Nacho (she/her)
@nach0patronus.bsky.social
Rarely serious; seriously rare
Crafter, Knitter, Nerd, Audiophile
Livin' my life in AuDHD / The real #SlimSheddy hangs out under my shed
Crafter, Knitter, Nerd, Audiophile
Livin' my life in AuDHD / The real #SlimSheddy hangs out under my shed
It's snowing, again.
a woman in a purple shirt says enooouugh in a crowd
Alt: a woman in a purple shirt says enooouugh in a crowd
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February 16, 2026 at 2:59 AM
It's snowing, again.
Very punny.
Morning Dog n friends.🤗👊🏾🫶🏾
Thank you, Zee!🫶🏾😂
Thank you, Zee!🫶🏾😂
February 15, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Very punny.
I once "ruined" the movie Titanic (1997) for a friend's little sister by mentioning that the ship sinks.
a close up of a woman 's face with the hashtag schitts creek visible
Alt: a close up of a confused woman 's face with the hashtag schitts creek visible
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February 15, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I once "ruined" the movie Titanic (1997) for a friend's little sister by mentioning that the ship sinks.
Ok, but how are they determining "reasonable suspicion" tho?
That's rhetorical, because we ALL know they're "reasonably suspicious" of anyone whose skin color is darker than a Nilla Wafer.
That's rhetorical, because we ALL know they're "reasonably suspicious" of anyone whose skin color is darker than a Nilla Wafer.
Homan: "When they say 'stop racial profiling' -- that's just not occurring. ICE will briefly detain and question somebody based on reasonable suspicion. It has nothing to do with racial profiling."
February 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Ok, but how are they determining "reasonable suspicion" tho?
That's rhetorical, because we ALL know they're "reasonably suspicious" of anyone whose skin color is darker than a Nilla Wafer.
That's rhetorical, because we ALL know they're "reasonably suspicious" of anyone whose skin color is darker than a Nilla Wafer.
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Please watch this. Please.
For those unaware, a quick primer on perhaps the most dangerous of the oligarchs.
Peter Thiel.
Peter Thiel.
February 15, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Please watch this. Please.
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Today's muh birthday, y'all! 🥳
a cat reaches for a lit candle on top of a birthday cake
Alt: a cat reaches for a lit candle on top of a birthday cake
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February 14, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Today's muh birthday, y'all! 🥳
Good morning and Happy Valentine's Day to all my valentines!
a pink ribbon with the words happy valentine 's day
Alt: a pink ribbon with the words happy valentine 's day
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February 14, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Good morning and Happy Valentine's Day to all my valentines!
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Why aren't we calling them the Trumpstein Files?
February 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Why aren't we calling them the Trumpstein Files?
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Happy Shut The Fuck Up Friday
And of course, we have the song version of this poster from Bread and Puppet.
⚠️ Warning: It will be stuck in your head for days.
(Credit: planetslushy on tiktok)
⚠️ Warning: It will be stuck in your head for days.
(Credit: planetslushy on tiktok)
February 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Happy Shut The Fuck Up Friday
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Another Weird Week - Valentine’s Edition
February 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Another Weird Week - Valentine’s Edition
My favorite Poe story!
It is NOT Bandcamp Friday, but it IS Friday The 13th, so here is something I really enjoyed doing:
If you buy it that's very nice, but if you listen for free I'll also be delighted.
conormahood.bandcamp.com/track/the-ca...
If you buy it that's very nice, but if you listen for free I'll also be delighted.
conormahood.bandcamp.com/track/the-ca...
The Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allan Poe, by Conor Mahood
track by Conor Mahood
conormahood.bandcamp.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
My favorite Poe story!
I feel like a "gentleman" would call us ladies, not females.
(PS, in my head, "females" is pronounced like "tamales.")
(PS, in my head, "females" is pronounced like "tamales.")
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I feel like a "gentleman" would call us ladies, not females.
(PS, in my head, "females" is pronounced like "tamales.")
(PS, in my head, "females" is pronounced like "tamales.")
Name an actor who has NOT been in a Marvel movie.
I'll go first:
Keanu Reeves.
I'll go first:
Keanu Reeves.
February 12, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Name an actor who has NOT been in a Marvel movie.
I'll go first:
Keanu Reeves.
I'll go first:
Keanu Reeves.
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Roses are red
Violets are purple and flat
Take care with flowers on Valentine's Day;
'Cause they will kill your cat
Violets are purple and flat
Take care with flowers on Valentine's Day;
'Cause they will kill your cat
February 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Roses are red
Violets are purple and flat
Take care with flowers on Valentine's Day;
'Cause they will kill your cat
Violets are purple and flat
Take care with flowers on Valentine's Day;
'Cause they will kill your cat
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The entire world: Death to pedophiles
MAGA: Stop threatening Trump
MAGA: Stop threatening Trump
February 12, 2026 at 4:04 PM
The entire world: Death to pedophiles
MAGA: Stop threatening Trump
MAGA: Stop threatening Trump
Speaking of Suzy Eddie Izzard, I am reminded of my first awareness of her:
I was up late one night watching TV, and flipped to HBO, where I saw a person in drag, doing comedy in French.
And just like that, I was an instant fan.
youtu.be/x1sQkEfAdfY?...
I was up late one night watching TV, and flipped to HBO, where I saw a person in drag, doing comedy in French.
And just like that, I was an instant fan.
youtu.be/x1sQkEfAdfY?...
Eddie Izzard - Learning French
YouTube video by RumblePak_5
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Speaking of Suzy Eddie Izzard, I am reminded of my first awareness of her:
I was up late one night watching TV, and flipped to HBO, where I saw a person in drag, doing comedy in French.
And just like that, I was an instant fan.
youtu.be/x1sQkEfAdfY?...
I was up late one night watching TV, and flipped to HBO, where I saw a person in drag, doing comedy in French.
And just like that, I was an instant fan.
youtu.be/x1sQkEfAdfY?...
If Yogurt rode on Suzy Eddie Izzard's version of Noah's Ark, he'd 💯 be along the side.
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Eddie Izzard - Noah's Ark (animated)
YouTube video by 43alley
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
If Yogurt rode on Suzy Eddie Izzard's version of Noah's Ark, he'd 💯 be along the side.
youtu.be/3LtiyefHCe4?...
youtu.be/3LtiyefHCe4?...
This is a different and important perspective on the Bad Bunny halftime show. Worth a watch.
youtube.com/shorts/K4ytd...
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“Halftime should have been in ENGLISH.” #Superbowl #Halftime #Badbunny #Signlanguage
YouTube video by Chrissy
youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 PM
This is a different and important perspective on the Bad Bunny halftime show. Worth a watch.
youtube.com/shorts/K4ytd...
youtube.com/shorts/K4ytd...
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February 10, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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I don't have the words to express just how much I do NOT care what a racist, xenophobic, rapist pedophile thinks about the Super Bowl halftime show.
Didn't he have his own halftime show anyway?
Didn't he have his own halftime show anyway?
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I don't have the words to express just how much I do NOT care what a racist, xenophobic, rapist pedophile thinks about the Super Bowl halftime show.
Didn't he have his own halftime show anyway?
Didn't he have his own halftime show anyway?