Nathan Snakehips
@ndmckeown.bsky.social
Scottish DevOps engineer who can hold a conversation, knit, and salsa dance!
Apparently looks like two other men with beards.
Apparently looks like two other men with beards.
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September 2, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Me: *Looking at my feed right now*
So...football and such? Am I right?
So...football and such? Am I right?
February 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Me: *Looking at my feed right now*
So...football and such? Am I right?
So...football and such? Am I right?
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One of my silly friends reckons I should buy a thesaurus. What a silly idea! Why would I want a silly thesaurus?
February 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
One of my silly friends reckons I should buy a thesaurus. What a silly idea! Why would I want a silly thesaurus?
If Lucifer ever asks you to help him pickle cucumbers, just say no!
You should never make a dill with the devil.
You should never make a dill with the devil.
February 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If Lucifer ever asks you to help him pickle cucumbers, just say no!
You should never make a dill with the devil.
You should never make a dill with the devil.
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As I’ve said before, if you’re only interested in taking down trans people, you’re not a champion of women’s rights, you’re a bigoted piece of shit.
February 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
As I’ve said before, if you’re only interested in taking down trans people, you’re not a champion of women’s rights, you’re a bigoted piece of shit.
Personally I like to keep my friends closer than my enemies. Human shields and all that...
February 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Personally I like to keep my friends closer than my enemies. Human shields and all that...
If there's a fire at a spa, staff are instructed to leave calmly via the fire exits and leave all non-essential oils.
February 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If there's a fire at a spa, staff are instructed to leave calmly via the fire exits and leave all non-essential oils.
Who called it camping and not "loitering within tent"?
January 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Who called it camping and not "loitering within tent"?
Do you think this place is secretly vegan?
January 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Do you think this place is secretly vegan?
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*parachutes to roof*
*abseils to balcony*
*picks door lock*
*inserts USB drive*
*starts computer*
"Windows is installing update 1 of 43..."
*abseils to balcony*
*picks door lock*
*inserts USB drive*
*starts computer*
"Windows is installing update 1 of 43..."
November 18, 2023 at 2:00 PM
*parachutes to roof*
*abseils to balcony*
*picks door lock*
*inserts USB drive*
*starts computer*
"Windows is installing update 1 of 43..."
*abseils to balcony*
*picks door lock*
*inserts USB drive*
*starts computer*
"Windows is installing update 1 of 43..."
One of the highlights of my weekends is when my boy comes through to our room early and wakes me up so we can watch cartoons together before my wife gets up.
I'll be sad when he grows out of it. The long lies will be nice though...
I'll be sad when he grows out of it. The long lies will be nice though...
January 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
One of the highlights of my weekends is when my boy comes through to our room early and wakes me up so we can watch cartoons together before my wife gets up.
I'll be sad when he grows out of it. The long lies will be nice though...
I'll be sad when he grows out of it. The long lies will be nice though...
Alas, poor shed. We hardly knew ye.
January 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Alas, poor shed. We hardly knew ye.
I keep thinking that I'm not funny anymore. That I can never think of new jokes.
It's not strictly true though. I'm constantly making jokes for my son whenever he says something
Can I remember them when I come on social media?
If you'll pardon my French, can I fuck.
It's not strictly true though. I'm constantly making jokes for my son whenever he says something
Can I remember them when I come on social media?
If you'll pardon my French, can I fuck.
January 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I keep thinking that I'm not funny anymore. That I can never think of new jokes.
It's not strictly true though. I'm constantly making jokes for my son whenever he says something
Can I remember them when I come on social media?
If you'll pardon my French, can I fuck.
It's not strictly true though. I'm constantly making jokes for my son whenever he says something
Can I remember them when I come on social media?
If you'll pardon my French, can I fuck.
No, YOU'RE about to make an "any Port in a storm" joke!
January 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
No, YOU'RE about to make an "any Port in a storm" joke!
I dropped a submachine gun in a bowl of custard. It's a little oozy.
January 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I dropped a submachine gun in a bowl of custard. It's a little oozy.
The secret ingredient A.G Bar don't want you to know about!
January 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The secret ingredient A.G Bar don't want you to know about!
I have a friend with a horse fetish. I'm going to see him in a bit.
January 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I have a friend with a horse fetish. I'm going to see him in a bit.