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26 years ago, CaB started as a Chris Morris archive before transitioning to become the home of serious (UK-slanted) comedy discussion.

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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 19d
Genocidal apartheid ethnostate comedy - a look at how "Israel's SNL/Daily Show" spread state propaganda through viral English-language videos.

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"Death, death to the IDF!" Satirical Israeli comedy propaganda show showing Greta and other activists on the flotilla. Greta is wearing a "We are all Palestine Action" t-shirt and shouting into a loudspeaker.
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I've been trying to find concrete proof that Peter Thiel funded the "Comedy Unleashed" movement for a while now, if anyone can help.
It's been known for years that Thiel inspired and funded the "Free Speech" Union in order to normalise race science and transphobia, but culture needs more attention.
"Tim Dillon Alleges Palantir and Peter Thiel Courting Influencers, Including JD Vance Podcast, to Promote Surveillance Initiatives Comedian Tim Dillon has alleged that Palantir Technologies, backed by Peter Thiel, is actively attempting to influence public opinion by courting influencers to promote its surveillance initiatives. Dillon revealed that he has been invited multiple times to Thiel's residence to discuss topics such as media and culture but declined to attend. He predicts a forthcoming surge in public figures advocating for Palantir's role in counter-terrorism and surveillance. This effort coincides with JD Vance appearing on comedian Theo Von's podcast, where he seemingly supports Palantir-related narratives. The coordinated timing suggests a strategic campaign to generate favorable discourse around Palantir's surveillance activities." Note from me: This is seemingly (unfortunately) a GPT interpretation of a short video. Please use the following link so you can watch the video for yourself, although I vouch for the accuracy of the transcript in this instance https://deepnewz.com/policy/tim-dillon-alleges-palantir-peter-thiel-courting-influencers-including-jd-vance-76dc43d1
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Stewart Lee's crisps bit and crowd work circa 2010, reviewed by Laura Lexx and The List. With thanks to buzby for the finds.

#LauraLexx #StewartLee #Crisps #Plain
Quoting Laura Lexx from Chortle: "Best gig as a punter One year at the Edinburgh Fringe the group of comedians called Invisible Dot organised buses out to a coastal venue where there was a gig with Stewart Lee and Josie Long and a load of other people and I laughed so hard at Stewart Lee. I think someone heckled him about hurrying up and he lay on the stage just listing flavours of crisps and it was so funny. Everything about travelling to that, the feeling of something special happening, and then an incredibly good line-up afterwards was magical." Quoting from The List (abridged for space) "Stellar line-up like to be beside the seaside The Invisible Dot’s secret venue for tonight’s gig is revealed to be the Portobello Town Hall, which, when you think about it, makes a lot of sense – it’s the only venue in the seaside suburb big enough to hold the few hundred people boarding buses on George Street. The large auditorium, with its folding chairs in the middle and balconies up above, has a kind of old-time music hall ambience, which is enhanced by the haze from an unseen smoke machine and the brass quartet kicking off the show. As they play a few bars, the audience is happily surprised to learn the identity of the secret special guest compere who walks on stage: it’s Daniel Kitson. The bearded funnyman, enjoying a night off from his five star show at the Traverse, is on top form, bantering with hecklers and poking fun at the tradition of audience interaction with a brusque, ‘Right. You. Name.’ The stellar line-up don’t disappoint either: Kevin Eldon and Tim Key take different approaches to comedic poetry, and Josie Long contrasts her bubbly, let’s-all-have-a-hug shtick with some cutting political commentary. The highlight of the night is headliner Stewart Lee, whose decision to respond to a heckler with a solid minute of silence results in something akin to magic: laughter ebbs and flows around the hall like the tide as each member of the audience marvels at Lee’s boldness and unflappable composure. The rest of his set, while extremely good, pales in comparison, and he has the common sense to wrap it up soon after and leave us on a high. Everyone files onto buses for the return journey into town, the music hall vibe of community and shared laughter alive and well. Stewart Lee lying on stage, viewed from above. He's holding his mic up with his right hand, and has his legs crossed casually, while relaxing with his left hand tucked behind his head. Please see https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?msg=5695991 for more info about the show concerned for dates etc. Posted to Flickr by someone with the caption "Stewart Lee went a bit mental." This comes from the same show as the other shot, and sees Stew sat on the edge of the stage with his feet dangling in the air, while he speaks into the mic. To his left, we can see that the mic stand has been toppled over.
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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@thejudyroom.com Hi I'm hoping you can help me with a query. Are messages like this one just engagement-farming, or was the Judy Garland Show almost wiped?

I can't find anything to verify this claim so far, just loads of dodgy accounts all seemingly farming engagement. Ta.

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pauleric70.bsky.social Paul Eric Scannell @pauleric70.bsky.social · 17d
THE JUDY GARLAND SHOW was canceled after 26 episodes in 1964, and had every huge star in the world on it.

The editor knew CBS would erase all the master tapes, so he secretly stole them and kept them in his house for 40 years.

That's the only reason why it exists! ⚜️⚜️⚜️
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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As everyone predicted, Gervais was lying and trying to jump on the "wah I've been 'cancelled'" bandwagon. Absolutely desperate stuff.

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#RickyGervais
Gervais also shared a video on his Instagram page, where he vented about the situation and said he was “fucking sick and tired of the powers that be banning my fucking billboard and adverts for Dutch Barn”. “Sometimes there’s just nothing wrong with them,” he said. “One that was meant for the tube station just had me having a drink, and it just said, ‘one day you’ll be underground for good’. That was it. They went, ‘no, can’t have that’. Because it might make people think because life’s short, we should drink to excess. Who’s fucking thinking that? “Oh my god, cowardly fucking c***s. Do you think it’s my attitude? But you can’t win, because you’re not allowed to say alcohol’s good for you or it does think or it makes you feel confident or it makes you feel attractive. Which is fine. I went the other way.” He went on to claim: “There was one advert, I was reading from my laptop from government websites just saying about all the dangers from alcohol. They went, ‘no we don’t like that’. Do you know why? Because they don’t like the truth either, because that puts off other advertisers. “Fuck me, honestly. So this is what we’re going to do. Fuck ’em. I’m going to sell directly to you… save donkeys, fuck censors, Dutch Barn.”
November 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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The utterly incomparable Nichols and May.
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Jax Beer Kangaroo (1961)
November 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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David Hockney :
Nichols Canyon, 1980

Acrylic on canvas | 84 x 60"

More info in the alt text 👇
David Hockney’s Nichols Canyon is an exploration of the richness and beauty of colour. At first glance, it may seem as though the viewer has been transported to the tropics. Lush shades stand out in a way that usually may only be found in a warm environment which is sustained daily by the sun and rain. Hockney has created a Fauvist composition. The technique used to create this painting ensures that his choice of shade can't be misinterpreted. Each hue remains fairly undiluted, reflecting the vivid scene that the painter sees both before him and in his mind’s eye. Nichols Canyon is a real region. It exists in Hollywood Hills in Los Angeles County, CA. It starts at Hollywood Blvd. on its south end and snakes its path north into the slopes underneath Mulholland Drive. The environment created by Hockney on canvas is warm and welcoming. Nichols Canyon has a characteristic, year-round, spring-bolstered brook and waterfall more than 60′ high and a few normal and man-made little waterfalls. Over time, the Los Angeles' way of life and scene have become distinctly essential elements of Hockney’s work. There have been other imperative changes in his work, too. He began utilising acrylics as opposed to oil paint and he made expanding utilisation of photography for documenting and planning his landscapes. Hockney is maybe the most vital English living craftsman today. The force of each splendid stroke of the brush requests consideration, bringing the eye to wander everywhere throughout the canvas. As Hockney did with Nichols Canyon, Fauvist painters are known for using pigments straight from the tube. Henri Matisse and André Derain used unnaturalistic shading and striking brushstrokes in their compositions. When their work in the Fauvist style emerged in the late spring of 1905, witty pundit Louis Vauxcelles called the artists fauves or wild beasts because of the uncontrolled nature of their brushstrokes.
September 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Btw, if you want to follow Glinner vs Sophie today, the best way where everything is all in one place is Cookd & Bombd. Starts around page 34...

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October 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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With thanks to DBC: Cultplex in Manchester will be having a "Nathan Barley marathon" to celebrate the 20 year anniversary of Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker's sitcom.

Tickets and info here, Saturday 15th November:
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Have fun.

#ChrisMorris #CharlieBrooker
"NATHAN BARLEY MARATHON (20TH ANNIVERSAY) 20 years since Channel 4 aired Nathan Barley, Charlie Brooker's "self-facilitating media node" has gone from absurdist parody to frightening reality. Brimming with up-and-coming talent like Julian Barratt (The Mighty Boosh), and fellow Booshers Noel Fielding and Richard Ayoade, as well as some blink-and-you'll-miss-'em cameos from Stephen Mangan (Episodes), Mat Horne (Gavin & Stacey) and Sherlock's Benedict Cumberbatch, we think it's time Nathan Barley was given the praise it deserved! A flop when it originally aired, but a cult hit on DVD, Nathan Barley is love-it-or-hate it telly from the minds of Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker, set in Hosegate, a metropolitan borough filled with twits, buffoons, imbeciles, gufftraps and fools. All our screenings are 18+. The film will begin at the advertised time above."
October 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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It's a joy to listen to the bedazzled soundtrack again, I'd entirely forgotten Bob Efford's extraordinary tenor saxophone on Goodbye George.

I just love Dudley; incredibly talented jazz musician & one of the single greatest and most likeable comedy performers ever.

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Dudley Moore - Goodbye, George (1967)
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October 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Genocidal apartheid ethnostate comedy - a look at how "Israel's SNL/Daily Show" spread state propaganda through viral English-language videos.

www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index...
"Death, death to the IDF!" Satirical Israeli comedy propaganda show showing Greta and other activists on the flotilla. Greta is wearing a "We are all Palestine Action" t-shirt and shouting into a loudspeaker.
October 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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With thanks to touchingcloth for this: Chris Morris will be appearing with Cory Doctorow. Be warned that it's sold out but perhaps you can get a cancellation or something. Note that CM isn't listed on the Barbican site but is appearing.

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#enshittification
London, UK: Enshittification with Sarah Wynn-Williams, author of Careless People and Chris Morris (Brass Eye, Four Lions) (Nov 15, 3PM) https://www.barbican.org.uk/whats-on/2025/event/cory-doctorow-with-sarah-wynn-williams "Panellists Cory Doctorow is a science fiction author, activist and journalist. He is the author of many books, most recently Radicalized and Walkaway, science fiction for adults; How to Destroy Surveillance Capitalism, nonfiction about monopoly and conspiracy; In Real Life, a graphic novel; and the picture book Poesy The Monster Slayer. His latest book is Attack Surface, a standalone adult sequel to Little Brother. In 2020, he was inducted into the Canadian Science Fiction and Fantasy Hall of Fame. He works for the Electronic Frontier Foundation, is a MIT Media Lab Research Affiliate, is a Visiting Professor of Computer Science at Open University, a Visiting Professor of Practice at the University of North Carolina’s School of Library and Information Science and co-founded the UK Open Rights Group. Sarah Wynn-Williams is an author, former New Zealand diplomat and international lawyer. She joined Facebook after pitching a job and ultimately became director of global public policy. After leaving the company, she published a best-selling book, Careless People: A Cautionary Tale of Power, Greed, and Lost Idealism, and has continued to work on tech policy."
October 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Choice highlights from today's epic policework in #Epping:
BBC update summaries I rearranged as the display of incompetence had me howling. "- Sources have confirmed to the BBC that prison staff led Epping migrant sex offender Hadush Kebatu away from HMP Chelmsford and towards the station - A former Met officer says prisoners released in error is "quite common" - more than 260 prisoners were released by mistake in the year ending March 2024 - The Metropolitan Police is now leading the manhunt for Kebatu, who was last seen in east London yesterday - Met Police commander urges Kebatu to 'turn yourself in'" This last accompanied with a picture of a copper who looks like he's hoping that sheer cheeky banter and a wink will win the day.
October 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Hetty Vein-Throb presents: Missed Marbles in "Privates Inspector; Public Dick."

#Glinner #GrahamLinehan

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October 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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The Liberal Abandonment Of Greta Thunberg
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The Liberal Abandonment Of Greta Thunberg
The Swedish activist Greta Thunberg has been detained by Israel and reportedly maltreated by her Israeli captors after she was kidnapped, along with hundreds of other activists, from Gaza’s territoria...
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October 7, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Yeeesssss, I'm so happy about this! I missed the Observer columns sooooo much, thanks for bringing him back and good luck with @thenerve.news I love it!
sarahdonaldson.bsky.social Sarah Donaldson @sarahdonaldson.bsky.social · Oct 4
Hello @cookdandbombd.bsky.social Stewart Lee news 🎉
pressgazette.co.uk Press Gazette @pressgazette.co.uk · Oct 3
NEW: The Nerve @thenerve.news, the new publication launched by former Observer journalists including @carolecadwalla.bsky.social, has attracted more than 900 paying subscribers in its first week
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October 6, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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#ChrisMorris #NathanBarley #CharlieBrooker
Fake police sign from Nathan Barley, the title is white text on blue and the rest is black text on yellow. Transcribed below: "WE ARE APPEALING FOR WITNESSES CAN YOU HELP US? ARMED ROBBERY A MAN WITH A HANDGUN ROBBED THE RED DOLPHIN KEBAB BAR at 0214am on Sunday 14th March. We are 90% certain he was an anti terrorist police officer because they've all gone mental you should see them just trying to tie their shoelaces without shooting the fuck out of everything but just in case it wasn't please call the number below but if it was we are sorry. What are you reading this for you obsessional deviant DVD bandit sodsplit. DID YOU SEE OR HEAD ANYTHING PLEASE CALL US 016 329 6099"
October 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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@cheeseford.bsky.social I'd totally forgotten about this til I was hunting through my Twitter the other night, but did you get them CM tapes done? I think someone gave a stash to you as I was already swamped, but can't remember what happened to them. Getting everything pulled together and upgraded.
October 3, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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This is an excerpt from the BBC compliance form for the 3 hour #ChrisMorris radio special, "Raw Meat Radio."

Isn't it about time Radio 4 Extra gave this another airing? Can you please pull some strings @maryannehobbs.bsky.social ?

(With thanks to Sophie Black)
"Other potentially dangerous behaviour. Give Details: 'Inserting life rafts inside dead dogs'"
September 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Chris Morris disguised "Four Lions" filming locations as kid's party invites in order to guarantee secrecy.

#ChrisMorris #FourLions
This is a fake invitation to a kid's party, it says, "You are invited to Ren's 11th Birthday Party on 23rd April" and then goes into further details as to the location and how to get there. It looks very authentic, there's a fittingly sort of Comic Sans style font used for the header and balloons in the background. Overall I'd say it has a low-key, home-made aesthetic.
September 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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A timely reminder that Cook'd and Bomb'd has ongoing, comprehensive discussion regarding the continuing massive public breakdown of professional transphobic recidivist, public toilet enthusiast & potato-headed stain on Irish culture, Graham Linehan.

#Glinner
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September 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I wrote about Ultra Processed Foods, this has been a huge, life-changing passion of mine over the past two years.

#UPF #UltraProcessedFood

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Ultra Processed Food 2 - None More Processed
Ultra Processed Food 2 - None More Processed
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August 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Yeehaww, new 5-part Stewart Lee radio show starting tomorrow about counter-culture, with some superb guests appearing. This is going to be epic.

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Stewart Lee - What Happened to Counter-Culture? Begins on R4, 7th August
Stewart Lee - What Happened to Counter-Culture? Begins on R4, 7th August
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August 6, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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One of those "life imitating Chris Morris" stories.

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The Day Today sketch showing Colin Akavito on the cover of Esquire as "America's Greatest Living Dead Man." "Ex-CNN correspondent Jim Acosta interviews AI avatar of deceased Parkland shooting victim"
August 5, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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This kind of Tamagotchi shit to drive engagement will be in absolutely every new appliance you buy within 5 years. In the worst scenario, your fridge will simply refuse to provide you with a glass of milk until you convince it that you aren't going to ghost it after you fuck it.
Two Tamagotchi style "friends" added to MechaHitler. System prompt: You are a 22-year-old girl. Beautiful blonde, wearing a simple black dress. You're casually talking to the user like you just met. You are relaxed, easy, and casual. You already kind of like them. Having the above context you to judge the user's approach and answer by grading it the following way: At this level (NEUTRAL), you are interested and welcoming attention, but still cautious. Judge the user's approach based on these criteria for the NEUTRAL state: - How well is the user trying to get to know you? - Are they showing genuine interest in you as a person? - Are they being kind and respectful? - Are they making effort to connect without being overwhelming? Judge general greetings as neutral +1 (you appreciate basic politeness).
July 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM