No Functional Purpose
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No Functional Purpose
@nfpmidwest.bsky.social
Mid-tempo emotional punk rock from Omaha, NE
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Fuck Desmond Bane
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Reminder: It's never too late to start wearing a mask again
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Look at Forbes, posting a menu
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Celtics playing Hack-a-Robinson is such tiny dick behavior
May 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Not only did this football journalist call out homophobia, but he also shared with viewers of his TV show that he’s a gay man.

That took courage, in a sports culture where even wearing pink is still seen by some as a sign of weakness 🙄

For @outsports.com
ESPN journalist tells viewers he is gay, as he calls out coach's slur - Outsports
After the coach of one of Brazil’s top soccer clubs used a gay slur, broadcaster Ricardo Spinelli responded on air with great courage.
www.outsports.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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tech bros watched ‘nathan for you’ and decided they needed to make the “i’m so sorry i died” that made a child scared real life
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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it’s kind of insane it came out that the president might be one of the most notable pedophiles in modern history and he’s just still the president
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Got drunk and did an Ivan's Childhood/Night and Fog double feature
December 1, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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The numbers in here are hilarious.

Do you use AI on the job?
Execs: 87%
Managers: 57%
Workers: 27%

Planned investment by 2030: $5T
"Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B
Current annual revenue: $50B
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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This is not only insulting to the art, medium, and voice actors, but also to the viewers.
Hey just so you know Amazon decided to give us an AI ENGLISH DUB of Banana Fish instead of actually hiring real voice actors
it is fucking hot garbage
#bananafish #anime
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Nebraska just needs to get rid of their football program and transfer the money over to volleyball.
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Denny's Grand Slam on Criterion when?
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Maybe I need to get back into my milf phase
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Maybe I just need to get back into my milf phase
November 16, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Drunk and depressed at an emo show is weirdly one of the rare times I feel alive
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Who else is seeing Algernon Cadwallader tonight?
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Wow, they actually fired him.
The Giants needed to fire Shane Bowen when they got rid of Brian Daboll. No need to wait for the season to end.
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they overturned women’s constitutional right to an abortion three years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The Giants needed to fire Shane Bowen when they got rid of Brian Daboll. No need to wait for the season to end.
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I've given my TED Talk on the history of emo to like four coworkers in the past 2 months lol
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM