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“Oh no, that wasn't a person! It was the weather that trapped me!”
"What?
Who would do that to you?"
Who would do that to you?"
“Yes, I was recently trapped inside a snowman!”
January 29, 2026 at 9:16 AM
“Oh no, that wasn't a person! It was the weather that trapped me!”
“B-but not every power-up has a positive effect. For example, there's the Mini Mushroom, which shrinks you. Or the Spring Mushroom, which makes you lose control!”
[Luigi looks around, still curious to know where the Bullet Bill came from.]
[Luigi looks around, still curious to know where the Bullet Bill came from.]
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❪ Edge stood up and threw her sword at the Bullet Bill, both slicing it in half and causing it to explode.
As she held her hand out to catch her sword, she spoke up. ❫
〝 I’ll take note of that. 〞
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❪ Edge stood up and threw her sword at the Bullet Bill, both slicing it in half and causing it to explode.
As she held her hand out to catch her sword, she spoke up. ❫
〝 I’ll take note of that. 〞
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“Yep, exactly!”
[Luigi takes a few steps to make sure he himself is not hit by a Bullet Bill.]
“With very few exceptions, pretty much all power-ups work this way!”
[Luigi takes a few steps to make sure he himself is not hit by a Bullet Bill.]
“With very few exceptions, pretty much all power-ups work this way!”
January 29, 2026 at 9:09 AM
“B-but not every power-up has a positive effect. For example, there's the Mini Mushroom, which shrinks you. Or the Spring Mushroom, which makes you lose control!”
[Luigi looks around, still curious to know where the Bullet Bill came from.]
[Luigi looks around, still curious to know where the Bullet Bill came from.]
Reposted by [ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ]
“I hope so too...I don't want to go any further outside with the risk of being buried under snow!!”
January 29, 2026 at 5:44 AM
“I hope so too...I don't want to go any further outside with the risk of being buried under snow!!”
“Yep, exactly!”
[Luigi takes a few steps to make sure he himself is not hit by a Bullet Bill.]
“With very few exceptions, pretty much all power-ups work this way!”
[Luigi takes a few steps to make sure he himself is not hit by a Bullet Bill.]
“With very few exceptions, pretty much all power-ups work this way!”
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❪ Immediately getting hit by a Bullet Bill, losing both the power up and her footing. Edge grumbled to herself, rubbing her head.
Where did that even come from? 💀 ❫
〝 Like that…? 〞
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❪ Immediately getting hit by a Bullet Bill, losing both the power up and her footing. Edge grumbled to herself, rubbing her head.
Where did that even come from? 💀 ❫
〝 Like that…? 〞
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“Well, fire flowers that come from space, yes. But... the fire flowers on Earth only lose their power after you've taken damage!”
January 29, 2026 at 4:05 AM
“Yep, exactly!”
[Luigi takes a few steps to make sure he himself is not hit by a Bullet Bill.]
“With very few exceptions, pretty much all power-ups work this way!”
[Luigi takes a few steps to make sure he himself is not hit by a Bullet Bill.]
“With very few exceptions, pretty much all power-ups work this way!”
“Yes, I was recently trapped inside a snowman!”
"Freeze you?"
[He's now running around as Fire Luigi.]
“And now nobody, REALLY NOBODY, will be able to freeze me!”
“And now nobody, REALLY NOBODY, will be able to freeze me!”
January 29, 2026 at 3:58 AM
“Yes, I was recently trapped inside a snowman!”
“Then at least I'll have a reason to hate the darkness forever!”
“It always has been. And forever will be, to you” :)
“...Have you just given me philosophical confirmation that darkness and cold weather are equally despicable?”
January 29, 2026 at 3:58 AM
“Then at least I'll have a reason to hate the darkness forever!”
“Do you think being turned into a castle is a good thing?”
January 28, 2026 at 5:40 PM
“Do you think being turned into a castle is a good thing?”
“...Have you just given me philosophical confirmation that darkness and cold weather are equally despicable?”
[ 👁️🗨️ ]
“The one thing colder than ice, is darkness itself.”
Okay Shakespear.
“The one thing colder than ice, is darkness itself.”
Okay Shakespear.
[He's now running around as Fire Luigi.]
“And now nobody, REALLY NOBODY, will be able to freeze me!”
“And now nobody, REALLY NOBODY, will be able to freeze me!”
January 28, 2026 at 5:39 PM
“...Have you just given me philosophical confirmation that darkness and cold weather are equally despicable?”
“No problem! Feel free to use the flowers in this area! Just... you'd better stay away from the Wonder Flowers. They can have... unexpected consequences...”
[You can see in Luigi's eyes that he has bad memories.]
[You can see in Luigi's eyes that he has bad memories.]
January 28, 2026 at 5:35 PM
“No problem! Feel free to use the flowers in this area! Just... you'd better stay away from the Wonder Flowers. They can have... unexpected consequences...”
[You can see in Luigi's eyes that he has bad memories.]
[You can see in Luigi's eyes that he has bad memories.]
[He's now running around as Fire Luigi.]
“And now nobody, REALLY NOBODY, will be able to freeze me!”
“And now nobody, REALLY NOBODY, will be able to freeze me!”
January 28, 2026 at 5:31 PM
[He's now running around as Fire Luigi.]
“And now nobody, REALLY NOBODY, will be able to freeze me!”
“And now nobody, REALLY NOBODY, will be able to freeze me!”
[Luigi is amazed by Charizard's appearance. He gives the Pokémon a thumbs up.]
“You look great, buddy! Your fire attacks are now almost comparable to the heat of the sun!”
“You look great, buddy! Your fire attacks are now almost comparable to the heat of the sun!”
January 28, 2026 at 5:25 PM
[Luigi is amazed by Charizard's appearance. He gives the Pokémon a thumbs up.]
“You look great, buddy! Your fire attacks are now almost comparable to the heat of the sun!”
“You look great, buddy! Your fire attacks are now almost comparable to the heat of the sun!”
“Well, fire flowers that come from space, yes. But... the fire flowers on Earth only lose their power after you've taken damage!”
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❪ A low sigh. ❫
〝 I’m aware.
Hm… 〞
❪ Examining her new look, many different features changed colors to match the power up she obtained! Though a question rose. ❫
〝 Does this have a time limit? 〞
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❪ A low sigh. ❫
〝 I’m aware.
Hm… 〞
❪ Examining her new look, many different features changed colors to match the power up she obtained! Though a question rose. ❫
〝 Does this have a time limit? 〞
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“Yes, but maybe some people would run away in fear if they saw a talking snowman! I know I would be scared at least...”
January 28, 2026 at 5:22 PM
“Well, fire flowers that come from space, yes. But... the fire flowers on Earth only lose their power after you've taken damage!”
Reposted by [ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ]
“I'm still cold... Can't it get a little warmer in the kingdom?!”
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 AM
“I'm still cold... Can't it get a little warmer in the kingdom?!”
“Well, since your friend seems to be an expert on fire, I'd say we should try the fire flower first!”
[Luigi takes out a fire flower and gives it to Charizard.]
[Luigi takes out a fire flower and gives it to Charizard.]
January 28, 2026 at 3:56 AM
“Well, since your friend seems to be an expert on fire, I'd say we should try the fire flower first!”
[Luigi takes out a fire flower and gives it to Charizard.]
[Luigi takes out a fire flower and gives it to Charizard.]
“Why is the professor releasing the Virtual Boo to the public now?”
January 27, 2026 at 1:56 PM
“Why is the professor releasing the Virtual Boo to the public now?”
“Yes, but maybe some people would run away in fear if they saw a talking snowman! I know I would be scared at least...”
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〝 A bit of an over-exaggeration, bud. I think anyone would be concerned if they heard a snowman talkin’ to em. 〞
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〝 A bit of an over-exaggeration, bud. I think anyone would be concerned if they heard a snowman talkin’ to em. 〞
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[He cools down and takes a deep breath in and out.]
“Thank you, I thought I would have to live as an ice statue forever!”
“Thank you, I thought I would have to live as an ice statue forever!”
January 27, 2026 at 1:47 PM
“Yes, but maybe some people would run away in fear if they saw a talking snowman! I know I would be scared at least...”
“...To be honest, I never really liked the Boo Mushroom.”
January 27, 2026 at 4:34 AM
“...To be honest, I never really liked the Boo Mushroom.”
“From fruits that turn me into elephants to leaves that transform me into raccoons, our power-ups are truly something special! I wonder what effect they would have on your Pokémon...”
January 27, 2026 at 4:23 AM
“From fruits that turn me into elephants to leaves that transform me into raccoons, our power-ups are truly something special! I wonder what effect they would have on your Pokémon...”
[He cools down and takes a deep breath in and out.]
“Thank you, I thought I would have to live as an ice statue forever!”
“Thank you, I thought I would have to live as an ice statue forever!”
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❪ A grimace. ❫
〝 . . . Oops.
Stay still, hold on. 〞
❪ Making a few Snowballs and tossing them on the affected area. ❫
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❪ A grimace. ❫
〝 . . . Oops.
Stay still, hold on. 〞
❪ Making a few Snowballs and tossing them on the affected area. ❫
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[The snowman melts and Luigi frees himself. He breathes a sigh of relief...until he notices he is on fire.]
“MAMMA MIAAAA---”
“MAMMA MIAAAA---”
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
[He cools down and takes a deep breath in and out.]
“Thank you, I thought I would have to live as an ice statue forever!”
“Thank you, I thought I would have to live as an ice statue forever!”
“I also have some mushrooms that are equally crazy! They can turn me into a rock, into a bee, give me a drill, and SO much more!”
January 26, 2026 at 6:24 PM
“I also have some mushrooms that are equally crazy! They can turn me into a rock, into a bee, give me a drill, and SO much more!”
[The snowman melts and Luigi frees himself. He breathes a sigh of relief...until he notices he is on fire.]
“MAMMA MIAAAA---”
“MAMMA MIAAAA---”
January 26, 2026 at 6:22 PM
[The snowman melts and Luigi frees himself. He breathes a sigh of relief...until he notices he is on fire.]
“MAMMA MIAAAA---”
“MAMMA MIAAAA---”
“Oh, this is just the beginning! I also have flowers that shoot ice, create clouds, shoot bubbles, and several more... But I like the ice flower the most!”
January 26, 2026 at 6:18 PM
“Oh, this is just the beginning! I also have flowers that shoot ice, create clouds, shoot bubbles, and several more... But I like the ice flower the most!”
“Well, as long as it's-a just for fun, I guess I can't say anything against it...”
“It’s for the fun of it.”
“Oh no, I understand that part! The other part-a is what confuses me...”
January 26, 2026 at 6:15 PM
“Well, as long as it's-a just for fun, I guess I can't say anything against it...”