Nathan Gerdts
@nathangerdts.bsky.social
College football is dumb and it rules. Rich Evans and Gene Belcher are my heroes. Let me introduce you to the #ChiefsKingdom from when Sammie Parker was a thing. Bears rule
Tony Romo’s powers of prediction are no more
January 25, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Tony Romo’s powers of prediction are no more
Auburn Jesus is something you can take with you, but only Gus knew the secrets
OK just for fun we should do the “oh, if you watched him playing in college you totally knew he had it in him” thing for Stidham
January 25, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Auburn Jesus is something you can take with you, but only Gus knew the secrets
Well well
Broncos should let Stidham rip a bomb here. They’re gonna need to hit one or two, might as well start early.
January 25, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Well well
Long overdue, but I’m going to finally actually read the Lord of the Rings
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Long overdue, but I’m going to finally actually read the Lord of the Rings
Jim Nantz was introduced to the concept of a “Bert Kriescher” 5 seconds ago
January 25, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Jim Nantz was introduced to the concept of a “Bert Kriescher” 5 seconds ago
Jarrett Stidham’s kids looked miserable being out on the field and CBS was just going to hold on that shot the whole time
January 25, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Jarrett Stidham’s kids looked miserable being out on the field and CBS was just going to hold on that shot the whole time
The youths, no matter how young, will always roast your ass
My 3yo knows how to spell a few words, like his name and “down” and “Texas” whatever but today I asked him how did breakfast taste and he said “p-o-o-p” and I gotta admit that kinda fucking smoked me lol.
January 25, 2026 at 3:34 PM
The youths, no matter how young, will always roast your ass
Good morning, hope everyone enjoy another storied showdown between Iowa and Maryland in basketball the other day, a proud part of the Venmo B1G Rivalry Series
January 25, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Good morning, hope everyone enjoy another storied showdown between Iowa and Maryland in basketball the other day, a proud part of the Venmo B1G Rivalry Series
Guess it’s time to listen to the Paul Allen in Agony Over the Vikings Supercut again!
Minnesota Vikings play-by-play announcer Paul Allen pushed the paid-protestor conspiracy during Friday's episode of his radio show (bit.ly/4k0Ky4f)
"In conditions like this, do paid protesters get hazard pay? Those are the things that I've been thinking about this morning."
"In conditions like this, do paid protesters get hazard pay? Those are the things that I've been thinking about this morning."
January 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Guess it’s time to listen to the Paul Allen in Agony Over the Vikings Supercut again!
We’re gonna win
it is worth stepping outside the bluesky ecosystem for a moment to realize that everybody everywhere hates this shit. boomer facebook libs are posting like sephiroth. twitter is 10x more ruthless and mad than this place is right now. ICE is never recovering from these few weeks
January 24, 2026 at 6:24 PM
We’re gonna win
How is Mel Brooks still this sharp at 99
January 23, 2026 at 1:38 AM
How is Mel Brooks still this sharp at 99
The reveal that Smiling Friends is set in Philly <chef’s kiss>
January 23, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The reveal that Smiling Friends is set in Philly <chef’s kiss>
Mark Ruffalo’s Silly Moustache didn’t die for this
over here on MICKEY 17 WAS ROBBED island, I’ll be fine
January 22, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Mark Ruffalo’s Silly Moustache didn’t die for this
Touch the man’s sesame cake, I dare you
the entire timeline has spoken with one voice. and they're saying "Delroy Lindo"
January 22, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Touch the man’s sesame cake, I dare you
There’s a gotdamn cougar in the car dot gif
Wow, best supporting actor for the 19th year in a row
January 22, 2026 at 3:10 PM
There’s a gotdamn cougar in the car dot gif
The crowd pop every time it was announced is all you need to know
Ryan Coogler’s blues-steeped vampire epic “Sinners” led all films with 16 nominations for the 98th Academy Awards, setting a record for the most in Oscar history.
‘Sinners’ makes history, setting Oscars nomination record
www.seattletimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:07 PM
The crowd pop every time it was announced is all you need to know
What on earth did she say that was so damning that you cut her off???
context, for those of you who missed this episode of Buffalo Succession
January 21, 2026 at 4:03 PM
What on earth did she say that was so damning that you cut her off???
Anybody else wanna watch Chadwick Boseman talk about Denzel and just fuckin lose it crying afterwards
January 20, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Anybody else wanna watch Chadwick Boseman talk about Denzel and just fuckin lose it crying afterwards
Eat shit, Hemingway
January 20, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Eat shit, Hemingway
Really good player too! Rules to see a guy get the biggest prizes for all that work
Jamari Sharpe getting the game winning INT is very cool. One of the few holdovers from the Tom Allen era.
There’s zero chance he committed to Indiana in December 2021 thinking about a national championship. And now he clinches the title with an interception.
There’s zero chance he committed to Indiana in December 2021 thinking about a national championship. And now he clinches the title with an interception.
January 20, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Really good player too! Rules to see a guy get the biggest prizes for all that work
Indiana won a national championship in football. Pardon the obvious, but:
a man holding a microphone with the word espn written on it
ALT: a man holding a microphone with the word espn written on it
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Indiana won a national championship in football. Pardon the obvious, but:
That false start:
January 20, 2026 at 4:06 AM
That false start:
This was how I started my day today, excellent stuff
The great @itsfelder.bsky.social went on @splitzoneduo.com the other day and said that just like in The Waterboy, Charlie Becker's role is to identify which defensive player is Indiana's bitch. I think they found him!
January 20, 2026 at 4:00 AM
This was how I started my day today, excellent stuff
Toney should sit out the next 2 years. Only joking a little bit
January 20, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Toney should sit out the next 2 years. Only joking a little bit