Nathan O'Hagan
@nathanohagan.bsky.social
Author of The World Is (Not) A Cold Dead Place & other less popular works. NHS worker. Half of 'Fuck Off Everton' podcast. Grassroots football coach. Husker Du obsessive. Wool.
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Nathan O'Hagan
@nathanohagan.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Suppose it'd be remiss of me not to exploit a new social media platform to try and flog a few books. So, if anyone's interested,here's a clip from the audiobook version of my 2015 novel The World Is (Not) A Cold Dead Place, which came out last year, on Audible.
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0D5...
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0D5...
Birkenhead, 1982. Wonder if Barry is still with us, and if he's still a fanny.
February 13, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Birkenhead, 1982. Wonder if Barry is still with us, and if he's still a fanny.
At least Dyche will have more time to go on various podcasts and tell some more Cloughie stories now.
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 AM
At least Dyche will have more time to go on various podcasts and tell some more Cloughie stories now.
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
Post your favourite Lord of the Rings character.Wrong answers only
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Post your favourite Lord of the Rings character.Wrong answers only
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Everton admin is having a ball 😂
February 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Everton admin is having a ball 😂
Replying with a jaunty 'yeah, not bad' when someone asks how you are, despite being crushed by depression and incoherent rage.
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Replying with a jaunty 'yeah, not bad' when someone asks how you are, despite being crushed by depression and incoherent rage.
That's just blatantly untrue isn't it? The concept of 'British values' is pretty amorphous anyway, but as I understand them, who defends them more than the left?
He's just so crap at this.
He's just so crap at this.
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 12:52 PM
That's just blatantly untrue isn't it? The concept of 'British values' is pretty amorphous anyway, but as I understand them, who defends them more than the left?
He's just so crap at this.
He's just so crap at this.
'This is the water
And this is the well
Drink full and descend
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.'
And this is the well
Drink full and descend
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.'
Three generations of Welsh miners, 1950, photo by William Eugene Smith, American photojournalist.
February 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
'This is the water
And this is the well
Drink full and descend
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.'
And this is the well
Drink full and descend
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.'
What a vile, contemptible little cunt Bezos is, pretty much singlehandedly destroying the WP.
Bald.
newrepublic.com/article/2061...
Bald.
newrepublic.com/article/2061...
The Washington Post Is in Free Fall—and There’s One Person to Blame
Today’s layoffs at this once great newspaper were nowhere near inevitable. But Jeff Bezos was never committed to the paper’s best traditions.
newrepublic.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:51 PM
What a vile, contemptible little cunt Bezos is, pretty much singlehandedly destroying the WP.
Bald.
newrepublic.com/article/2061...
Bald.
newrepublic.com/article/2061...
One for your TBR lists here, lids.
28 April! Available for pre-order now if you're that way inclined:
srlpublishing.co.uk/product/the-...
srlpublishing.co.uk/product/the-...
The Ones We Fear – Robert Welbourn - SRL Publishing
We always want to protect the ones we love. They don't always need it.
srlpublishing.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
One for your TBR lists here, lids.
This is it. Sometimes he frustrates, sometimes he baffles and even infuriates. But there are certain things he just about guarantees like those listed below, and he will usually build and improve his sides. He will occasionally take off that handbrake and he gets a lot more right then he gets wrong.
At no point in his long managerial career has Moyes produced frustration-free football
He’ll make you competitive, put together sides of likeable hardworking pros, banish the spectre of relegation (mostly)
But the handbrake will always be slightly on
That’s the deal
He’ll make you competitive, put together sides of likeable hardworking pros, banish the spectre of relegation (mostly)
But the handbrake will always be slightly on
That’s the deal
February 1, 2026 at 11:51 AM
This is it. Sometimes he frustrates, sometimes he baffles and even infuriates. But there are certain things he just about guarantees like those listed below, and he will usually build and improve his sides. He will occasionally take off that handbrake and he gets a lot more right then he gets wrong.
Get a load of the master race here. They all look like they smell of cock cheese.
January 30, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Get a load of the master race here. They all look like they smell of cock cheese.
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.
January 27, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.
Drop some REDHEADS.
January 27, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Drop some REDHEADS.
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Big Night Out, Series 2, Episode 2
January 27, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Big Night Out, Series 2, Episode 2
'So please, please, please
Let me
Let me
Let me
Let me get what I want
This time...'
Let me
Let me
Let me
Let me get what I want
This time...'
January 26, 2026 at 1:57 PM
'So please, please, please
Let me
Let me
Let me
Let me get what I want
This time...'
Let me
Let me
Let me
Let me get what I want
This time...'
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Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
January 26, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
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stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
The only thing that could possibly rescue Starmer's tenure is for him to launch this little rat out of a cannon.
How Morgan McSweeney's '0% strategy' failed to win over Reform voters while haemorrhaging Labour's own support base to the Greens
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/morgan-mcs...
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/morgan-mcs...
Morgan McSweeney’s 0% Strategy
The plot to block Andy Burnham's return to Westminster tells you everything you need to know about how Keir Starmer's Government got itself into this mess
www.adambienkov.co.uk
January 24, 2026 at 10:24 AM
The only thing that could possibly rescue Starmer's tenure is for him to launch this little rat out of a cannon.
Incredible story of Adrian Heath being kidnapped in Morocco in 2024 in The Athletic.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...
The extraordinary story of a soccer coach, a kidnapping and a Saudi job that didn't exist
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Incredible story of Adrian Heath being kidnapped in Morocco in 2024 in The Athletic.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
Fucking incredible scenes in AFCON final. Barely knew who Diaz was before tonight but he's gone straight to the top of the football rat list.
January 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Fucking incredible scenes in AFCON final. Barely knew who Diaz was before tonight but he's gone straight to the top of the football rat list.
RIP, Magnum.
RIP John Clinkard (1954–2026)
Clinkard joined #EFC as a physio in October 1981 following a spell at Fulham, succeeding Jim McGregor. Nicknamed "Magnum" due to his likeness to Tom Selleck, he was at the club until 1988 when he joined Oxford United to be closer to his family.
Clinkard joined #EFC as a physio in October 1981 following a spell at Fulham, succeeding Jim McGregor. Nicknamed "Magnum" due to his likeness to Tom Selleck, he was at the club until 1988 when he joined Oxford United to be closer to his family.
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
RIP, Magnum.
*eyeballs emoji*
January 16, 2026 at 4:59 PM
*eyeballs emoji*