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#𝟏𝟒 —【 𝐁𝐨𝐰𝐬𝐞𝐫. 】
@neokingkoopa.bsky.social

[ 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐬 .ᐟ ]

✏️ by #𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐦 .ᐟ
#MVRP ⏖ — ⏖ (parody)

36 years old.
Professional bad guy.
Single father.
Nominated Best Final Boss.
Certified Plumber Hater.
Pinned

🔥 ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔𖧷⁺.⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ 🔥
𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐑𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐊𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 .ᐟ
🔥 ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔.⁺𖧷⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ 🔥

❝ 𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐇𝐇 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐇, 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘❗️
𝐁𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑’𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍’ 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍 .ᐟ ❞
Yes.

❝ I CAN’T JUST KEEP HOPING IN THE VOID FOR YOU TO MA— wait, really .ᐣ.ᐣ ❞
May 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM

𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐭...
May 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM

❝ 𝐁𝐖𝐀 𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐀 .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ SUCK IT, PLUMBER BOY .ᐟ ❞
May 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM

❝ I CAN’T JUST KEEP HOPING IN THE VOID FOR YOU TO MA— wait, really .ᐣ.ᐣ ❞
...Fine. You will have your own game.

❝ Wruh... .ᐣ But I… — THE DUMB MIDGET NEVER PAYS HIS TAXES .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RALLY MY UNDYING FANS IF YOU GUYS KEEP PULLING THIS DAMN TRAP CARD .ᐣ.ᐟ.ᐣ 🔥 ❞
May 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM

❝ That sounds like a you problem, little guy .ᐟ THE GREAT KING BOWSER IS ALWAYS LOUD N’ PROUD. Deal with it ~ ❞
"Whu- Hey! Don't laugh! You 𝑑𝑜 have a loud voice!"
May 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM

❝ Wruh... .ᐣ But I… — THE DUMB MIDGET NEVER PAYS HIS TAXES .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RALLY MY UNDYING FANS IF YOU GUYS KEEP PULLING THIS DAMN TRAP CARD .ᐣ.ᐟ.ᐣ 🔥 ❞
When Mario pays his taxes, you’ll get your own game.
@parodybign.bsky.social

❝ Yo, Nintendo .ᐟ Where’s my big title on the switch, huh .ᐣ The fans are roaring to see 𝐌𝐄 win for once. ❞
May 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
... I’m so done.
muyhiram.com MUY @muyhiram.com · May 16
Daisy: "Hey, guys! I'm here with Mr. Koopa!"
Bowser: "KING Koopa"
Daisy: "Internet Browser!"
Bowser: *Sighs*
May 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Reposted by #𝟏𝟒 —【 𝐁𝐨𝐰𝐬𝐞𝐫. 】
A new redesign of Bowser! This was honestly a pain to redesign to be more 30s authentic, but hopefully, I can get away with what I have. (BG from "Popeye meets Sinbad" as placeholder)
#bowser #kingkoopa #redesign #1930s #rubberhose #vintage
#30s #supermario #mario #nintendo
May 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I did. Even held them at gunpoint to make my boy the most precious thing ever.
Who gave them the RIGHT to make this child so adorable?
May 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM

𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐧𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐬...

❝ 𝐵𝑤𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ... ❞
May 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
@parodybign.bsky.social

❝ Yo, Nintendo .ᐟ Where’s my big title on the switch, huh .ᐣ The fans are roaring to see 𝐌𝐄 win for once. ❞
May 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Reposted by #𝟏𝟒 —【 𝐁𝐨𝐰𝐬𝐞𝐫. 】
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫

❤️ & 🔁?
April 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM

❝ Pfheheheh... Wimp ~ ❞
Rubbing his ears.

"Owie-
Good morning."

❝ ROOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!

… Ahem.
Good morning. ❞
May 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM

❝ ROOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!

… Ahem.
Good morning. ❞
May 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Reposted by #𝟏𝟒 —【 𝐁𝐨𝐰𝐬𝐞𝐫. 】
“We Survive, Like Witches Have Been Doing For Centuries.'

⋆♱✮♱⋆☽☾⋆♱✮♱⋆
Agatha Harkness.
⋆♱✮♱⋆☽☾⋆♱✮♱⋆
A 300 or so year old witch.
⋆♱✮♱⋆☽☾⋆♱✮♱⋆
Moody, very moody tread with caution.
⋆♱✮♱⋆☽☾⋆♱✮♱⋆
Descriptive/Lit
a woman in a dark forest with a disney + logo in the upper right corner
ALT: a woman in a dark forest with a disney + logo in the upper right corner
media.tenor.com
February 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM

❝ Bah .ᐟ You guys are all such party poopers. Seriously .ᐟ ❞
April 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM

❝ Best prank ever .ᐣ Paint all the Poison Shrooms into 1-UPs and replace the real ones with them. 😈

BAAHAHAA!! YOU SHMUCKS WON’T EVER KNOW WHICH ONE’S WHICH .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ❞
April 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM