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Nadyne Richmond
@nadyne.bsky.social
United's text chatbot is about 10x less helpful than Clippy.
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This is not conducive to completing the rest of my work today #catsofbluesky
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This is political social media perfection. I hope someone’s writing a book about how this campaign has absolutely crushed its social media strategy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Password reset day always appears at the worst possible time.
November 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
“I could smell the onions and mustard.” I bet this poor snowflake of a BP agent can’t walk down the condiments aisle at the grocery store without getting PTSD.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If you’ve also been feeling pretty beaten up about *waves hands at the universe*, check out the rescue operation for Cat’s new dog Velveteen. Strangers came together to save this dog. It’s heart warming in the best way possible. I needed the reminder that not everything sucks.
She’s at the ferry terminal! Less than an hour before we meet our new family member!

AHHHHHHH!
I am so flabbergasted & tearful & grateful & JUST REALLY EMOTIONAL over everything that’s happened around this so-special pup since this saga started on…good god, how was it only Wednesday morning?

That it has meant as much to so many of you fills me up to the brim.

www.patreon.com/posts/142111...
October 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Cabi smooshed up in his desk nest
October 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I would like to read this book.
The wizard is snuggled into his bed, reading a novel about a dragon veterinarians. The little cat is curled up above his head, on the pillow.
October 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
On a light pole in Mountain View
October 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Look at this perfect Sauvi loaf!
October 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
At the Apple Store, my tshirt is close to the official color. I’ve helped three people so far, but haven’t been able to get any help myself. Do I get a commission for the laptop and monitor I just sold?
October 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
@rougeforever.bsky.social The National Trust needs your expertise!
Customer feedback this week;

‘Please can you get some more diversity at the National Trust by encouraging more hot men to visit.’

Ideas for how we do this v welcome. Nothing too racy please - we are the National Trust not the National Tryst.
September 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My stomach is upset. As a native Michigander, the only possible cure for an upset stomach is Vernor’s ginger ale. I used to be able to reliably get it at a couple of Safeways in the Bay Area, but now I can’t find it anywhere nearby. I shall die of upset tummy.
September 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Today is one of my favorite holidays on my calendar: Hobonichi 2026 On-Sale Day.

They are still shipping to the US from Japan. The base shipping cost is $47, plus I prepaid another $30 in tariffs. Last year’s shipping, on a much larger order, was $30, and of course there were no tariffs.
September 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
@nora.zone The little cat forgot to step on the wizard in the morning, so the charm that was sharing the wizard’s goings on has wore off. Maybe it needs some freshly ground herb?
August 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Reposted by Nadyne Richmond
I can
August 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I am completely invested in updates of the wizard and the little cat.
The wizard sleeps gently. The little cat appears to be reading a spellbook in the library.
August 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I broke my husband by telling him that I’ve never had a bike tire puncture. Is that really so strange?
August 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Slightly diminish a band: The B-12s
Slightly diminish a band: Green 23 Hours
Slightly diminish a band: Some Doubt
August 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Someone brought their swaddled baby and 2 kids under 5 to the Nine Inch Nails show.
August 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Whelp.
I’m convinced the max anybody can work in mainstream big tech without developing irreversible brain worms is 10 years bc if I’d stayed any longer than that… I would be so cooked rn
August 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I am at the salon for a haircut. Someone has brought their three kids and their dog to sit in the tiny waiting area while they get their cut. May they step barefoot on Legos every day for the next year.
August 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Dear Excel:Mac - This error message is fantastically useless.
July 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
While walking home from picking up my CSA box this evening, someone crossed the street to tell me, “you’re carrying a box!”

Err, thank you for your observation? I guess?
July 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I also had a surplus of apricots in my CSA box. This post led me to making the breakfast crisp. It’s so good! Definitely a keeper. smittenkitchen.com/2008/06/brea...
June 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM