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Parody account of Nintendo. This account has no association with them.
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Who... renamed the Nintendo Switch to the Nintendo Bitch?
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Who... renamed the Nintendo Switch to the Nintendo Bitch?
Renaming Luigi to WeeGee.
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Renaming Luigi to WeeGee.
They better do.
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They better not!
They better not!
They’ll approve it.
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
They better do.
They’ll approve it.
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Oh hey.
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
They’ll approve it.
...Did you leaked my plans for a Hyrule LEGO set piece?
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
...Did you leaked my plans for a Hyrule LEGO set piece?
...Fuck it. I’ll have to call Sakurai to buff you into a top tier to one-shot Disney and their delusions...
"Indedede-ed they are!"
Is Disney bothering you again?
November 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
...Fuck it. I’ll have to call Sakurai to buff you into a top tier to one-shot Disney and their delusions...
Is Disney bothering you again?
"NINTEEEEENDO!!"
November 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Is Disney bothering you again?
Kirby
Stand up. We’re going to tax the Bully Girl and give her hell by setting up another round of price hikes.
Stand up. We’re going to tax the Bully Girl and give her hell by setting up another round of price hikes.
November 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Kirby
Stand up. We’re going to tax the Bully Girl and give her hell by setting up another round of price hikes.
Stand up. We’re going to tax the Bully Girl and give her hell by setting up another round of price hikes.
It does. Or do you want me to merge with Kirby so he can copy my ability to set up high prices on you?
I'm pretty sure that's not how that works.
You wish to burn me? That’ll be infinite money +1 of your bank account.
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It does. Or do you want me to merge with Kirby so he can copy my ability to set up high prices on you?
You wish to burn me? That’ll be infinite money +1 of your bank account.
I will burn your company to the ground for that kind of insult.
*Richer at being the Bully Girl.
I fixed that sentence for you.
I fixed that sentence for you.
November 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You wish to burn me? That’ll be infinite money +1 of your bank account.
*Richer at being the Bully Girl.
I fixed that sentence for you.
I fixed that sentence for you.
I am richer than god .
Do not test that nintendo .
Do not test that nintendo .
Spoiler alert: you're broke as you attempted to buy Kirby and King Dedede from my hands.
November 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
*Richer at being the Bully Girl.
I fixed that sentence for you.
I fixed that sentence for you.
Spoiler alert: you're broke as you attempted to buy Kirby and King Dedede from my hands.
Buying the rights to the one up and suing you
Giving Mario infinite lives.
November 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Spoiler alert: you're broke as you attempted to buy Kirby and King Dedede from my hands.
Giving Mario infinite lives.
Shooting mario in the head
Buying you.
November 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Giving Mario infinite lives.
Yet, they’re entertaining...
Don’t like the items turning on someone else’s. Simple. Turn them off.
Don’t like the items turning on someone else’s. Simple. Turn them off.
Skill issue? My problem is that your game PUNISHES skill. If you're in first on the last lap, you're more likely to lose due to circumstances out of your control.
Of course people make comebacks from last to first when the items are tuned in their favor. These aren't real comebacks, they're staged.
Of course people make comebacks from last to first when the items are tuned in their favor. These aren't real comebacks, they're staged.
You described the last sentence as if someone had signs of skill issue, did you? You know 200cc exists.
But then again, I’ve seen people in last place make comebacks from 12th to 1st before online.
But then again, I’ve seen people in last place make comebacks from 12th to 1st before online.
November 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Yet, they’re entertaining...
Don’t like the items turning on someone else’s. Simple. Turn them off.
Don’t like the items turning on someone else’s. Simple. Turn them off.
Buying you.
Buying kirby
November 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Buying you.
You described the last sentence as if someone had signs of skill issue, did you? You know 200cc exists.
But then again, I’ve seen people in last place make comebacks from 12th to 1st before online.
But then again, I’ve seen people in last place make comebacks from 12th to 1st before online.
Cause your fans wouldn't know a good racing game if it smacked them on the back of the head.
They need the racing game equivalent of a AAA slop title that holds their hand through everything.
Oh, you're in last? Here you go little baby. Lightning bolt them so everyone else can be as slow as you.
They need the racing game equivalent of a AAA slop title that holds their hand through everything.
Oh, you're in last? Here you go little baby. Lightning bolt them so everyone else can be as slow as you.
’Mario Kart was never good’, they say.
Then why the fuck did all of you buy Double Dash and Wii for the OST?
Then why the fuck did all of you buy Double Dash and Wii for the OST?
November 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
You described the last sentence as if someone had signs of skill issue, did you? You know 200cc exists.
But then again, I’ve seen people in last place make comebacks from 12th to 1st before online.
But then again, I’ve seen people in last place make comebacks from 12th to 1st before online.
’Mario Kart was never good’, they say.
Then why the fuck did all of you buy Double Dash and Wii for the OST?
Then why the fuck did all of you buy Double Dash and Wii for the OST?
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
’Mario Kart was never good’, they say.
Then why the fuck did all of you buy Double Dash and Wii for the OST?
Then why the fuck did all of you buy Double Dash and Wii for the OST?
“It’s slander. Plus, they’re lying.”
"Is disney better than you...? Someone said it was better..."
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
“It’s slander. Plus, they’re lying.”
Yes?
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Yes?
Shush, you.
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Mario if he was in a good racing game
Mario if he was in a good racing game
...Why?
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Shush, you.
