A Carnivorous Plant
@nepenthes.bsky.social
Athena with a D. Whole Fat Milf.
Chinga la migra. 🍉
Chinga la migra. 🍉
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
if you're a girl who doesn't voice train, gimme a
phone call you sound hot af
phone call you sound hot af
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
if you're a girl who doesn't voice train, gimme a
phone call you sound hot af
phone call you sound hot af
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Ok here we go. Its redraw HAHA
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Ok here we go. Its redraw HAHA
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New insoles in my work shoes got me feeling like
a man in a purple dinosaur costume stands next to a yellow duck costume
ALT: a man in a purple dinosaur costume stands next to a yellow duck costume
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
New insoles in my work shoes got me feeling like
if you read this out loud you are contractually obligated to look at an invisible camera after every punchline.
I spent so much time in Marvel’s Deadpool VR having nonstop “Deadpool jokes” pumped directly into my ear that I started to see the very predictable anatomy of a “Deadpool joke.” So here is a cursed review of Marvel’s Deadpool VR. www.polygon.com/marvels-dead...
Marvel's Deadpool VR, as reviewed by Deadpool
Polygon's IGN 7/10 of the year
www.polygon.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
if you read this out loud you are contractually obligated to look at an invisible camera after every punchline.
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You will not find a single week in all of san francisco's history where substance use wasn't a defining aspect of the culture that's just what we do out here man
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
You will not find a single week in all of san francisco's history where substance use wasn't a defining aspect of the culture that's just what we do out here man
If you eat frozen pop tarts I wanna know what the vibe is like on your home planet
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If you eat frozen pop tarts I wanna know what the vibe is like on your home planet
Les Enfants Terribles
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Les Enfants Terribles
I thought this was just bad CGI coyotes, turns out they were AI generated. How do I unwatch a movie?
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I thought this was just bad CGI coyotes, turns out they were AI generated. How do I unwatch a movie?
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
I wonder if vegan panaderias sell Sin Leches cakes
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I wonder if vegan panaderias sell Sin Leches cakes
How come none of these trad wife YouTubers know how to hold a fucking knife
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
How come none of these trad wife YouTubers know how to hold a fucking knife
Ops wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant
I'm movin' like Oppenheimer
I'm movin' like Oppenheimer
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Ops wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant
I'm movin' like Oppenheimer
I'm movin' like Oppenheimer
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"If you hate GenAI you're going to have to stop playing new games when they all start using it"
My brother in Christ, my backlog is literally thousands of games long. I have lifetimes worth of earlier titles to play, & I will gladly do that instead of boiling the oceans for a new CoD or whatever
My brother in Christ, my backlog is literally thousands of games long. I have lifetimes worth of earlier titles to play, & I will gladly do that instead of boiling the oceans for a new CoD or whatever
June 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"If you hate GenAI you're going to have to stop playing new games when they all start using it"
My brother in Christ, my backlog is literally thousands of games long. I have lifetimes worth of earlier titles to play, & I will gladly do that instead of boiling the oceans for a new CoD or whatever
My brother in Christ, my backlog is literally thousands of games long. I have lifetimes worth of earlier titles to play, & I will gladly do that instead of boiling the oceans for a new CoD or whatever
So how long am I supposed to do this work shit? Oh…until I die, you say? Ok well can we speed that up?
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
So how long am I supposed to do this work shit? Oh…until I die, you say? Ok well can we speed that up?
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People used to throw rocks at you until you died for this kind of stuff
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
People used to throw rocks at you until you died for this kind of stuff
you cant fool me this is a warhammer 40k reference
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
you cant fool me this is a warhammer 40k reference
They should invent an over the counter pain relief that actually fucking works
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
They should invent an over the counter pain relief that actually fucking works
Re last post: I would seriously love doing more porn instead of literally breaking my back in the kitchen unfortunately most of y’all can’t be bothered to actually pay for it
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Re last post: I would seriously love doing more porn instead of literally breaking my back in the kitchen unfortunately most of y’all can’t be bothered to actually pay for it
If you find good queer porn and you see me in it no you didn’t that’s weird (it’s not weird, support your friends endeavors they need the $)
www.them.us/story/how-to...
i'm always so frustrated when i hear of ppl complaining that there's no good lesbian/queer/authentic porn. truth is, that's simply laziness - it is being made, every day, you just haven't done the light research to FIND IT.
(oh yeah and also, you do have to pay for it)
i'm always so frustrated when i hear of ppl complaining that there's no good lesbian/queer/authentic porn. truth is, that's simply laziness - it is being made, every day, you just haven't done the light research to FIND IT.
(oh yeah and also, you do have to pay for it)
How to Find Actually Good Queer Porn
There’s plenty of porn out there made by actual queer people and studios that are pro-sex worker.
www.them.us
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If you find good queer porn and you see me in it no you didn’t that’s weird (it’s not weird, support your friends endeavors they need the $)
Chat you ever just hate your life and wish you were a bird or some shit
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Chat you ever just hate your life and wish you were a bird or some shit
Ok but I hoard electronics boxes not because I’m ever going to need them but because I don’t want my neighbors knowing what I have
gamers, ima hold your hand when i say this
toss that switch2 box the fuck out
toss that switch2 box the fuck out
reminder: throw away the box your phone came in, you will never use it.
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Ok but I hoard electronics boxes not because I’m ever going to need them but because I don’t want my neighbors knowing what I have