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Ned Dochtermann
@neddochtermann.bsky.social
Evolutionary ecology, quantitative genetics of behavior, evolutionary implications of trait covariance. he/him

http://neddochtermann.com
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We wrote the Strain on scientific publishing to highlight the problems of time & trust. With a fantastic group of co-authors, we present The Drain of Scientific Publishing:

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Drain: arxiv.org/abs/2511.04820
Strain: direct.mit.edu/qss/article/...
Oligopoly: direct.mit.edu/qss/article/...
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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A lot of people are quoting this post and that's good because they should, AI sucks and robs us of something special and only mediocre uncreative piss-babies rely on it to make anything at all, fuck AI, p.s. Emma Thompson is now the president, sorry, that's just how it is
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Hi folks, Any recommendations of dissecting scopes with digital cameras that are sufficient for insect (cricket) morphometrics and relatively inexpensive (<2000)?

Thanks!
October 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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I cannot believe our work is finally out there and in @journal-evo.bsky.social ! This was an enormous group effort!

We provide an updated estimate of the number of buzz pollinated angiosperm species, genera, and families, look at consequences for diversification, number of transitions, and more!
October 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
As folks get news about promotion and tenure, first, congrats!.

Second, some unsolicited advice: Chairs & Deans don’t like the joke “My goal now is to be dead wood”.

Solid lede for promotion seminars though.
October 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Did a new one
August 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Just to be super clear, if you’re phoning in your peer review to ai you should quit your job so someone else who actually likes science can have it.
October 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Same: heard that a colleague (in a different department) openly discussed using LLMs for "ideation" and I replied that it was amazing they outright admitted they were bad at their job. Pathetic.

Of course that could also probably have been inferred from the use of the word "ideation".
when I hear this and remember @tressiemcphd.bsky.social characterized AI as mid, I wonder why this first faculty member (not OP) would tell on themselves so BRUTALLY
I’m in a room where a whole ass faculty member said “Chat GPT 5 would be able to write a better NSF proposal than me” and… well…

My inside thoughts got the best of me BC I said loud as fuck “that’s unfortunate, because there’s not a machine on earth that writes better than me.”
October 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I too would like to move to the beach.
October 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
We have an updated version of this preprint, available at:
ecoevorxiv.org/repository/v...
Fingers crossed the formal, final version will be out soon.

We think this highlights a major issue in how we study behavior (& more).

Thank you @sekharma.bsky.social & @itchyshin.bsky.social!

#evolution
October 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Our newest paper is out in Methods in Ecol Evol @methodsinecoevol.bsky.social :) amazing team effort - we show that the traditional way of analyzing comparative data lacks finesse. besjournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/action/oidcS... w/ @itchyshin.bsky.social Yefeng Yang, Losia Lagisz & Ayumi Mizuno
October 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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my lab has moved to @iubiology.bsky.social! We're getting the #newlab set up here and excited to interact with @iu-cisab.bsky.social, @bdsc.bsky.social, and more! I'd love to hear from prospective lab members, especially prospective PhD students, postdocs, and technicians. more info: saltzlab.com
October 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Always great when a software's documentation contradicts things it can easily do. Arrggh.

(felt incompetent, might delete later)
October 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Was reading a paper and recalled how after giving a plenary at my home society, career high point, an NAS fellow said something to the effect of ”I had low expectations but that was actually interesting”. Thanks! 🤣

Those are the kinds of expectations I can hopefully continue to meet!
September 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
September 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Science is dominated by male native-English-speakers with elevated affluence. It's a demographic that makes up less than 3% of the total global population. If someone wants to keep politics out of science, they are comfortable enforcing the status quo that benefits them (a small privileged group).
September 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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SquidSim is the coolest package - it let's you build complex hierarchical data structures and then simulate data from the world you create. The best tool for doing proper power analyses and testing how well your models can uncover the 'truth'. I've been recommending it to everyone!
Interested in simulating the kind of data that you might commonly find in evolutionary and ecological studies?

Then we have the R package for you - squidSim!!

Check our new preprint:
ecoevorxiv.org/repository/v...
squidSim: a flexible R package for structured and reproducible simulations in Ecology and Evolutionary Biology
ecoevorxiv.org
September 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Interested in simulating the kind of data that you might commonly find in evolutionary and ecological studies?

Then we have the R package for you - squidSim!!

Check our new preprint:
ecoevorxiv.org/repository/v...
squidSim: a flexible R package for structured and reproducible simulations in Ecology and Evolutionary Biology
ecoevorxiv.org
September 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
As a final addition, my departmental colleague (@batsrkul.bsky.social) Prof. Erin Gillam and I finally got our poster presentation recorded and up. Just a couple of months late!

We looked at average explanatory power across studies in animal behavior.

youtu.be/nXZ7yIARokE

#ABS2025
#evolution
September 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
New preprint out from the lab, including @rroyaute.bsky.social:
www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1...

In this we test what we refer to as the "standard model" of behavioral variation.

This was inspired by recent work identifying intra-genotypic variation as a major contributor to "individuality".
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Genetic and environmental sources of behavioral individuality: a test of the standard model
Behavioral variation is typically assumed to arise from the combination and interaction of genetic and environmental variation. However, recent work with genetically identical individuals has found th...
www.biorxiv.org
September 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Following up on the #ABS2025 meeting, our lab's presentations are now available on youtube:
www.youtube.com/@Dochtermann...
September 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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How do overlapping identities shape access and inclusion in ecology? 🌍

Our new report highlights why intersectionality matters and how it helps build a fairer, more inclusive discipline.

Read the BES report: https://f.mtr.cool/xjqiwpgdtp

🌎🧪
f.mtr.cool
September 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Wonderful recognition for a great group of people!
One of the best part of our annual meeting is getting to announce all of our society's annual awardees! This year, we inducted 5 new Fellows to our society. These fellows were all nominated by their peers for their distinguished contributions to the field. Congrats to all of them! 🎉🦆🐝🪹🐒🦜🎉
August 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
What are folks preferred languages for agent/individually based models?
I had a grant criticized for proposing to use R. I know how to use R and could brute force on our cluster. A reviewer didn't think this was "real programming" (minor point but annoying).
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#evobio #evolution 🧪
July 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Sticking with the classics this weekend… but, also, maybe they forgot?
July 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM