I Am My Own Wifeguy
@nemesissy.bsky.social
omniqueer comprehensive gender nightmare; tranarchist; discourse sommelier; not your sick comrade. they/zie if we're friendly, he if we're really not, others unlocked if we're more than simply friendly
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For MasterCard president of the Americas, including the U.S.
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July 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
For MasterCard president of the Americas, including the U.S.
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Congratulations, and have fun calling the executive who matters most in this Steam / itchio censorship situation
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media.tenor.com
July 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Congratulations, and have fun calling the executive who matters most in this Steam / itchio censorship situation
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Congratulations, and have fun calling the executive who matters most in this Steam / itchio censorship situation
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Aid groups report that Israel is refusing to allow any olives or other “fruits or vegetables with pits or seeds that could be planted” into Gaza. They will only allow in pitted olives.
Israel’s new measures do nothing to stop the starvation crisis in Gaza, say aid workers
Humanitarian workers say airdrops and corridors to allow trucks into region have done little to stop the rising death toll
www.theguardian.com
July 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Aid groups report that Israel is refusing to allow any olives or other “fruits or vegetables with pits or seeds that could be planted” into Gaza. They will only allow in pitted olives.
I will also take transgender but mostly because this is Peak Androgyne: combining Woman Activities (unsuccessful self-injurious behavior, hair flip, ditsiness) with Man Activities (home repair that you are absolutely not qualified for, excessive confidence while drugged)
July 31, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I will also take transgender but mostly because this is Peak Androgyne: combining Woman Activities (unsuccessful self-injurious behavior, hair flip, ditsiness) with Man Activities (home repair that you are absolutely not qualified for, excessive confidence while drugged)
'transsexuality is the dangerous edgy identity that refuses neoliberal capture'
I am trying at all costs to keep the super out because I am paying 2015 rent and the fixtures are Landlord Special c. 2012, I am still ripped from prescription drugs I bought from Vanuatu, what is that if not the above
I am trying at all costs to keep the super out because I am paying 2015 rent and the fixtures are Landlord Special c. 2012, I am still ripped from prescription drugs I bought from Vanuatu, what is that if not the above
July 31, 2025 at 8:38 AM
'transsexuality is the dangerous edgy identity that refuses neoliberal capture'
I am trying at all costs to keep the super out because I am paying 2015 rent and the fixtures are Landlord Special c. 2012, I am still ripped from prescription drugs I bought from Vanuatu, what is that if not the above
I am trying at all costs to keep the super out because I am paying 2015 rent and the fixtures are Landlord Special c. 2012, I am still ripped from prescription drugs I bought from Vanuatu, what is that if not the above
'my dad/brother also does that'
perhaps but I doubt they wake up, give their hair a zuzh because flopsweat is a kind of sea salt spray for dirtbags, and tuck it over their shoulder before stumbling in
if they do maybe suggest some things to them, with no guarantees they will save them
perhaps but I doubt they wake up, give their hair a zuzh because flopsweat is a kind of sea salt spray for dirtbags, and tuck it over their shoulder before stumbling in
if they do maybe suggest some things to them, with no guarantees they will save them
July 31, 2025 at 8:33 AM
'my dad/brother also does that'
perhaps but I doubt they wake up, give their hair a zuzh because flopsweat is a kind of sea salt spray for dirtbags, and tuck it over their shoulder before stumbling in
if they do maybe suggest some things to them, with no guarantees they will save them
perhaps but I doubt they wake up, give their hair a zuzh because flopsweat is a kind of sea salt spray for dirtbags, and tuck it over their shoulder before stumbling in
if they do maybe suggest some things to them, with no guarantees they will save them
I came up with the shitpost of an identity 'transsexual of transsexual experience' while riffing the other day and it's. I think part of the transsexual experience can and should be waking up drugged off your ass and attempting light home repair you're emphatically too high to do
July 31, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I came up with the shitpost of an identity 'transsexual of transsexual experience' while riffing the other day and it's. I think part of the transsexual experience can and should be waking up drugged off your ass and attempting light home repair you're emphatically too high to do
I feel really disconnected from most biomedicalised discourses around transsexuality- while I usually cite the I Got Teenage Reparative Therapy Before WPATH Changed The Rules And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt experience for TS cred, I think numinous shit like this is as relevant as The Clinic
July 31, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I feel really disconnected from most biomedicalised discourses around transsexuality- while I usually cite the I Got Teenage Reparative Therapy Before WPATH Changed The Rules And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt experience for TS cred, I think numinous shit like this is as relevant as The Clinic
bobbing & weaving into the bathroom at 2AM, ripped to the tits from another half-assed attempt, to try and mark the splines on your shower tap stem so you can count them & place a Home Depot order for either a Gerber knob at 16 or a Pfister Price at 12, feels like a distinctly Transsexual Experience
July 31, 2025 at 8:10 AM
bobbing & weaving into the bathroom at 2AM, ripped to the tits from another half-assed attempt, to try and mark the splines on your shower tap stem so you can count them & place a Home Depot order for either a Gerber knob at 16 or a Pfister Price at 12, feels like a distinctly Transsexual Experience
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Not to besmirch all the real research being done at places like Brown, but it’s really ironic how the hippie Ivy League university where all classes are pass-fail doesn’t have the courage to not turn into Nazi University.
I encourage people to read the full Brown University agreement via the link below.
It’s not long, and it’s one of the most fascist documents I’ve ever read.
www.brown.edu/sites/defaul...
It’s not long, and it’s one of the most fascist documents I’ve ever read.
www.brown.edu/sites/defaul...
www.brown.edu
July 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Not to besmirch all the real research being done at places like Brown, but it’s really ironic how the hippie Ivy League university where all classes are pass-fail doesn’t have the courage to not turn into Nazi University.
also. if you would like to not follow my abuser, as a gift and sign of support to me: handle is derived from a shared East Slavic word for 'magpie', image is themed on Broadway and The Brothers Grimm. if you're not sure ask privately
July 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
also. if you would like to not follow my abuser, as a gift and sign of support to me: handle is derived from a shared East Slavic word for 'magpie', image is themed on Broadway and The Brothers Grimm. if you're not sure ask privately
but then it probably says something about me that I have now been in not one but two situations of total decompensation leading to spiraling the fuck out and being scapegoatable, as in messy enough to shift blame to- which yes I definitely have been overwhelming and messy- because of this fem's shit
July 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
but then it probably says something about me that I have now been in not one but two situations of total decompensation leading to spiraling the fuck out and being scapegoatable, as in messy enough to shift blame to- which yes I definitely have been overwhelming and messy- because of this fem's shit
I don't really believe in the absolute category of the abuser, I do believe people can shift how they act, but I do think when someone does something that fucked multiple times over the course of two decades it's a sign they are not as open to Growing And Changing as they pretend
July 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I don't really believe in the absolute category of the abuser, I do believe people can shift how they act, but I do think when someone does something that fucked multiple times over the course of two decades it's a sign they are not as open to Growing And Changing as they pretend
I also want to say: triggering some absolute life-ruining shit in someone and reducing them to absolute Can't Do Anything depression and then totally ignoring it and blithely continuing with your biz not once but TWICE is just. that is not just abusive behavior, that is *abuser* behavior
July 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I also want to say: triggering some absolute life-ruining shit in someone and reducing them to absolute Can't Do Anything depression and then totally ignoring it and blithely continuing with your biz not once but TWICE is just. that is not just abusive behavior, that is *abuser* behavior
I miss you all. but also I just, don't have the capacity to comport myself in ways that are acceptable here given unbearable, constant, desperate Ideation and that kind of tethers me to Fascist Thunderdome for now, which is probably not helping but also means I can be exactly as nuts as I need to be
July 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I miss you all. but also I just, don't have the capacity to comport myself in ways that are acceptable here given unbearable, constant, desperate Ideation and that kind of tethers me to Fascist Thunderdome for now, which is probably not helping but also means I can be exactly as nuts as I need to be
that's my life update by way of, also, putting it out there that if I start becoming active here I will be doing so with how I manoeuvre constrained by Probably A Lot Of Mutuals With My Abuser, Don't Feel Good About That, etc
July 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
that's my life update by way of, also, putting it out there that if I start becoming active here I will be doing so with how I manoeuvre constrained by Probably A Lot Of Mutuals With My Abuser, Don't Feel Good About That, etc
I'm not here to spoil the space or out her so much as say that The Conditions That Were Bad When Everyone Left Got Worse and that the dyke responsible is very active here and that as much as I loathe the other place I feel some things about being where someone who is hurting me is vs where she isn't
July 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I'm not here to spoil the space or out her so much as say that The Conditions That Were Bad When Everyone Left Got Worse and that the dyke responsible is very active here and that as much as I loathe the other place I feel some things about being where someone who is hurting me is vs where she isn't
anyway, I'm not immediately planning on being more active here, because the conditions that mean I am not in fit shape to be on here are very much ongoing and substantially worse for that interaction. however. I wanted to leave an update that things are going to shit and I am being massively harmed
July 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
anyway, I'm not immediately planning on being more active here, because the conditions that mean I am not in fit shape to be on here are very much ongoing and substantially worse for that interaction. however. I wanted to leave an update that things are going to shit and I am being massively harmed
which conveniently is a space where everyone we know in common has not been seeing me decompensate because of her treatment of me for the last year and a half. that's not necessarily conscious but certainly impacts how I feel about it.
July 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
which conveniently is a space where everyone we know in common has not been seeing me decompensate because of her treatment of me for the last year and a half. that's not necessarily conscious but certainly impacts how I feel about it.
anyway. I talked to my abusive partner yesterday and she mentioned that she was drawing resilience on something that I mentioned from people who I know are active over here, and then realised: oh right. of course she would have migrated here.
July 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
anyway. I talked to my abusive partner yesterday and she mentioned that she was drawing resilience on something that I mentioned from people who I know are active over here, and then realised: oh right. of course she would have migrated here.
which has meant I haven't been well enough to use this space, because most of what's up with me is that I am not doing okay.
if you're over there still you've been watching it and seeing that the last seven months and especially the last two have been hell. this is me saying it to the rest of you.
if you're over there still you've been watching it and seeing that the last seven months and especially the last two have been hell. this is me saying it to the rest of you.
July 23, 2025 at 10:09 AM
which has meant I haven't been well enough to use this space, because most of what's up with me is that I am not doing okay.
if you're over there still you've been watching it and seeing that the last seven months and especially the last two have been hell. this is me saying it to the rest of you.
if you're over there still you've been watching it and seeing that the last seven months and especially the last two have been hell. this is me saying it to the rest of you.
which has all meant that I have gone from constantly battling the kind of ideation this community frowns upon voicing in a pretty high-grade form from that breakup and bad life circumstances to pretty constantly in full decompensation
July 23, 2025 at 10:09 AM
which has all meant that I have gone from constantly battling the kind of ideation this community frowns upon voicing in a pretty high-grade form from that breakup and bad life circumstances to pretty constantly in full decompensation
haven't transitioned over here in large part because after my anchor relationship ended got heavy into my other relationship with the person who had abused me in the past, and then, unsurprisingly,
July 23, 2025 at 10:09 AM
haven't transitioned over here in large part because after my anchor relationship ended got heavy into my other relationship with the person who had abused me in the past, and then, unsurprisingly,
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ICE saying they don't currently have the resources to enforce/comply with the Laken Riley Act—which in its current form mandates the detention of undocumented immigrants for a single shoplifting arrest, and as of last night, for the broadly-applied charge of "assault on a law enforcement officer."
A new memo from ICE circulating on the Hill emphasizes the Laken Riley Act is “impossible to execute with existing resources.”
New numbers put the need for beds at over 100k & costs over $26 billion in first year.
They say prior estimates were outdated & didn’t count for all crimes in the bill
New numbers put the need for beds at over 100k & costs over $26 billion in first year.
They say prior estimates were outdated & didn’t count for all crimes in the bill
January 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
ICE saying they don't currently have the resources to enforce/comply with the Laken Riley Act—which in its current form mandates the detention of undocumented immigrants for a single shoplifting arrest, and as of last night, for the broadly-applied charge of "assault on a law enforcement officer."