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@parodybign.bsky.social
Parody account of Nintendo. This account has no association with them.
(Mun Age: 24)
(Mun Age: 24)
Pinned
...No reason. I feel like I heard Pit's voice there.
*NC*
“Why what?”
“Why what?”
No, you said God of War. Why?
February 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
...No reason. I feel like I heard Pit's voice there.
I saw the truth...
“Bruh you were the one who called Crossworlds an inferior game!!”
Ahem.
I hate to say this but
Sonic Racing Crossworlds is infinitely better...
I hate to say this but
Sonic Racing Crossworlds is infinitely better...
February 12, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I saw the truth...
No, you said God of War. Why?
“Talking to the Sonic fans”
*NC*
*NC*
I’m sorry.
What?
What?
February 12, 2026 at 11:55 PM
No, you said God of War. Why?
Ahem.
I hate to say this but
Sonic Racing Crossworlds is infinitely better...
I hate to say this but
Sonic Racing Crossworlds is infinitely better...
“Just make sure they stay away from Mario. They’re still salty they lost to a better racing game”
“I doubt it.
I’m LITERALLY in one of Sonic’s games currently.
We are on cool terms.
They’re not like
..~pfft~
Don’t make me say it-“
I’m LITERALLY in one of Sonic’s games currently.
We are on cool terms.
They’re not like
..~pfft~
Don’t make me say it-“
February 12, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Ahem.
I hate to say this but
Sonic Racing Crossworlds is infinitely better...
I hate to say this but
Sonic Racing Crossworlds is infinitely better...
I’m sorry.
What?
What?
*NC*
“you guys are going to learn to hold the L hi in the air. Now if you excuse me I need to fangirl over God of War”
“you guys are going to learn to hold the L hi in the air. Now if you excuse me I need to fangirl over God of War”
February 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I’m sorry.
What?
What?
See here, this is why you’re friendzoned with Peach.
They said mainline, silly!
That's 2D, not 3D
February 12, 2026 at 11:41 PM
See here, this is why you’re friendzoned with Peach.
That's 2D, not 3D
Eh—?
Doesn’t count.
February 12, 2026 at 11:39 PM
That's 2D, not 3D
Doesn’t count.
" Ahem. "
February 12, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Doesn’t count.
Raising the price of the Switch 2 even further.
February 12, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Raising the price of the Switch 2 even further.
There is only Marx Monday and Monado Monday.
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 PM
There is only Marx Monday and Monado Monday.
There is no Waluigi Wednesday either
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 PM
There is no Waluigi Wednesday either
Nor a Mario Monday as well.
February 11, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Nor a Mario Monday as well.
There is no Majora Monday either.
February 11, 2026 at 6:47 AM
There is no Majora Monday either.
There’s no such thing as a WeeGee Wednesday.
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 AM
There’s no such thing as a WeeGee Wednesday.
Renaming myself from Nintendo to Nintenfuckass...
February 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Renaming myself from Nintendo to Nintenfuckass...
Reposted by 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢
Reminder that Mario is still friendzoned.
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Reminder that Mario is still friendzoned.
Joy-Con 2 Drift in Switch 2.
February 8, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Joy-Con 2 Drift in Switch 2.
Raising the price of the Nintendo Switch Online service up to $499.
February 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Raising the price of the Nintendo Switch Online service up to $499.
Sounds like a yes to me.
"Bloody hell no."
I should merge with Kirby once again.
February 8, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Sounds like a yes to me.
That's no way to talk back to the one who created you as part of my lineup of characters.
"Your mom."
I should merge with Kirby once again.
February 8, 2026 at 2:28 AM
That's no way to talk back to the one who created you as part of my lineup of characters.
You know what I mean.
-
What the heck do you mean by that?
What the heck do you mean by that?
Yes.
February 8, 2026 at 2:26 AM
You know what I mean.
Yes.
-
Again???
Again???
I should merge with Kirby once again.
February 8, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Yes.
I should merge with Kirby once again.
February 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I should merge with Kirby once again.
Justified.
-
Evil....
Evil....
Raising all Switch 2 games to $999,999.
February 8, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Justified.