neb
@neboneid.bsky.social
Once had the honour of being everyone’s dad. My LFC match day posts are legendary. I also do dad jokes and mow lawns. Also, beans.
The view from my favourite window in my house tonight is 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 AM
The view from my favourite window in my house tonight is 🥰
I mean so did I but that doesn’t change the fact it’s a terrible movie 😂
November 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I mean so did I but that doesn’t change the fact it’s a terrible movie 😂
Apparently I only watch bad movies now.
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Apparently I only watch bad movies now.
I had 6 plants here and now I have 10 but I had to dig the 6 out before planting them all in again and not sure if you know but my perfect day involves me digging dirt and I got to do lots of digging today, that was nice for me.
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I had 6 plants here and now I have 10 but I had to dig the 6 out before planting them all in again and not sure if you know but my perfect day involves me digging dirt and I got to do lots of digging today, that was nice for me.
If they came for Waleed, I’d be like, yeah sure no worries mate, send him to Rwanda it’s all good. No problems.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
If they came for Waleed, I’d be like, yeah sure no worries mate, send him to Rwanda it’s all good. No problems.
Had to be away from home for work the last 4 days and I’m so happy to be back to my…rice cooker.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Had to be away from home for work the last 4 days and I’m so happy to be back to my…rice cooker.
Anyway…I’m doing this tonight.
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Anyway…I’m doing this tonight.
Look. Case in point. Dena’s been home for a few hours been to see Lily and this is how she sits now, just constantly looking out for her queen. “My queen is home, I must see her!” 😂
November 4, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Look. Case in point. Dena’s been home for a few hours been to see Lily and this is how she sits now, just constantly looking out for her queen. “My queen is home, I must see her!” 😂
I swear she sits like this only when Dena’s late coming home. It’s like I’m not interested in you, where’s my queen you prick. 😂
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I swear she sits like this only when Dena’s late coming home. It’s like I’m not interested in you, where’s my queen you prick. 😂
Friends fear he’s at it again.
October 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Friends fear he’s at it again.
I feel like the angry goose meme.
“HOW DID HE ROLL HIS ANKLE HARRY?”
“HOW DID HE ROLL HIS ANKLE HARRY?”
October 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I feel like the angry goose meme.
“HOW DID HE ROLL HIS ANKLE HARRY?”
“HOW DID HE ROLL HIS ANKLE HARRY?”
Working out at Wallacia and no kidding, this play area is where little Neb got into a fight with the biggest boy around who was picking on my even littler cousin. I managed to get him into a headlock until he threw me to the ground and punched me in the eye 😂.
October 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Working out at Wallacia and no kidding, this play area is where little Neb got into a fight with the biggest boy around who was picking on my even littler cousin. I managed to get him into a headlock until he threw me to the ground and punched me in the eye 😂.
FINALLY A REASON TO BE HAPPY TO BE FROM THE FUTURE.
I got to listen to this before all you past plebs
I got to listen to this before all you past plebs
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
FINALLY A REASON TO BE HAPPY TO BE FROM THE FUTURE.
I got to listen to this before all you past plebs
I got to listen to this before all you past plebs
I don’t want to keep being that guy - but hand to god, this isn’t normal. We’re in the middle of spring. 37 degrees in the middle of spring. This ain’t a joke.
October 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I don’t want to keep being that guy - but hand to god, this isn’t normal. We’re in the middle of spring. 37 degrees in the middle of spring. This ain’t a joke.
The biggest no shit Sherlock paragraph.
October 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The biggest no shit Sherlock paragraph.
Look at this giant mofo that’s decided to just hang out on my ceiling.
October 16, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Look at this giant mofo that’s decided to just hang out on my ceiling.
Not to be that guy but this picture could say any number of things without the words on it 😂.
October 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Not to be that guy but this picture could say any number of things without the words on it 😂.
What a great half an hour of TV.
October 6, 2025 at 8:03 AM
What a great half an hour of TV.
