neb
@neboneid.bsky.social
Once had the honour of being everyone’s dad. My LFC match day posts are legendary. I also do dad jokes and mow lawns. Also, beans.
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@neboneid.bsky.social
· Oct 17
First they came for the beans and I said LIKE FUCK YOU ARE.
Apparently I only watch bad movies now.
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Apparently I only watch bad movies now.
I had 6 plants here and now I have 10 but I had to dig the 6 out before planting them all in again and not sure if you know but my perfect day involves me digging dirt and I got to do lots of digging today, that was nice for me.
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I had 6 plants here and now I have 10 but I had to dig the 6 out before planting them all in again and not sure if you know but my perfect day involves me digging dirt and I got to do lots of digging today, that was nice for me.
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Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
Sometimes my muted words on here work so well that I miss the context around big beautiful moments of shared laughter, but am I correct in assuming the orange clown liked having a Big Bill so much he named his favourite legislation after it?
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Sometimes my muted words on here work so well that I miss the context around big beautiful moments of shared laughter, but am I correct in assuming the orange clown liked having a Big Bill so much he named his favourite legislation after it?
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The great Lorenzo also known as the amazing Lorenzo Landini has released his new album and I have already bought it because I am a very smart man who knows what’s good for him. You too should be a smart human being and go out and buy this.
Stop reading already and go buy it.
Stop reading already and go buy it.
I’ll post some thank yous later but for now if y’all want to give it a spin (at work, on a drive, or just later) here is a little directory to different places you can stream or purchase
hypeddit.com/theamazinglo...
hypeddit.com/theamazinglo...
radical by the amazing Lorenzo Landini
radical by the amazing Lorenzo Landini
hypeddit.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The great Lorenzo also known as the amazing Lorenzo Landini has released his new album and I have already bought it because I am a very smart man who knows what’s good for him. You too should be a smart human being and go out and buy this.
Stop reading already and go buy it.
Stop reading already and go buy it.
Get. Fucked.
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Get. Fucked.
If they came for Waleed, I’d be like, yeah sure no worries mate, send him to Rwanda it’s all good. No problems.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
If they came for Waleed, I’d be like, yeah sure no worries mate, send him to Rwanda it’s all good. No problems.
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This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
Had to be away from home for work the last 4 days and I’m so happy to be back to my…rice cooker.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Had to be away from home for work the last 4 days and I’m so happy to be back to my…rice cooker.
Of note was the clause that stated Bentley refuses to allow their cars to be parked within a hundred yards of the homes Cody rents out, fearing rats might chew through the electrics under the hood.
Bentley has named Cody Gakpo as its new brand ambassador for the UK and Europe. #lfc
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Of note was the clause that stated Bentley refuses to allow their cars to be parked within a hundred yards of the homes Cody rents out, fearing rats might chew through the electrics under the hood.
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
Sometimes you catch just the tail end of a random conversation and it gives you the biggest laugh you’ll have all year.
“….Mickey told me she came in and blew all of them.” 😂😂😂
“….Mickey told me she came in and blew all of them.” 😂😂😂
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Sometimes you catch just the tail end of a random conversation and it gives you the biggest laugh you’ll have all year.
“….Mickey told me she came in and blew all of them.” 😂😂😂
“….Mickey told me she came in and blew all of them.” 😂😂😂
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Enjoying scenes from nature, petting a dog or cat, praising a movie, a book, taking pride in a friend or relative’s accomplishments. They’re all out of frame, finding beauty and meaning in life too.
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Enjoying scenes from nature, petting a dog or cat, praising a movie, a book, taking pride in a friend or relative’s accomplishments. They’re all out of frame, finding beauty and meaning in life too.
Taking Ekitike off for Gakpo has done my head in.
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Taking Ekitike off for Gakpo has done my head in.
Woke up at 3:30am for this.
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Woke up at 3:30am for this.
I don’t think I’ve ever turned on a player I loved faster than I’ve turned on Konate and I think he deserves it.
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever turned on a player I loved faster than I’ve turned on Konate and I think he deserves it.
Not sure if you know or not but we’ve famously overcome a 3 goal deficit before.
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Not sure if you know or not but we’ve famously overcome a 3 goal deficit before.
I find it funny that Bradley for the most part has had Doku covered and the one time he goes inside and becomes Konate’s problem, Konate fucking lets him shoot and score.
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I find it funny that Bradley for the most part has had Doku covered and the one time he goes inside and becomes Konate’s problem, Konate fucking lets him shoot and score.
Is it too much to ask for one of our players to kick the ball at their goal.
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Is it too much to ask for one of our players to kick the ball at their goal.
Gakpo is like that landlord you have that promises to fix things before you pay your rent and then disappears after getting paid never to be heard from again.
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Gakpo is like that landlord you have that promises to fix things before you pay your rent and then disappears after getting paid never to be heard from again.