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“Our movie will probably destroy these stupid live-action remakes at the box office, but you didn't hear that from-a me..”
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“Our movie will probably destroy these stupid live-action remakes at the box office, but you didn't hear that from-a me..”
“I won't disappoint any of you when I'm-a on the big screen!”
"Sweet!"
“GUYS, I'M-A NOT IN A CAGE FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE ANYMORE!! I DID IT!!”
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
“I won't disappoint any of you when I'm-a on the big screen!”
“I'd say you guys are very successful these days! You've made several movies by now too, haven't you?”
“...You do know you've made-a movies, right?”
“...You do know you've made-a movies, right?”
“Oh, well that’s great! Didn’t expect Nintendo to make it big.”
“(Hope Sega did aswell—)”
“(Hope Sega did aswell—)”
“Yes, a movie! We're getting a SECOND movie about-a me and my brother!”
[He is deliberately ignoring a certain live-action film.]
[He is deliberately ignoring a certain live-action film.]
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“I'd say you guys are very successful these days! You've made several movies by now too, haven't you?”
“...You do know you've made-a movies, right?”
“...You do know you've made-a movies, right?”
“ONLY 10 MINUTES?! BUT I'M-A THE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN THE FRANCHISE!!”
PROBABLY JUST AN ADDITIONAL 10 MINUTES, BUT WHO KNOWS.
“THANK YOU, I CAN FINALLY GET-A SOME SCREENTIME!!”
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“ONLY 10 MINUTES?! BUT I'M-A THE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN THE FRANCHISE!!”
“Yes, a movie! We're getting a SECOND movie about-a me and my brother!”
[He is deliberately ignoring a certain live-action film.]
[He is deliberately ignoring a certain live-action film.]
“Good on you, Greeny!
…wait, movie? Sorry, did i miss generations worth of media to hear that?”
Yes you DID.
…wait, movie? Sorry, did i miss generations worth of media to hear that?”
Yes you DID.
“GUYS, I'M-A NOT IN A CAGE FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE ANYMORE!! I DID IT!!”
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“Yes, a movie! We're getting a SECOND movie about-a me and my brother!”
[He is deliberately ignoring a certain live-action film.]
[He is deliberately ignoring a certain live-action film.]
“THANK YOU, I CAN FINALLY GET-A SOME SCREENTIME!!”
CONGRATS
“GUYS, I'M-A NOT IN A CAGE FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE ANYMORE!! I DID IT!!”
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
“THANK YOU, I CAN FINALLY GET-A SOME SCREENTIME!!”
“GUYS, I'M-A NOT IN A CAGE FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE ANYMORE!! I DID IT!!”
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
“GUYS, I'M-A NOT IN A CAGE FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE ANYMORE!! I DID IT!!”
“(Please don't lock-a me up for the whole movie again, please don't lock-a me up for the whole movie again..)”
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
“(Please don't lock-a me up for the whole movie again, please don't lock-a me up for the whole movie again..)”
“Who among us actually came-a up with this 'Game Key Card' idea...?”
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“Who among us actually came-a up with this 'Game Key Card' idea...?”
“Since when can Pikachus grow that-a big?!”
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“Since when can Pikachus grow that-a big?!”
“Well, new week, new chaos. Let's-a see what will happen this week!”
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
“Well, new week, new chaos. Let's-a see what will happen this week!”
“Driving a star looks kinda fun-a...”
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
“Driving a star looks kinda fun-a...”
“I can hardly believe it's-a already been a year since I was in Concordia with my bro...”
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
“I can hardly believe it's-a already been a year since I was in Concordia with my bro...”
“Okey Dokey... So what should-a I do today?”
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
“Okey Dokey... So what should-a I do today?”
“Why am I always afraid-a of red eyes...?”
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
“Why am I always afraid-a of red eyes...?”
“Okay Dokey!! Time to buy gifts! The only question is...what would be the perfect-a place for that?”
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
“Okay Dokey!! Time to buy gifts! The only question is...what would be the perfect-a place for that?”
“I've seen robots that are supposed to be bears and are wearing hats! Is-a that normal?”
“Hmmm what do you mean?”
“Is-a it normal for bears to wear hats?”
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
“I've seen robots that are supposed to be bears and are wearing hats! Is-a that normal?”
“Is-a it normal for bears to wear hats?”
November 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“Is-a it normal for bears to wear hats?”
“I'm sometimes amazed at how many people I've met-a at the Smash tournaments...”
November 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
“I'm sometimes amazed at how many people I've met-a at the Smash tournaments...”
“What's up, competition?! You can kiss your future victories goodbye!! Because I, The Eternal Understudy, am going to claim ALL that Rizz for MYSELF-A!!”
[End me.]
[End me.]
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
“What's up, competition?! You can kiss your future victories goodbye!! Because I, The Eternal Understudy, am going to claim ALL that Rizz for MYSELF-A!!”
[End me.]
[End me.]
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“Are you telling me I'll get this 'Rizz' if I win against Mario in all these tournaments? WELL, now I have a new motivation to come-a in first everywhere!”
“The only rizz I saw from you was when you betrayed him. And, maybe when you’d kick his butt on the race track.”
“I definitely have charisma!!”
“(I think-a...)”
“I inherited so much charisma from my brother that I'm practically THE embodiment of charisma!!”
“(I think-a...)”
“(I think-a...)”
“I inherited so much charisma from my brother that I'm practically THE embodiment of charisma!!”
“(I think-a...)”
November 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“Are you telling me I'll get this 'Rizz' if I win against Mario in all these tournaments? WELL, now I have a new motivation to come-a in first everywhere!”
“...”
“*cough cough*”
“What kind-a of noises did you just say to me?”
“*cough cough*”
“What kind-a of noises did you just say to me?”
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“...”
“*cough cough*”
“What kind-a of noises did you just say to me?”
“*cough cough*”
“What kind-a of noises did you just say to me?”
“I don't know... The sooner I finish this, the more time I'll have-a for Christmas!”
The month just started though. You don’t need to rack your mind like that.
“And that's-a ONLY a little over a month away...”
November 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“I don't know... The sooner I finish this, the more time I'll have-a for Christmas!”
“(How can I make-a people like me more...?)”
November 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“(How can I make-a people like me more...?)”