Jason Salmon
@jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social
Comedian - Standup Special, Biscuits & Gravity streaming on YouTube. Tour dates - https://punchup.live/jasonsalmon/tickets
Another Weird Week - Valentine’s Edition
February 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Another Weird Week - Valentine’s Edition
Whether you enjoyed it or not…
If you’re response to a halftime show about unity, harmony, and love…
is, “Not in my country!”
…that’s weird
If you’re response to a halftime show about unity, harmony, and love…
is, “Not in my country!”
…that’s weird
February 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Whether you enjoyed it or not…
If you’re response to a halftime show about unity, harmony, and love…
is, “Not in my country!”
…that’s weird
If you’re response to a halftime show about unity, harmony, and love…
is, “Not in my country!”
…that’s weird
It is still Black History Month
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
It is still Black History Month
Another Weird Week
Chain Redaction Edition
Chain Redaction Edition
February 6, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Another Weird Week
Chain Redaction Edition
Chain Redaction Edition
Feels like now is the perfect time to start taxing billionaires more
Where they gonna go?
With the release of the Epstein files, the US is now one of the few countries that will still accept them
Where they gonna go?
With the release of the Epstein files, the US is now one of the few countries that will still accept them
February 5, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Feels like now is the perfect time to start taxing billionaires more
Where they gonna go?
With the release of the Epstein files, the US is now one of the few countries that will still accept them
Where they gonna go?
With the release of the Epstein files, the US is now one of the few countries that will still accept them
Kinda weird that the president’s cabinet members are less likely to be,
“…well qualified”
than they are to be
“…also in the files”
“…well qualified”
than they are to be
“…also in the files”
February 5, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Kinda weird that the president’s cabinet members are less likely to be,
“…well qualified”
than they are to be
“…also in the files”
“…well qualified”
than they are to be
“…also in the files”
Another Weird Week
De-Icing Minnesota Edition
De-Icing Minnesota Edition
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Another Weird Week
De-Icing Minnesota Edition
De-Icing Minnesota Edition
We are all Minnesota
January 26, 2026 at 6:24 PM
We are all Minnesota
Another Weird Week
MLK • GREENLAND • KIDNAP
Edition
MLK • GREENLAND • KIDNAP
Edition
January 23, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Another Weird Week
MLK • GREENLAND • KIDNAP
Edition
MLK • GREENLAND • KIDNAP
Edition
A little political Standup Comedy
…things have gotten out of hand.
…things have gotten out of hand.
January 21, 2026 at 4:20 PM
A little political Standup Comedy
…things have gotten out of hand.
…things have gotten out of hand.
Another Weird Week
ICE ICE Babies Edition
ICE ICE Babies Edition
January 16, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Another Weird Week
ICE ICE Babies Edition
ICE ICE Babies Edition
Getting a secondhand peace prize is the closest this president will ever get to understanding bargain shopping
January 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Getting a secondhand peace prize is the closest this president will ever get to understanding bargain shopping
Another Weird Week
Screw Ups, Cover Ups..and oil
Screw Ups, Cover Ups..and oil
January 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Another Weird Week
Screw Ups, Cover Ups..and oil
Screw Ups, Cover Ups..and oil
Everyone needs to comprehend this
These two images are the party affiliations of elected officials who were guests on Fox News vs. PBS. In some cases I included lawmakers who were interviewed by a Fox News correspondent too. No kidding this is what they look like. PBS was almost perfectly 50/50.
January 8, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Everyone needs to comprehend this
This Jan 6 was one of the weirder ones …not counting the first one of course.
January 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
This Jan 6 was one of the weirder ones …not counting the first one of course.
Recapping a Year of the Weirdest Presidency
YouTube video by Jason Salmon
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Another Weird Week
New Years Resolution Edition
New Years Resolution Edition
January 2, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Another Weird Week
New Years Resolution Edition
New Years Resolution Edition
The word of the year was 6-7 which I assume is the number of bankruptcies a person should have before you decide they should not get to be president
January 1, 2026 at 9:15 PM
The word of the year was 6-7 which I assume is the number of bankruptcies a person should have before you decide they should not get to be president
I feel like they’re unleashing the measles so that at least something has worse polling than the president
January 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I feel like they’re unleashing the measles so that at least something has worse polling than the president
A man who pardoned billions in fraud
…is race baiting his followers to ignore the white woman already convicted for heading a scheme that defrauded millions
…just to get people to ignore the sins of himself & the rest of the Epstein class
…is race baiting his followers to ignore the white woman already convicted for heading a scheme that defrauded millions
…just to get people to ignore the sins of himself & the rest of the Epstein class
January 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
A man who pardoned billions in fraud
…is race baiting his followers to ignore the white woman already convicted for heading a scheme that defrauded millions
…just to get people to ignore the sins of himself & the rest of the Epstein class
…is race baiting his followers to ignore the white woman already convicted for heading a scheme that defrauded millions
…just to get people to ignore the sins of himself & the rest of the Epstein class
Another Weird Week
Christmas File Dump Edition
Christmas File Dump Edition
December 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Another Weird Week
Christmas File Dump Edition
Christmas File Dump Edition
Forget the tariff info, the world wants a chart of how deep the Epstein revelation before each country suffers a US military strike?
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Forget the tariff info, the world wants a chart of how deep the Epstein revelation before each country suffers a US military strike?
To be fair, he was a Democrat then and he does have a lot of explaining to do
December 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
To be fair, he was a Democrat then and he does have a lot of explaining to do
Looks like opting for the cash payout in Powerball is the fairest taxation of a billionaire in our current tax system
December 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Looks like opting for the cash payout in Powerball is the fairest taxation of a billionaire in our current tax system