neb
@neboneid.bsky.social
Mo > Slot.
Once had the honour of being everyone’s dad. My LFC match day posts are legendary. I also do dad jokes and mow lawns. Also, beans.
Once had the honour of being everyone’s dad. My LFC match day posts are legendary. I also do dad jokes and mow lawns. Also, beans.
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@neboneid.bsky.social
· Oct 17
First they came for the beans and I said LIKE FUCK YOU ARE.
Look who I spotted in this episode.
February 2, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Look who I spotted in this episode.
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NEW: Liverpool winger scores winner with 1st touch – 24 hours after joining new club #lfc
Liverpool winger scores winner with 1st touch – 24 hours after joining new club
This Is Anfield
www.thisisanfield.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 AM
NEW: Liverpool winger scores winner with 1st touch – 24 hours after joining new club #lfc
Got my Covid jab just now and I’m telling everyone because I think it’s important we all know that Covid hasn’t gone anywhere and being vaccinated is still important.
February 1, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Got my Covid jab just now and I’m telling everyone because I think it’s important we all know that Covid hasn’t gone anywhere and being vaccinated is still important.
Just look at that diversity. Even got a token white guy for good measure.
Whether you’re a veteran looking for housing, a young person seeking a job, or a New Yorker having your case heard, these commissioners will make sure that our city listens, responds, and treats you with dignity.
February 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Just look at that diversity. Even got a token white guy for good measure.
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A couple was arguing in the building next to ours. Their windows were open. Dude was being a real asshole for a good ten minutes. His gf finally just snaps and yells, "Y'know what? You have a little dick, and you use it badly."
The silence. Good god. The silence. I assume he is dead now.
The silence. Good god. The silence. I assume he is dead now.
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
A couple was arguing in the building next to ours. Their windows were open. Dude was being a real asshole for a good ten minutes. His gf finally just snaps and yells, "Y'know what? You have a little dick, and you use it badly."
The silence. Good god. The silence. I assume he is dead now.
The silence. Good god. The silence. I assume he is dead now.
All I’m going to say about the Epstein files is, pedophiles don’t stop being pedophiles just because one of them hung himself.
January 31, 2026 at 11:44 AM
All I’m going to say about the Epstein files is, pedophiles don’t stop being pedophiles just because one of them hung himself.
Woody Allen is a piece of shit and I can’t believe he hasn’t been flushed down the toilet already.
I'll be interested to see how some of y'all try to spin Woody Allen palling around with Jeffrey Epstein and emailing him in coded phrases with a bunch of winky faces into something innocent! I'm sure you'll find a way!
January 31, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Woody Allen is a piece of shit and I can’t believe he hasn’t been flushed down the toilet already.
The greatest tragedy of Twitter being turned into a nazi town hall is that I was followed by Roy Evans on Twitter for years until I deleted my account.
I should’ve stayed on there for Roy, I’m sure he misses my match day musings immensely.
Some sacrifices are greater than others.
I should’ve stayed on there for Roy, I’m sure he misses my match day musings immensely.
Some sacrifices are greater than others.
🗓️ Roy Evans took over as Manager on this day in 1994, after almost thirty years at Anfield. He was the manager for nearly five years, leading us to a Coca-Cola Cup in 1995 🏆
January 31, 2026 at 10:48 AM
The greatest tragedy of Twitter being turned into a nazi town hall is that I was followed by Roy Evans on Twitter for years until I deleted my account.
I should’ve stayed on there for Roy, I’m sure he misses my match day musings immensely.
Some sacrifices are greater than others.
I should’ve stayed on there for Roy, I’m sure he misses my match day musings immensely.
Some sacrifices are greater than others.
Network TV in the 90’s was unbelievably good.
January 30, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Network TV in the 90’s was unbelievably good.
Look at that….
Love this chart from AEMO's latest QED.
Look at the growth of wind, solar and battery discharge across all hours of the day!
And the corresponding dramatic reduction in coal & gas supply.
Look at the growth of wind, solar and battery discharge across all hours of the day!
And the corresponding dramatic reduction in coal & gas supply.
January 29, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Look at that….
You a weirdo: sitting on your bum watching paint dry.
Me a picture of masculinity: standing here watching a washing machine wash, highly anticipating the moment it finally drains for the first time so I can marvel at my installation prowess.
Me a picture of masculinity: standing here watching a washing machine wash, highly anticipating the moment it finally drains for the first time so I can marvel at my installation prowess.
January 29, 2026 at 5:35 AM
You a weirdo: sitting on your bum watching paint dry.
Me a picture of masculinity: standing here watching a washing machine wash, highly anticipating the moment it finally drains for the first time so I can marvel at my installation prowess.
Me a picture of masculinity: standing here watching a washing machine wash, highly anticipating the moment it finally drains for the first time so I can marvel at my installation prowess.
HAHAHAHAHA MAC ALLISTER.
January 28, 2026 at 9:20 PM
HAHAHAHAHA MAC ALLISTER.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.
Gakpo throwing away good chances like they’re repair requests from his tenants.
January 28, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.
I’ve missed you so much Salah.
January 28, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I’ve missed you so much Salah.
“Liverpool have had 16 shots this first half but only 2 have gone in” says the commentator.
Me staring at Gakpo.
Me staring at Gakpo.
January 28, 2026 at 8:51 PM
“Liverpool have had 16 shots this first half but only 2 have gone in” says the commentator.
Me staring at Gakpo.
Me staring at Gakpo.
It’s Qarabag lad.
Gakpo throwing away good chances like they’re repair requests from his tenants.
January 28, 2026 at 8:45 PM
It’s Qarabag lad.
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Gakpo throwing away good chances like they’re repair requests from his tenants.
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Gakpo throwing away good chances like they’re repair requests from his tenants.
Left back shot klaxon @ej1892.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Left back shot klaxon @ej1892.bsky.social
Hugo.
a man with glasses and a beard says it 's too much fun
Alt: a man with glasses and a beard says it 's too much fun
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Hugo.
I would happily destroy long held alliances to never use Microsoft Teams ever again as well. Macron, my hero.
“The French government announced that it will stop using American video conferencing platforms such as Microsoft Teams and Zoom, and replace them with Visio, a French platform.”
Zoom Is the First Casualty in France's War on American Big Tech
Homebrewed video conferencing may not be a moonshot, but you gotta start somewhere.
gizmodo.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I would happily destroy long held alliances to never use Microsoft Teams ever again as well. Macron, my hero.
I know you’re all jealous.
January 27, 2026 at 11:58 AM
I know you’re all jealous.