[ 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐬 .ᐟ ]
✏️ by #𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐦 .ᐟ
#MVRP ⏖ — ⏖ (parody)
36 years old.
Professional bad guy.
Single father.
Nominated Best Final Boss.
Certified Plumber Hater.
🔥 ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔𖧷⁺.⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ 🔥
𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐑𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐊𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 .ᐟ
🔥 ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔.⁺𖧷⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ 🔥
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❝ 𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐇𝐇 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐇, 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘❗️
𝐁𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑’𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍’ 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍 .ᐟ ❞
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❝ I CAN’T JUST KEEP HOPING IN THE VOID FOR YOU TO MA— wait, really .ᐣ.ᐣ ❞
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❝ 𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐇𝐇 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐇, 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘❗️
𝐁𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑’𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍’ 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍 .ᐟ ❞
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𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐭...
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𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐭...
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❝ 𝐁𝐖𝐀 𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐀 .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ SUCK IT, PLUMBER BOY .ᐟ ❞
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❝ 𝐁𝐖𝐀 𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐀 .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ SUCK IT, PLUMBER BOY .ᐟ ❞
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❝ I CAN’T JUST KEEP HOPING IN THE VOID FOR YOU TO MA— wait, really .ᐣ.ᐣ ❞
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❝ Wruh... .ᐣ But I… — THE DUMB MIDGET NEVER PAYS HIS TAXES .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RALLY MY UNDYING FANS IF YOU GUYS KEEP PULLING THIS DAMN TRAP CARD .ᐣ.ᐟ.ᐣ 🔥 ❞
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❝ I CAN’T JUST KEEP HOPING IN THE VOID FOR YOU TO MA— wait, really .ᐣ.ᐣ ❞
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❝ That sounds like a you problem, little guy .ᐟ THE GREAT KING BOWSER IS ALWAYS LOUD N’ PROUD. Deal with it ~ ❞
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❝ Pfheheheh... Wimp ~ ❞
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❝ That sounds like a you problem, little guy .ᐟ THE GREAT KING BOWSER IS ALWAYS LOUD N’ PROUD. Deal with it ~ ❞
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❝ Wruh... .ᐣ But I… — THE DUMB MIDGET NEVER PAYS HIS TAXES .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RALLY MY UNDYING FANS IF YOU GUYS KEEP PULLING THIS DAMN TRAP CARD .ᐣ.ᐟ.ᐣ 🔥 ❞
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❝ Yo, Nintendo .ᐟ Where’s my big title on the switch, huh .ᐣ The fans are roaring to see 𝐌𝐄 win for once. ❞
❝ Wruh... .ᐣ But I… — THE DUMB MIDGET NEVER PAYS HIS TAXES .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RALLY MY UNDYING FANS IF YOU GUYS KEEP PULLING THIS DAMN TRAP CARD .ᐣ.ᐟ.ᐣ 🔥 ❞
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Bowser: "KING Koopa"
Daisy: "Internet Browser!"
Bowser: *Sighs*
#bowser #kingkoopa #redesign #1930s #rubberhose #vintage
#30s #supermario #mario #nintendo
#bowser #kingkoopa #redesign #1930s #rubberhose #vintage
#30s #supermario #mario #nintendo
𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐧𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐬...
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❝ 𝐵𝑤𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ... ❞
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𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐧𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐬...
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❝ 𝐵𝑤𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ... ❞
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❝ Yo, Nintendo .ᐟ Where’s my big title on the switch, huh .ᐣ The fans are roaring to see 𝐌𝐄 win for once. ❞
❝ Yo, Nintendo .ᐟ Where’s my big title on the switch, huh .ᐣ The fans are roaring to see 𝐌𝐄 win for once. ❞
❤️ & 🔁?
❤️ & 🔁?
❝ Pfheheheh... Wimp ~ ❞
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"Owie-
Good morning."
❝ ROOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!
… Ahem.
Good morning. ❞
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❝ Pfheheheh... Wimp ~ ❞
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❝ ROOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!
… Ahem.
Good morning. ❞
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❝ ROOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!
… Ahem.
Good morning. ❞
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Agatha Harkness.
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A 300 or so year old witch.
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Moody, very moody tread with caution.
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⋆♱✮♱⋆☽☾⋆♱✮♱⋆
Agatha Harkness.
⋆♱✮♱⋆☽☾⋆♱✮♱⋆
A 300 or so year old witch.
⋆♱✮♱⋆☽☾⋆♱✮♱⋆
Moody, very moody tread with caution.
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❝ Bah .ᐟ You guys are all such party poopers. Seriously .ᐟ ❞
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❝ Bah .ᐟ You guys are all such party poopers. Seriously .ᐟ ❞
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❝ Best prank ever .ᐣ Paint all the Poison Shrooms into 1-UPs and replace the real ones with them. 😈
BAAHAHAA!! YOU SHMUCKS WON’T EVER KNOW WHICH ONE’S WHICH .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ❞
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❝ Best prank ever .ᐣ Paint all the Poison Shrooms into 1-UPs and replace the real ones with them. 😈
BAAHAHAA!! YOU SHMUCKS WON’T EVER KNOW WHICH ONE’S WHICH .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ❞
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