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Once had the honour of being everyone’s dad. My LFC match day posts are legendary. I also do dad jokes and mow lawns. Also, beans.
Pinned
First they came for the beans and I said LIKE FUCK YOU ARE.
I loved this. As an old, the way badly shot scenes look infuriates me.

youtu.be/tvwPKBXEOKE?...
Why Movies Just Don't Feel "Real" Anymore
YouTube video by Like Stories of Old
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The view from my favourite window in my house tonight is 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 😂
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne.... Good, he was here on a work visa I believe so if he had hopes to become a permanent resident he blew it. We don't need NAZIs migrating here, we have too many home grown as is. #News #Auspol
Australia news live: South African’s visa cancelled after neo-Nazi rally outside NSW parliament
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www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Apparently I only watch bad movies now.
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I had 6 plants here and now I have 10 but I had to dig the 6 out before planting them all in again and not sure if you know but my perfect day involves me digging dirt and I got to do lots of digging today, that was nice for me.
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
👀
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Sometimes my muted words on here work so well that I miss the context around big beautiful moments of shared laughter, but am I correct in assuming the orange clown liked having a Big Bill so much he named his favourite legislation after it?
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The great Lorenzo also known as the amazing Lorenzo Landini has released his new album and I have already bought it because I am a very smart man who knows what’s good for him. You too should be a smart human being and go out and buy this.

Stop reading already and go buy it.
I’ll post some thank yous later but for now if y’all want to give it a spin (at work, on a drive, or just later) here is a little directory to different places you can stream or purchase

hypeddit.com/theamazinglo...
radical by the amazing Lorenzo Landini
radical by the amazing Lorenzo Landini
hypeddit.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Get. Fucked.
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If they came for Waleed, I’d be like, yeah sure no worries mate, send him to Rwanda it’s all good. No problems.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Had to be away from home for work the last 4 days and I’m so happy to be back to my…rice cooker.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Of note was the clause that stated Bentley refuses to allow their cars to be parked within a hundred yards of the homes Cody rents out, fearing rats might chew through the electrics under the hood.
Bentley has named Cody Gakpo as its new brand ambassador for the UK and Europe. #lfc
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Sometimes you catch just the tail end of a random conversation and it gives you the biggest laugh you’ll have all year.

“….Mickey told me she came in and blew all of them.” 😂😂😂
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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Enjoying scenes from nature, petting a dog or cat, praising a movie, a book, taking pride in a friend or relative’s accomplishments. They’re all out of frame, finding beauty and meaning in life too.
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Chuck Schumer.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Taking Ekitike off for Gakpo has done my head in.
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Woke up at 3:30am for this.
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever turned on a player I loved faster than I’ve turned on Konate and I think he deserves it.
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Not sure if you know or not but we’ve famously overcome a 3 goal deficit before.
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
FINALLY.
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
FUCKING SHOOT
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM