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@parodybign.bsky.social
Parody account of Nintendo. This account has no association with them.
(Mun Age: 24)
(Mun Age: 24)
Pinned
Yeah, and...?
I.
It's a fucking glove.
It's a fucking glove.
Their real Infinity Glove and the stone on it.
They got it from the comics....
They got it from the comics....
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Yeah, and...?
Their real Infinity Glove and the stone on it.
They got it from the comics....
They got it from the comics....
Who even said they own you.
Wait
If Disney owns me, they’ll give Samus a rival...
If Disney owns me, they’ll give Samus a rival...
December 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Their real Infinity Glove and the stone on it.
They got it from the comics....
They got it from the comics....
Wait
If Disney owns me, they’ll give Samus a rival...
If Disney owns me, they’ll give Samus a rival...
December 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Wait
If Disney owns me, they’ll give Samus a rival...
If Disney owns me, they’ll give Samus a rival...
No Christmas for myself since Disney owns me.
December 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
No Christmas for myself since Disney owns me.
Release all of my Mario games on PlayStation 5....
December 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Release all of my Mario games on PlayStation 5....
Yes.
Yes you do.
Yes you do.
Today
I own Nintendo.
I own Nintendo.
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Yes.
Yes you do.
Yes you do.
...Take them to a refugee hotel to live in.
Heyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey.
You can’t do that.
What about your characters?
You can’t do that.
What about your characters?
>Officially signing the treaty where Nintendo is going to be owned by Disney... Starting today.
December 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
...Take them to a refugee hotel to live in.
>Officially signing the treaty where Nintendo is going to be owned by Disney... Starting today.
December 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
>Officially signing the treaty where Nintendo is going to be owned by Disney... Starting today.
Sadly, it doesn’t work.
Not even the gauntlet from Ultimate Alliance 3 could save the lot of us here at Nintendo.
Not even the gauntlet from Ultimate Alliance 3 could save the lot of us here at Nintendo.
"...How so? can't we just use it to destroy the other gauntlet?"
...Even if I tried, it still wouldn’t work on Disney....
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Sadly, it doesn’t work.
Not even the gauntlet from Ultimate Alliance 3 could save the lot of us here at Nintendo.
Not even the gauntlet from Ultimate Alliance 3 could save the lot of us here at Nintendo.
...Even if I tried, it still wouldn’t work on Disney....
"Heh... heh heh...."
*What's the jester chuckling about now?*
"...A rather cliche solution, but have we tried accessing another dimension that has another Infinity whatever-it-is? surely there's a world out there where it's free for the taking, in a vast world of endless ideas and scenarios..."
*What's the jester chuckling about now?*
"...A rather cliche solution, but have we tried accessing another dimension that has another Infinity whatever-it-is? surely there's a world out there where it's free for the taking, in a vast world of endless ideas and scenarios..."
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
...Even if I tried, it still wouldn’t work on Disney....
Absolutely.
"Huh... oddly specific..."
"I'm guessing ALL the magic macguffins included too?"
"I'm guessing ALL the magic macguffins included too?"
Disney has the Infinity Gauntlet...
The comics version, not the MCU one.
The comics version, not the MCU one.
December 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Absolutely.
Disney has the Infinity Gauntlet...
The comics version, not the MCU one.
The comics version, not the MCU one.
"...Normally I'd agree with such a statement, hating the pink puffball so much..."
"But you can't SERIOUSLY be giving up this quickly! Idiot! and here I thought you made good decisions when you chose ME to be the new mascot!"
"But you can't SERIOUSLY be giving up this quickly! Idiot! and here I thought you made good decisions when you chose ME to be the new mascot!"
December 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Disney has the Infinity Gauntlet...
The comics version, not the MCU one.
The comics version, not the MCU one.
They’re infinity gauntlet victims.
“YOU HAVE THE FUCKING CREATION TRIO AND ARCEUS!! SHUT THE FUCK UP, POPS!!!”
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
They’re infinity gauntlet victims.
We can’t beat them...
"NO!"
Kirby.
Surrender to the Disney empire....
Surrender to the Disney empire....
December 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
We can’t beat them...
Kirby.
Surrender to the Disney empire....
Surrender to the Disney empire....
December 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Kirby.
Surrender to the Disney empire....
Surrender to the Disney empire....
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What are you doing
December 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
What are you doing
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I cannot. They have the real infinity gauntlet and stones from the comics. I have nothing to counter. Not even Kirby is safe.
"FIGHT BACK, NINTENDAD!"
...Disney
I surrender.
I surrender.
December 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I cannot. They have the real infinity gauntlet and stones from the comics. I have nothing to counter. Not even Kirby is safe.
...Disney
I surrender.
I surrender.
a white flag is waving in the wind against a grey background
ALT: a white flag is waving in the wind against a grey background
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December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
...Disney
I surrender.
I surrender.
Mario is never escaping the ‘Get Bullied in Smash Bros.’ character reveal trailer allegations.
December 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Mario is never escaping the ‘Get Bullied in Smash Bros.’ character reveal trailer allegations.
I think I have to send a DMCA takedown on SMG4.
December 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I think I have to send a DMCA takedown on SMG4.
Because they were busy hyping up Smash.
“I cannot believe what i’m hearing.
So because you didn’t want Joker to join Smash and were forced to, you wanted Shadow to kill Ren so that he can’t come back and Shadow gets his spot-
How have people NOT cancel you yet?”
So because you didn’t want Joker to join Smash and were forced to, you wanted Shadow to kill Ren so that he can’t come back and Shadow gets his spot-
How have people NOT cancel you yet?”
Nothing wrong with it, because he stole Shadow’s spot. Plus, be and the thieves coming to Smash is the real reason Persona 5 was a mistake, the moment Persona fans begged the games to be on my Switch console. And it shows.
Should’ve been an actual SMT representative.
Should’ve been an actual SMT representative.
December 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Because they were busy hyping up Smash.
Nothing wrong with it, because he stole Shadow’s spot. Plus, be and the thieves coming to Smash is the real reason Persona 5 was a mistake, the moment Persona fans begged the games to be on my Switch console. And it shows.
Should’ve been an actual SMT representative.
Should’ve been an actual SMT representative.
“…
So you support attempted murder?
Okay-“
So you support attempted murder?
Okay-“
This.
December 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Nothing wrong with it, because he stole Shadow’s spot. Plus, be and the thieves coming to Smash is the real reason Persona 5 was a mistake, the moment Persona fans begged the games to be on my Switch console. And it shows.
Should’ve been an actual SMT representative.
Should’ve been an actual SMT representative.