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“How are you all been-a doing by the way? I've been really busy lately with all the movie preparations...”
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
“How are you all been-a doing by the way? I've been really busy lately with all the movie preparations...”
“Hey, as one of Nintendo's most important characters...shouldn't I be getting free Platinum Points?”
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
“Hey, as one of Nintendo's most important characters...shouldn't I be getting free Platinum Points?”
“I'm-a looking forward to another adventure with Mario, but... SINCE WHEN DO PYRAMIDS LOOK LIKE THAT?!”
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
“I'm-a looking forward to another adventure with Mario, but... SINCE WHEN DO PYRAMIDS LOOK LIKE THAT?!”
“I wish it were just one of those movies, but-a there are several...”
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
“I wish it were just one of those movies, but-a there are several...”
“Our movie will probably destroy these stupid live-action remakes at the box office, but you didn't hear that from-a me..”
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“Our movie will probably destroy these stupid live-action remakes at the box office, but you didn't hear that from-a me..”
“GUYS, I'M-A NOT IN A CAGE FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE ANYMORE!! I DID IT!!”
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
“GUYS, I'M-A NOT IN A CAGE FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE ANYMORE!! I DID IT!!”
“Who among us actually came-a up with this 'Game Key Card' idea...?”
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“Who among us actually came-a up with this 'Game Key Card' idea...?”
“Well, new week, new chaos. Let's-a see what will happen this week!”
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
“Well, new week, new chaos. Let's-a see what will happen this week!”
“I can hardly believe it's-a already been a year since I was in Concordia with my bro...”
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
“I can hardly believe it's-a already been a year since I was in Concordia with my bro...”
“Why am I always afraid-a of red eyes...?”
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
“Why am I always afraid-a of red eyes...?”
“Is-a it normal for bears to wear hats?”
November 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“Is-a it normal for bears to wear hats?”
“...”
“*cough cough*”
“What kind-a of noises did you just say to me?”
“*cough cough*”
“What kind-a of noises did you just say to me?”
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“...”
“*cough cough*”
“What kind-a of noises did you just say to me?”
“*cough cough*”
“What kind-a of noises did you just say to me?”
“H-hello? Is-a it finally over?”
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 AM
“H-hello? Is-a it finally over?”
“Magic is-a overrated anyway...”
October 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“Magic is-a overrated anyway...”
“...What CAN'T ghosts just phase-a through?”
October 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
“...What CAN'T ghosts just phase-a through?”
“...And now I'll be a knight with double armor. Just to be safe-a.”
October 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“...And now I'll be a knight with double armor. Just to be safe-a.”
“I think I now know what my Halloween costume will be!! I'm-a going to dress up as a knight!!
...BECAUSE NO GHOST CAN GET ME IN ARMOR!! I WILL SURVIVE!!”
...BECAUSE NO GHOST CAN GET ME IN ARMOR!! I WILL SURVIVE!!”
October 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“I think I now know what my Halloween costume will be!! I'm-a going to dress up as a knight!!
...BECAUSE NO GHOST CAN GET ME IN ARMOR!! I WILL SURVIVE!!”
...BECAUSE NO GHOST CAN GET ME IN ARMOR!! I WILL SURVIVE!!”
“You can play my game-a on the latest hardware next week!! Yahoo!!”
October 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
“You can play my game-a on the latest hardware next week!! Yahoo!!”
“(...I probably shouldn't tell everyone that I can open portals to dreams while I sleep-a. I don't want to get into trouble for it.)”
October 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
“(...I probably shouldn't tell everyone that I can open portals to dreams while I sleep-a. I don't want to get into trouble for it.)”
“I think I'm-a having a Halloween costume crisis...I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE THEM OR NOT!!”
October 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
“I think I'm-a having a Halloween costume crisis...I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE THEM OR NOT!!”
“...If I destroy all the pumpkins in the supermarket, maybe I can stop-a Halloween!!”
October 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
“...If I destroy all the pumpkins in the supermarket, maybe I can stop-a Halloween!!”
“...How do you actually fight-a 'a day'?”
October 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“...How do you actually fight-a 'a day'?”
“I apologize in advance-a to anyone who dresses up as a ghost this year. I won't intentionally hurt-a you, I promise.”
October 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
“I apologize in advance-a to anyone who dresses up as a ghost this year. I won't intentionally hurt-a you, I promise.”
“Hey, I'm-a officially back! I've decided that instead of being afraid-a of Halloween, I'm going to fight it!! I. WILL. NOT. BE. AFRAID!!”
October 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
“Hey, I'm-a officially back! I've decided that instead of being afraid-a of Halloween, I'm going to fight it!! I. WILL. NOT. BE. AFRAID!!”