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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her)
@nach0patronus.bsky.social
Rarely serious; seriously rare

Crafter, Knitter, Nerd, Audiophile

Livin' my life in 80HD / The real #SlimSheddy hangs out under my shed
I have a baking question that isn't urgent, but I also have ADHD, and my brain is telling me I need to know right now, so:
How do these measurements work on a rolling pin, pretty please?
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November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Post something random or have an awful December.
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to you all from Yogurt and me. We wish you a safe, healthy and sane day. 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
They're little plastic figurines, usually about 4" tall. They don't do anything.
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Where's the rest of the dog, yo?
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I blame the scented markers (which rarely smelled like what they said they smelled like.)
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Nope. Not sticking my bare hands in a toilet.
November 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This maker of men's sheets doesn't think very highly of men: You're sweaty, you stink, and you don't wash your sheets often. The good news: you like star gazing and bringing yourself breakfast in bed.
#GenderedProducts
November 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You ever see a vehicle with a tramp stamp before? Now you have.
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It's a trick to get you to buy more chip clips.
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It's been just over 2 weeks since #SlimSheddy was last seen in the yard. I assume she and Flav are snuggled up in their burrow, hibernating. We'll see them again in March.
October 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Looking up *bagels* on DoorDash last night, and DoorDash is all, "Here are several bagel places, and can we interest you in a butt plug as well? Maybe a side of lube too?"
October 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
You could have 260 packets of Ramen noodles, tax included, OR you could have this candle, which you probably can't eat.
October 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I solved the first layer/level of this puzzle box yesterday.
October 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It would've been way funnier if they'd named the *back door* "Anus," instead of the front door.
#MissedOpportunities
October 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
October 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Taken this evening. No filters.
October 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I come over to your house; it smells like there's garlic bread in your oven. I start getting hungry and then you look at me and say, "Nah, that's just my candle."
We're not talking anymore.
October 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Yogurt: 1
Lettuce: 0
September 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Another funny-looking groundhog. 🐇
September 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Well, hey there, Slim!
#SlimSheddy
September 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is a funny looking groundhog. 🤭
September 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Slim's daughter needs a name. 🤔
September 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Making a playlist just isn't the same.
September 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
What in the wide wide world of serial killers?
September 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM