Neil Cochrane
@neilcochrane1.bsky.social
Nobody knows what I do,
Until I don't do it.
Until I don't do it.
Is having a listening age half your real age a good or bad thing?
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Is having a listening age half your real age a good or bad thing?
Perspective
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Look, I think Starmer's as much of a prat as the next guy but we can all take solace in the fact that we can call him that without risking the FBI at our door, and that he's not a senile, deranged, convicted sex offender right? Things could definitely be worse.
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Perspective
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I started the stopwatch on my phone shortly after I bought it. It’s still running - not found a reason to stop it.
September 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I started the stopwatch on my phone shortly after I bought it. It’s still running - not found a reason to stop it.
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My favourite Bob the Builder episodes
May 25, 2025 at 8:24 AM
My favourite Bob the Builder episodes
When I was 10 years old in the 1970's we had Teams meetings. They were shit then as well.
May 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
When I was 10 years old in the 1970's we had Teams meetings. They were shit then as well.
So our home secretary thinks the shortage of care home workers is down to a lack of training. What kind of training is needed to convince someone that £13.41 / hour for a 12 hour night shift in an understaffed care home is a good career move?
uk.indeed.com/q-bramhall-c...
uk.indeed.com/q-bramhall-c...
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May 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
So our home secretary thinks the shortage of care home workers is down to a lack of training. What kind of training is needed to convince someone that £13.41 / hour for a 12 hour night shift in an understaffed care home is a good career move?
uk.indeed.com/q-bramhall-c...
uk.indeed.com/q-bramhall-c...
Quarry Bank Weir
April 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Quarry Bank Weir
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Let me introduce you to Sunak's House of Lords nominee - Gove.
April 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Let me introduce you to Sunak's House of Lords nominee - Gove.
LinkedIn Work Anniversary notifications are the most pointless feature of any social network. Absolutely no one needs to know how long anyone had worked anywhere. What are you supposed to do with that information?
April 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
LinkedIn Work Anniversary notifications are the most pointless feature of any social network. Absolutely no one needs to know how long anyone had worked anywhere. What are you supposed to do with that information?
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And so say all of us
Fuck this MF demon baby killing genocidal land grabbing Zionist piece of filth
April 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
And so say all of us
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Kamala Harris, "There were many things that we knew would happen"
"I’m not here to say I told you so"
"I swore I wasn't going to say that"
"I’m not here to say I told you so"
"I swore I wasn't going to say that"
April 4, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Kamala Harris, "There were many things that we knew would happen"
"I’m not here to say I told you so"
"I swore I wasn't going to say that"
"I’m not here to say I told you so"
"I swore I wasn't going to say that"
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Sun rising over the Lowry at MCUK
April 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Sun rising over the Lowry at MCUK
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Touch of the "Accidental Partridge" here.
March 29, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Touch of the "Accidental Partridge" here.
Inspired by OverSimplified and the Half-Arsed History podcast, take a look at some of the most bizarre ways that people have died throughout history.
History's Weirdest Deaths
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTPq...
From Gistory
History's Weirdest Deaths
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTPq...
From Gistory
www.youtube.com
March 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Inspired by OverSimplified and the Half-Arsed History podcast, take a look at some of the most bizarre ways that people have died throughout history.
History's Weirdest Deaths
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTPq...
From Gistory
History's Weirdest Deaths
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTPq...
From Gistory
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I think this is the closest many of us have ever got to seeing the real Trump. The only consistent thread in his entire unhinged rant was the love & praise for Vladimir Putin. Zelensky has more courage & dignity in his little finger than every member of Trump's regime & fan club combined.
February 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I think this is the closest many of us have ever got to seeing the real Trump. The only consistent thread in his entire unhinged rant was the love & praise for Vladimir Putin. Zelensky has more courage & dignity in his little finger than every member of Trump's regime & fan club combined.
I’m at a Hickory’s Smokehouse
Basically a just Maccie Ds with cutlery
Basically a just Maccie Ds with cutlery
February 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’m at a Hickory’s Smokehouse
Basically a just Maccie Ds with cutlery
Basically a just Maccie Ds with cutlery
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This app needs to be renamed “What the fuck has the orange rapist said today“
February 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This app needs to be renamed “What the fuck has the orange rapist said today“
YouTubers - if you must beg for likes and subs, wait until the end of your video, I'm not going to like a video I've not yet seen, and you just come over as desperate.
February 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
YouTubers - if you must beg for likes and subs, wait until the end of your video, I'm not going to like a video I've not yet seen, and you just come over as desperate.
I'm done with NPS surveys after every interaction with a business. On a scale of 1-9, where 1 is very unlikely and 9 is very likely, will you be hanging around to complete one?
January 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I'm done with NPS surveys after every interaction with a business. On a scale of 1-9, where 1 is very unlikely and 9 is very likely, will you be hanging around to complete one?