Jason Salmon
@jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social
Comedian - Standup Special, Biscuits & Gravity streaming on YouTube. Tour dates - https://punchup.live/jasonsalmon/tickets
Another Weird Week
Christmas File Dump Edition
Christmas File Dump Edition
December 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Another Weird Week
Christmas File Dump Edition
Christmas File Dump Edition
Forget the tariff info, the world wants a chart of how deep the Epstein revelation before each country suffers a US military strike?
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Forget the tariff info, the world wants a chart of how deep the Epstein revelation before each country suffers a US military strike?
To be fair, he was a Democrat then and he does have a lot of explaining to do
December 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
To be fair, he was a Democrat then and he does have a lot of explaining to do
Looks like opting for the cash payout in Powerball is the fairest taxation of a billionaire in our current tax system
December 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Looks like opting for the cash payout in Powerball is the fairest taxation of a billionaire in our current tax system
Another Weird Week
When Vanity Met Susie Edition
When Vanity Met Susie Edition
December 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Another Weird Week
When Vanity Met Susie Edition
When Vanity Met Susie Edition
To recap
The president spent 4 years trying to convince us that Biden wasn’t the president
And all of 2025, trying to convince us that Biden still is
The president spent 4 years trying to convince us that Biden wasn’t the president
And all of 2025, trying to convince us that Biden still is
December 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
To recap
The president spent 4 years trying to convince us that Biden wasn’t the president
And all of 2025, trying to convince us that Biden still is
The president spent 4 years trying to convince us that Biden wasn’t the president
And all of 2025, trying to convince us that Biden still is
I’ve always felt like fear of trans people was a lot because guys were afraid of hitting on a dude.
Based on RFK Jr.’s ties to Epstein, this does track
Based on RFK Jr.’s ties to Epstein, this does track
Update: The Trump administration Thursday proposed two rules targeting hospitals that treat transgender children and youth using Medicare and Medicaid as the lever. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz announce moves to ban gender-affirming care for young people
The Trump administration Thursday proposed two rules targeting hospitals that treat transgender children and youth using Medicare and Medicaid as the lever. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
n.pr
December 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I’ve always felt like fear of trans people was a lot because guys were afraid of hitting on a dude.
Based on RFK Jr.’s ties to Epstein, this does track
Based on RFK Jr.’s ties to Epstein, this does track
To be fair, this is a kind of fitting tribute to offer this kind of evidence that Rob Reiner was right all along.
December 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
To be fair, this is a kind of fitting tribute to offer this kind of evidence that Rob Reiner was right all along.
Is there a betting line yet on which golf course the president will be playing when these soldiers bodies are returned to the US?
Three Americans were killed over the weekend in central Syria — the first American casualties on Syrian soil since the fall of the dictator Bashar al-Assad last year. Here is what to know.
What We Know About the American Troops in Syria
The killing of three Americans during what was said to be a counterterrorism operation in central Syria served as a reminder that U.S. troops are still operating in the country.
trib.al
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Is there a betting line yet on which golf course the president will be playing when these soldiers bodies are returned to the US?
Not gonna lie.
If the NCAA awards the Heisman Trophy to the president, I will only be mildly surprised
If the NCAA awards the Heisman Trophy to the president, I will only be mildly surprised
December 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Not gonna lie.
If the NCAA awards the Heisman Trophy to the president, I will only be mildly surprised
If the NCAA awards the Heisman Trophy to the president, I will only be mildly surprised
Another Weird Week
Another Oil War Edition
Another Oil War Edition
December 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Another Weird Week
Another Oil War Edition
Another Oil War Edition
I travel a lot.
Which means my pull-up game is about to get formidable
Which means my pull-up game is about to get formidable
December 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I travel a lot.
Which means my pull-up game is about to get formidable
Which means my pull-up game is about to get formidable
To be fair
A pretend peace prize is a more accurate representation of the peace he’s actually been able to accomplish
A pretend peace prize is a more accurate representation of the peace he’s actually been able to accomplish
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
To be fair
A pretend peace prize is a more accurate representation of the peace he’s actually been able to accomplish
A pretend peace prize is a more accurate representation of the peace he’s actually been able to accomplish
Lots of kids out there today dreaming of being a great actor
But let’s not forget those rich kids, also out there, now allowed to dream of one day having enough power to receive the first inaugural Doritos Oscar
But let’s not forget those rich kids, also out there, now allowed to dream of one day having enough power to receive the first inaugural Doritos Oscar
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Lots of kids out there today dreaming of being a great actor
But let’s not forget those rich kids, also out there, now allowed to dream of one day having enough power to receive the first inaugural Doritos Oscar
But let’s not forget those rich kids, also out there, now allowed to dream of one day having enough power to receive the first inaugural Doritos Oscar
Another Weird Week
Planes, Trains & Authoritarians Edition
Planes, Trains & Authoritarians Edition
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Another Weird Week
Planes, Trains & Authoritarians Edition
Planes, Trains & Authoritarians Edition
I get people who didn’t like Joe Biden
I also understand people who thought Hunter Biden was shady and corrupt.
What I don’t understand is how the alternative was to elect a man who basically combined the worst parts of those two people.
…but was also somehow more embarrassing
I also understand people who thought Hunter Biden was shady and corrupt.
What I don’t understand is how the alternative was to elect a man who basically combined the worst parts of those two people.
…but was also somehow more embarrassing
December 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I get people who didn’t like Joe Biden
I also understand people who thought Hunter Biden was shady and corrupt.
What I don’t understand is how the alternative was to elect a man who basically combined the worst parts of those two people.
…but was also somehow more embarrassing
I also understand people who thought Hunter Biden was shady and corrupt.
What I don’t understand is how the alternative was to elect a man who basically combined the worst parts of those two people.
…but was also somehow more embarrassing
I think Democratic lawmakers will eventually figure out that the easiest way to enact Medicare-for-all is to frame it as the best way to get rid of Obamacare. 
December 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I think Democratic lawmakers will eventually figure out that the easiest way to enact Medicare-for-all is to frame it as the best way to get rid of Obamacare. 
Am I the only one kicking myself for not marketing an Epst-vent calendar that reveals a sordid detail behind a series of powerful men’s faces until Dec. 19?
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Am I the only one kicking myself for not marketing an Epst-vent calendar that reveals a sordid detail behind a series of powerful men’s faces until Dec. 19?
Currently, the only commodity whose price is not going up, is the snake oil being sold by the White House
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Currently, the only commodity whose price is not going up, is the snake oil being sold by the White House
Another Weird Week
Thanksgiving Edition
Thanksgiving Edition
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Another Weird Week
Thanksgiving Edition
Thanksgiving Edition
It is weird that the dude who’s responsible for so many people having to sleep in the airport, is now chastising them for wearing pajamas
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It is weird that the dude who’s responsible for so many people having to sleep in the airport, is now chastising them for wearing pajamas
I bet the hardest part of the president pardoning a turkey this year was finding one that was guilty of crypto fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I bet the hardest part of the president pardoning a turkey this year was finding one that was guilty of crypto fraud.
Another Weird Week
Unanimous Consent Edition
Unanimous Consent Edition
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Another Weird Week
Unanimous Consent Edition
Unanimous Consent Edition
It’s weird that a some of these folks saying gender can only be binary, are also really adamant that pedophilia is a spectrum
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It’s weird that a some of these folks saying gender can only be binary, are also really adamant that pedophilia is a spectrum
Just to clarify
Are they now just doing raids based on pun-based immigration policy?
Are they now just doing raids based on pun-based immigration policy?
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Just to clarify
Are they now just doing raids based on pun-based immigration policy?
Are they now just doing raids based on pun-based immigration policy?