuck this piece of shit