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#MinnesotaUnited ⚽️ #UnionOmaha ⚽️ #BuffaloBills 🏈 #NebraskaHuskers 🏈
#MinnesotaUnited ⚽️ #UnionOmaha ⚽️ #BuffaloBills 🏈 #NebraskaHuskers 🏈
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LOL, we’re giving a peace prize to someone in the process of literally committing war crimes. Kinda perfect.
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
LOL, we’re giving a peace prize to someone in the process of literally committing war crimes. Kinda perfect.
Nothing like checking your emails to seeing you missed this gem that could have ruined your Christmas party or made for the most legendary White Elephant gift ever conceived. 🥲🙃
December 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Nothing like checking your emails to seeing you missed this gem that could have ruined your Christmas party or made for the most legendary White Elephant gift ever conceived. 🥲🙃
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All I want is for the final to go to penalties and both Müller and Messi to miss, then some guy who still has student loans to win MLS Cup
Müller vs Messi is a pretty funny cup final match-up for 2025 North America
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
All I want is for the final to go to penalties and both Müller and Messi to miss, then some guy who still has student loans to win MLS Cup
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Juan Orlando Hernández was selling coke the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Juan Orlando Hernández was selling coke the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
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All my homies hate Gov. Pillen
ICYMI: Omaha city officials are taking steps to unlock a state incentive to help pay for two multimillion-dollar sports complexes, touting the public value of the projects. But Gov. Jim Pillen stands opposed.
From Cindy Gonzalez:
From Cindy Gonzalez:
Omaha still pushing for state incentive to help build sports facilities, despite Pillen headwinds • Nebraska Examiner
Omaha pushes for state incentive to help build sports facilities, despite headwinds from Nebraska Gov. Jim Pillen.
buff.ly
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
All my homies hate Gov. Pillen
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“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created here on Earth?” - Steve Buscemi (Spy Kids 2 c. 2002)
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created here on Earth?” - Steve Buscemi (Spy Kids 2 c. 2002)
Time for $ome off 💰ea💲on building
a stuffed animal is looking out of a window .
ALT: a stuffed animal is looking out of a window .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Time for $ome off 💰ea💲on building
My place is staring to look a lot like the first half with the amount of steam coming off of my head 😤
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
My place is staring to look a lot like the first half with the amount of steam coming off of my head 😤
WHAT ARE WE DOING
a man in a suit and tie is holding his hair
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his hair
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
WHAT ARE WE DOING
I’m starting to think Minnesota inhaled too much of that smoke and it is now having some lasting effects.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’m starting to think Minnesota inhaled too much of that smoke and it is now having some lasting effects.
Watching Minnesota - San Diego like
a soccer field with a fox sports logo in the corner
ALT: a soccer field with a fox sports logo in the corner
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Watching Minnesota - San Diego like
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Monday Night Fútbol
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Monday Night Fútbol
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Do I understand correctly that there is now a dispute within the administration about whether this "peace plan" was written by Russians or Americans?
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Do I understand correctly that there is now a dispute within the administration about whether this "peace plan" was written by Russians or Americans?
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Trump’s regime so far:
✅ Racketeering
✅ Money laundering
✅ Murder
✅ Embezzlement
✅ Fraud
✅ Kidnapping
✅ Treason
✅ Terrorism
✅ Criminal conspiracy to coverup child rape and human trafficking
✅ Racketeering
✅ Money laundering
✅ Murder
✅ Embezzlement
✅ Fraud
✅ Kidnapping
✅ Treason
✅ Terrorism
✅ Criminal conspiracy to coverup child rape and human trafficking
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Trump’s regime so far:
✅ Racketeering
✅ Money laundering
✅ Murder
✅ Embezzlement
✅ Fraud
✅ Kidnapping
✅ Treason
✅ Terrorism
✅ Criminal conspiracy to coverup child rape and human trafficking
✅ Racketeering
✅ Money laundering
✅ Murder
✅ Embezzlement
✅ Fraud
✅ Kidnapping
✅ Treason
✅ Terrorism
✅ Criminal conspiracy to coverup child rape and human trafficking
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
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Goofy Hyucking Mickey From Behind While Donald Quacks Off In The Corner (User Generated Series, 2026)
Disney CEO Bob Iger said his company is talking with AI companies about allowing subscribers to create their own short-form videos on Disney+.
Disney eyes a future where users help shape the story
Disney CEO Bob Iger said his company is talking with AI companies about allowing subscribers to create their own short-form videos on Disney+.
n.pr
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Goofy Hyucking Mickey From Behind While Donald Quacks Off In The Corner (User Generated Series, 2026)
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So I guess the idea is that Ghislaine Maxwell got transferred to a country club prison that someone with her sentence would never go to and gets all sorts of perks but that’s completely coincidental, that just happened unrelatedly
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
So I guess the idea is that Ghislaine Maxwell got transferred to a country club prison that someone with her sentence would never go to and gets all sorts of perks but that’s completely coincidental, that just happened unrelatedly
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It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
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I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
I think I’ve come to terms that all Samsung products are just shiny turds.
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I think I’ve come to terms that all Samsung products are just shiny turds.
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