Some Kind of Steve
@neonsewer.bsky.social
He/him East Midlander. Likes crisps.
You've heard of the elf on the shelf, but has he heard that snitches get stitches?
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
You've heard of the elf on the shelf, but has he heard that snitches get stitches?
Don't know if I dare watch the Skylink Derby Derby, despite the rare occasion of it being on Proper Telleh.
December 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Don't know if I dare watch the Skylink Derby Derby, despite the rare occasion of it being on Proper Telleh.
I preferred Steve Wright.
December 5, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I preferred Steve Wright.
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thing that annoys me is that everyone in the entertainment industry and everyone in news media knows that graham linehan is an absolute monster of a human being.
silence.
silence.
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
thing that annoys me is that everyone in the entertainment industry and everyone in news media knows that graham linehan is an absolute monster of a human being.
silence.
silence.
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Happy 50th birthday, Protect and Survive! A booklet full of bogus advice and a PIF series that was thankfully never shown (if it had, we'd have been hurtling towards a nuclear war), it still holds a special place in our hearts...
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Happy 50th birthday, Protect and Survive! A booklet full of bogus advice and a PIF series that was thankfully never shown (if it had, we'd have been hurtling towards a nuclear war), it still holds a special place in our hearts...
Did you hear about the guys with erectile dysfunction who tried to have an orgy?
They actually made a decent fist of it.
They actually made a decent fist of it.
September 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Did you hear about the guys with erectile dysfunction who tried to have an orgy?
They actually made a decent fist of it.
They actually made a decent fist of it.
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They should have put Fartman up in a Pontins rather than a castle, let him see wgat he's really dealing with
September 19, 2025 at 8:04 AM
They should have put Fartman up in a Pontins rather than a castle, let him see wgat he's really dealing with
When dynamic pricing finally dies, I will gladly shit on its grave.
September 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
When dynamic pricing finally dies, I will gladly shit on its grave.
An Adele song comes on in the pub and it starts pissing it down outside. Rain stops as the song does. Think I might have to get some tin foil from the Tesco down the road.
September 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
An Adele song comes on in the pub and it starts pissing it down outside. Rain stops as the song does. Think I might have to get some tin foil from the Tesco down the road.
I have absolutely no fucking idea what my skill set is.
September 10, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I have absolutely no fucking idea what my skill set is.
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What's happening over on X, the everything app, is that gender critical accounts (i.e. transphobes) are trying to get me sacked from Superdrug FM.
September 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
What's happening over on X, the everything app, is that gender critical accounts (i.e. transphobes) are trying to get me sacked from Superdrug FM.
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Just remembered a quiz I was at in 2005 and one question was “who wrote the Winnie the Pooh books?” and I confidently told the rest of the team it was GG Allin x
September 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Just remembered a quiz I was at in 2005 and one question was “who wrote the Winnie the Pooh books?” and I confidently told the rest of the team it was GG Allin x
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September 5, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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ORGAN THING: Mummy? A beautiful beautiful first album, let this just be the first, let this be the start of where Jo Spratley and Bic Hayes are going next, this is something like a whole bunch of love and more... wp.me/p2ScbB-vS9 #Cardiacs
ORGAN THING: Mummy? A beautiful beautiful first album, let this just be the first, let this be the start of where Jo Spratley and Bic Hayes are going next, this is something like a whole bunch of love...
M U M M Y – The lead Of Saturn is Gold To The Wise (ATE) – There’s a delicious warmth to this, a dark chocolatey hum, like a whole bunch of love. Richly dark art pop and the voice…
wp.me
September 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
ORGAN THING: Mummy? A beautiful beautiful first album, let this just be the first, let this be the start of where Jo Spratley and Bic Hayes are going next, this is something like a whole bunch of love and more... wp.me/p2ScbB-vS9 #Cardiacs
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People can be sniffy about US remakes of UK shows, but you've got to admit that Speed is a much better proposition than On The Buses.
September 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
People can be sniffy about US remakes of UK shows, but you've got to admit that Speed is a much better proposition than On The Buses.
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🔴Kemi Badenoch’s ‘Free Speech’ Conservatives Ban Byline Times From Party Conference
The ban on covering the party’s annual gathering came despite Badenoch’s repeated commitment to “fight” for free speech and a free press
bylinetimes.com/2025/09/04/k...
The ban on covering the party’s annual gathering came despite Badenoch’s repeated commitment to “fight” for free speech and a free press
bylinetimes.com/2025/09/04/k...
Kemi Badenoch's 'Free Speech' Conservatives Ban Byline Times From Party Conference
The ban on covering the party's annual gathering came despite Badenoch's repeated commitment to "fight" for free speech and a free press
bylinetimes.com
September 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
🔴Kemi Badenoch’s ‘Free Speech’ Conservatives Ban Byline Times From Party Conference
The ban on covering the party’s annual gathering came despite Badenoch’s repeated commitment to “fight” for free speech and a free press
bylinetimes.com/2025/09/04/k...
The ban on covering the party’s annual gathering came despite Badenoch’s repeated commitment to “fight” for free speech and a free press
bylinetimes.com/2025/09/04/k...
There ain't no 3pm Saturday, and there never was!
September 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
There ain't no 3pm Saturday, and there never was!
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ricky gervais and stephen merchant: you couldn't make the office nowadays. bcos of woke.
ricky gervais and stephen merchant: we have made the office nowadays.
ricky gervais and stephen merchant: we have made the office nowadays.
TV tonight: Domhnall Gleeson tries to save a failing newspaper in new mockumentary
TV tonight: Domhnall Gleeson tries to save a failing newspaper in new mockumentary
The Gervais- and Merchant-produced comedy The Paper pokes fun at US journalism. Plus, Mitchell and Webb reunite for a new sketch show. Here’s what to watch this evening
www.theguardian.com
September 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
ricky gervais and stephen merchant: you couldn't make the office nowadays. bcos of woke.
ricky gervais and stephen merchant: we have made the office nowadays.
ricky gervais and stephen merchant: we have made the office nowadays.
Whoever writes, "How did that GOBSHITE get on the television?" should see to it that in the process he does not become a GOBSHITE on the television.
September 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Whoever writes, "How did that GOBSHITE get on the television?" should see to it that in the process he does not become a GOBSHITE on the television.
About to spew shitty opinions at young women BRB.
August 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
About to spew shitty opinions at young women BRB.
A Guy Called Gerald - Voodoo Ray (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Rham Records
youtu.be
August 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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This kind of Tamagotchi shit to drive engagement will be in absolutely every new appliance you buy within 5 years. In the worst scenario, your fridge will simply refuse to provide you with a glass of milk until you convince it that you aren't going to ghost it after you fuck it.
July 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This kind of Tamagotchi shit to drive engagement will be in absolutely every new appliance you buy within 5 years. In the worst scenario, your fridge will simply refuse to provide you with a glass of milk until you convince it that you aren't going to ghost it after you fuck it.
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July 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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