#𝟏𝟒 —【 𝐁𝐨𝐰𝐬𝐞𝐫. 】
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[ 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐬 .ᐟ ]
✏️ by #𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐦 .ᐟ
#MVRP ⏖ — ⏖ (parody)
36 years old.
Professional bad guy.
Single father.
Nominated Best Final Boss.
Certified Plumber Hater.
[ 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐬 .ᐟ ]
✏️ by #𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐦 .ᐟ
#MVRP ⏖ — ⏖ (parody)
36 years old.
Professional bad guy.
Single father.
Nominated Best Final Boss.
Certified Plumber Hater.
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❝ Bweh heh heh...
Hey, plumber boy ~ ❞
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❝ Bweh heh heh...
Hey, plumber boy ~ ❞
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February 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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❝ Bweh heh heh...
Hey, plumber boy ~ ❞
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❝ Bweh heh heh...
Hey, plumber boy ~ ❞
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❝ 𝐔𝐫𝐫𝐫𝐠𝐡𝐡𝐡… Listen, pal. I’m not in the mood today. So, either you get 𝐌𝐄 a new pizza, or I’ll pond you into the ground so bad you’ll end up in the shadow realm ‼️ ❞
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❝ 𝐔𝐫𝐫𝐫𝐠𝐡𝐡𝐡… Listen, pal. I’m not in the mood today. So, either you get 𝐌𝐄 a new pizza, or I’ll pond you into the ground so bad you’ll end up in the shadow realm ‼️ ❞
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February 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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❝ 𝐔𝐫𝐫𝐫𝐠𝐡𝐡𝐡… Listen, pal. I’m not in the mood today. So, either you get 𝐌𝐄 a new pizza, or I’ll pond you into the ground so bad you’ll end up in the shadow realm ‼️ ❞
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❝ 𝐔𝐫𝐫𝐫𝐠𝐡𝐡𝐡… Listen, pal. I’m not in the mood today. So, either you get 𝐌𝐄 a new pizza, or I’ll pond you into the ground so bad you’ll end up in the shadow realm ‼️ ❞
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❝ Hrmmm . . .
Weird.
Pretty sure I just left it in the fridge overnight with a note that explicitly said: " 𝐁𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑'𝐒 PIZZA LEFTOVERS".
You sure you ain't seen nothin'❓❞
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❝ Hrmmm . . .
Weird.
Pretty sure I just left it in the fridge overnight with a note that explicitly said: " 𝐁𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑'𝐒 PIZZA LEFTOVERS".
You sure you ain't seen nothin'❓❞
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February 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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❝ Hrmmm . . .
Weird.
Pretty sure I just left it in the fridge overnight with a note that explicitly said: " 𝐁𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑'𝐒 PIZZA LEFTOVERS".
You sure you ain't seen nothin'❓❞
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❝ Hrmmm . . .
Weird.
Pretty sure I just left it in the fridge overnight with a note that explicitly said: " 𝐁𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑'𝐒 PIZZA LEFTOVERS".
You sure you ain't seen nothin'❓❞
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❝ Oh, great. dImEnTiA is back. ❞
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❝ Oh, great. dImEnTiA is back. ❞
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February 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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❝ Oh, great. dImEnTiA is back. ❞
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❝ Oh, great. dImEnTiA is back. ❞
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❝ Uuuhhh... Good f'you, I guess... ? ❞
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❝ Uuuhhh... Good f'you, I guess... ? ❞
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February 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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❝ Uuuhhh... Good f'you, I guess... ? ❞
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❝ Uuuhhh... Good f'you, I guess... ? ❞
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❝ Who said anything about magic? ❞
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❝ Who said anything about magic? ❞
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February 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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❝ Who said anything about magic? ❞
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❝ Who said anything about magic? ❞
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❝ Goooooood morning, sweet princess ~ ! ❞
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❝ Goooooood morning, sweet princess ~ ! ❞
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February 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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❝ Goooooood morning, sweet princess ~ ! ❞
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❝ Goooooood morning, sweet princess ~ ! ❞
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❝ My species, you schnook. I’m from the glorious and fearsome Koopa Kingdom .ᐟ ❞ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝟖'𝟕"𝐟𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩, 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐭. 𝐇𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝...
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❝ My species, you schnook. I’m from the glorious and fearsome Koopa Kingdom .ᐟ ❞ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝟖'𝟕"𝐟𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩, 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐭. 𝐇𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝...
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February 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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❝ My species, you schnook. I’m from the glorious and fearsome Koopa Kingdom .ᐟ ❞ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝟖'𝟕"𝐟𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩, 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐭. 𝐇𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝...
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❝ My species, you schnook. I’m from the glorious and fearsome Koopa Kingdom .ᐟ ❞ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝟖'𝟕"𝐟𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩, 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐭. 𝐇𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝...
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❝ WRUGH ⁉️ WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, INTERRUPTIN' ME -- .ᐣ.ᐣ ❞
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❝ WRUGH ⁉️ WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, INTERRUPTIN' ME -- .ᐣ.ᐣ ❞
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February 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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❝ WRUGH ⁉️ WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, INTERRUPTIN' ME -- .ᐣ.ᐣ ❞
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❝ WRUGH ⁉️ WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, INTERRUPTIN' ME -- .ᐣ.ᐣ ❞
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❝ Wait- ... There's more of you guys, too .ᐣ.ᐣ UGH. C'MON, UNIVERSE. GIMME A BREAK. ❞
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❝ Wait- ... There's more of you guys, too .ᐣ.ᐣ UGH. C'MON, UNIVERSE. GIMME A BREAK. ❞
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February 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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❝ Wait- ... There's more of you guys, too .ᐣ.ᐣ UGH. C'MON, UNIVERSE. GIMME A BREAK. ❞
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❝ Wait- ... There's more of you guys, too .ᐣ.ᐣ UGH. C'MON, UNIVERSE. GIMME A BREAK. ❞
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❝ Oh, blow it out your tailpipe .ᐟ Yes, the princess keeps rejecting my kind offers of marriage, but that only means I haven't convinced her hard enough yet... I've gotten close plenty ->
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❝ Oh, blow it out your tailpipe .ᐟ Yes, the princess keeps rejecting my kind offers of marriage, but that only means I haven't convinced her hard enough yet... I've gotten close plenty ->
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February 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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❝ Oh, blow it out your tailpipe .ᐟ Yes, the princess keeps rejecting my kind offers of marriage, but that only means I haven't convinced her hard enough yet... I've gotten close plenty ->
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❝ Oh, blow it out your tailpipe .ᐟ Yes, the princess keeps rejecting my kind offers of marriage, but that only means I haven't convinced her hard enough yet... I've gotten close plenty ->
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-> lips, the lovely melodious voice, the kind and caring demeanor while also being as feisty as a Flame Chomp... ARGH- She's just plain irresistible .ᐟ
... ... ... Now shut your gob so I can admire her sweet little face in peace. ❞
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-> lips, the lovely melodious voice, the kind and caring demeanor while also being as feisty as a Flame Chomp... ARGH- She's just plain irresistible .ᐟ
... ... ... Now shut your gob so I can admire her sweet little face in peace. ❞
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February 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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-> lips, the lovely melodious voice, the kind and caring demeanor while also being as feisty as a Flame Chomp... ARGH- She's just plain irresistible .ᐟ
... ... ... Now shut your gob so I can admire her sweet little face in peace. ❞
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-> lips, the lovely melodious voice, the kind and caring demeanor while also being as feisty as a Flame Chomp... ARGH- She's just plain irresistible .ᐟ
... ... ... Now shut your gob so I can admire her sweet little face in peace. ❞
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❝ First of all, you don't know me at all; I got mad game .ᐟ -- Secondly, Peach is a beautiful, talented, classy lady .ᐟ I mean, come ON .ᐟ That flowing blonde hair, the perky nose, the luscious ->
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❝ First of all, you don't know me at all; I got mad game .ᐟ -- Secondly, Peach is a beautiful, talented, classy lady .ᐟ I mean, come ON .ᐟ That flowing blonde hair, the perky nose, the luscious ->
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February 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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❝ First of all, you don't know me at all; I got mad game .ᐟ -- Secondly, Peach is a beautiful, talented, classy lady .ᐟ I mean, come ON .ᐟ That flowing blonde hair, the perky nose, the luscious ->
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❝ First of all, you don't know me at all; I got mad game .ᐟ -- Secondly, Peach is a beautiful, talented, classy lady .ᐟ I mean, come ON .ᐟ That flowing blonde hair, the perky nose, the luscious ->
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❝ Aaaaaand that's a YOU problem, kitten ~ Better luck next time! ❞
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❝ Aaaaaand that's a YOU problem, kitten ~ Better luck next time! ❞
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February 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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❝ Aaaaaand that's a YOU problem, kitten ~ Better luck next time! ❞
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❝ Aaaaaand that's a YOU problem, kitten ~ Better luck next time! ❞
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❝ CAN'T .ᐟ It's MINE .ᐟ ... Actually, no. You CAN use it. ... ... ... For the low low price of 25 coins per single use ~ ❞
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❝ CAN'T .ᐟ It's MINE .ᐟ ... Actually, no. You CAN use it. ... ... ... For the low low price of 25 coins per single use ~ ❞
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February 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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❝ CAN'T .ᐟ It's MINE .ᐟ ... Actually, no. You CAN use it. ... ... ... For the low low price of 25 coins per single use ~ ❞
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❝ CAN'T .ᐟ It's MINE .ᐟ ... Actually, no. You CAN use it. ... ... ... For the low low price of 25 coins per single use ~ ❞
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❝ Yeah, since the last time I kicked your royal behind ~ 𝘽𝙬𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙝... ❞
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❝ Yeah, since the last time I kicked your royal behind ~ 𝘽𝙬𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙝... ❞
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February 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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❝ Yeah, since the last time I kicked your royal behind ~ 𝘽𝙬𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙝... ❞
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❝ Yeah, since the last time I kicked your royal behind ~ 𝘽𝙬𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙝... ❞
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❝ Hrmmm... — ❞ 𝐂𝐮𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐥. 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲. ❝ Thanks, 𝙚𝙧𝙧... ... ... Who are ya again... .ᐣ ❞
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❝ Hrmmm... — ❞ 𝐂𝐮𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐥. 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲. ❝ Thanks, 𝙚𝙧𝙧... ... ... Who are ya again... .ᐣ ❞
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February 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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❝ Hrmmm... — ❞ 𝐂𝐮𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐥. 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲. ❝ Thanks, 𝙚𝙧𝙧... ... ... Who are ya again... .ᐣ ❞
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❝ Hrmmm... — ❞ 𝐂𝐮𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐥. 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲. ❝ Thanks, 𝙚𝙧𝙧... ... ... Who are ya again... .ᐣ ❞
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🔥 ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔𖧷⁺.⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ 🔥
𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐑𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐊𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 .ᐟ
🔥 ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔.⁺𖧷⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ 🔥
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🔥 ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔𖧷⁺.⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ 🔥
𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐑𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐊𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 .ᐟ
🔥 ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔.⁺𖧷⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ 🔥
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February 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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🔥 ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔𖧷⁺.⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ 🔥
𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐑𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐊𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 .ᐟ
🔥 ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔.⁺𖧷⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ 🔥
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🔥 ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔𖧷⁺.⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ 🔥
𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐑𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐊𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 .ᐟ
🔥 ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔.⁺𖧷⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ 🔥
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