Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her)
@nach0patronus.bsky.social
Rarely serious; seriously rare
Crafter, Knitter, Nerd, Audiophile
Livin' my life in 80HD / The real #SlimSheddy hangs out under my shed
Crafter, Knitter, Nerd, Audiophile
Livin' my life in 80HD / The real #SlimSheddy hangs out under my shed
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Michael Jackson
Rolling Stones
Aerosmith
GnR
Dropkick Murphys
Michael Jackson
Rolling Stones
Aerosmith
GnR
Dropkick Murphys
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to*:
The Cure
Pantera
B-52s
Bowie
Something Happens
*(Bonus: chronological order 1992-1995)
The Cure
Pantera
B-52s
Bowie
Something Happens
*(Bonus: chronological order 1992-1995)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Tool
Iron Maiden
AC/DC
Smashing Pumpkins
Deftones
Tool
Iron Maiden
AC/DC
Smashing Pumpkins
Deftones
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Michael Jackson
Rolling Stones
Aerosmith
GnR
Dropkick Murphys
Michael Jackson
Rolling Stones
Aerosmith
GnR
Dropkick Murphys
If I had to think about this, so do you.
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If I had to think about this, so do you.
Happy Thanksgiving to you all from Yogurt and me. We wish you a safe, healthy and sane day. 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to you all from Yogurt and me. We wish you a safe, healthy and sane day. 🥰
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“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving:
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving:
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November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Some people aren't old enough to know what this is.
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Some people aren't old enough to know what this is.
My former neighbor just informed me she has three hundred and thirty eight Funko Pops. I have... three, all of which were gifts from her.
She says she's going to stop at 500.
She says she's going to stop at 500.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My former neighbor just informed me she has three hundred and thirty eight Funko Pops. I have... three, all of which were gifts from her.
She says she's going to stop at 500.
She says she's going to stop at 500.
Heard a train in the distance last night, so my brain woke me up with this song today.
Paul Simon - Train In The Distance
youtu.be/HgDHR2ht6aU?...
Paul Simon - Train In The Distance
youtu.be/HgDHR2ht6aU?...
Train In the Distance
YouTube video by Paul Simon - Topic
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Heard a train in the distance last night, so my brain woke me up with this song today.
Paul Simon - Train In The Distance
youtu.be/HgDHR2ht6aU?...
Paul Simon - Train In The Distance
youtu.be/HgDHR2ht6aU?...
I'm declaring myself better (Ok, I did this yesterday too and I was wrong, but I think it's for real today.) Meds down the hatch.
a cartoon character is holding a mug that says keep it weird on it .
Alt: a cartoon character is holding a mug that says keep it weird on it .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I'm declaring myself better (Ok, I did this yesterday too and I was wrong, but I think it's for real today.) Meds down the hatch.
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his gomez was good, but his jacabo was perfection.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
his gomez was good, but his jacabo was perfection.
Share a reliable character actor
Luis Guzmán
Luis Guzmán
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Share a reliable character actor
Luis Guzmán
Luis Guzmán
This goes for dogs too, FYI
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This goes for dogs too, FYI
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My primary care professional is a nurse practitioner. I think family medicine will soon have more APRNs than doctors. This administration is so unbelievably shortsighted and ignorant.
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
My primary care professional is a nurse practitioner. I think family medicine will soon have more APRNs than doctors. This administration is so unbelievably shortsighted and ignorant.
There's already a shortage of doctors, so this is gonna make it worse.
Under new Trump administration rules, students won't be able to borrow as much for medical or nursing school or some other health professions. n.pr/49F5HOn
New limits on school loans could narrow physician and nurse pipeline, educators warn
Under new Trump administration rules, students won't be able to borrow as much for medical or nursing school or some other health professions.
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
There's already a shortage of doctors, so this is gonna make it worse.
Can we help make these folks' holiday better for them?
I think we can!
I think we can!
♥️ hello friends,
my 11yo's best friend has just moved into an apt after being in a domestic abuse shelter with her mom and little brother
their mom made a wishlist just for the kids so they can have christmas
please help me clear this list!
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
my 11yo's best friend has just moved into an apt after being in a domestic abuse shelter with her mom and little brother
their mom made a wishlist just for the kids so they can have christmas
please help me clear this list!
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Can we help make these folks' holiday better for them?
I think we can!
I think we can!
Strap down your noggins, and grab some dried leaves from the yard... @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social discusses Thanksgiving.
youtube.com/shorts/YSQG9...
youtube.com/shorts/YSQG9...
Gen X Holiday #thanksgiving #genx #holidays #standupcomedy #funny #jokes #shorts #cleancomedy
YouTube video by Jason Salmon
youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Strap down your noggins, and grab some dried leaves from the yard... @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social discusses Thanksgiving.
youtube.com/shorts/YSQG9...
youtube.com/shorts/YSQG9...
I was supposed to host Thanksgiving dinner at my place, but I got sick yesterday (5 weeks from the last time, if you're keeping track,) so now I'm just hoping to be well enough to attend the meal at someone else's house.
I also feel awful for creating so much extra work for the new host.
I also feel awful for creating so much extra work for the new host.
a woman with glasses is raising her hands in the air while a crowd applauds her .
Alt: Meryl Streep cups her hands around her mouth while shouting "Boooooo" in disapproval. The audience behind her is clapping.
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I was supposed to host Thanksgiving dinner at my place, but I got sick yesterday (5 weeks from the last time, if you're keeping track,) so now I'm just hoping to be well enough to attend the meal at someone else's house.
I also feel awful for creating so much extra work for the new host.
I also feel awful for creating so much extra work for the new host.
Fred: "Your whaaaat?"
Cindy: "Tin Suit... rusted!"
Cindy: "Tin Suit... rusted!"
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Fred: "Your whaaaat?"
Cindy: "Tin Suit... rusted!"
Cindy: "Tin Suit... rusted!"
Where's the rest of the dog, yo?
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Where's the rest of the dog, yo?
You entered a dance contest!
Pick your partner
Pick your partner
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
You entered a dance contest!
Pick your partner
Pick your partner
Killing In The Name
Without saying Bulls on Parade, fav Rage Against the Machine song?
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Killing In The Name
It's Wednesday, Brain. Why are we playing Sunday songs?
Sunday Girl - Blondie
youtu.be/7VWalYqwKIA?...
Sunday Girl - Blondie
youtu.be/7VWalYqwKIA?...
Sunday Girl (Remastered 2002)
YouTube video by Blondie - Topic
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It's Wednesday, Brain. Why are we playing Sunday songs?
Sunday Girl - Blondie
youtu.be/7VWalYqwKIA?...
Sunday Girl - Blondie
youtu.be/7VWalYqwKIA?...
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It’s weird that a some of these folks saying gender can only be binary, are also really adamant that pedophilia is a spectrum
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It’s weird that a some of these folks saying gender can only be binary, are also really adamant that pedophilia is a spectrum
No, we don't. There's no room for people who behave like Margie Three Names.
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
No, we don't. There's no room for people who behave like Margie Three Names.