Jason Salmon
jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social
Jason Salmon
@jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social
Comedian - Standup Special, Biscuits & Gravity streaming on YouTube - https://punchup.live/jasonsalmon/tickets
It’s weird that a some of these folks saying gender can only be binary, are also really adamant that pedophilia is a spectrum
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Just to clarify
Are they now just doing raids based on pun-based immigration policy?
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
At this point in American history, I feel like the only polite way to order a drink at a Mexican restaurant is “without ice”
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Another Weird Week
Veterans Edition
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Ultimately I think most Americans just want the healthcare and housing security currently available to Ghislaine Maxwell.
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Another Weird Week
Election Edition
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Once history is written, Dick Cheney‘s death during his second term, might be the closest this president will get to actually ending a war.
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Another Weird Week
Halloween Edition
October 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Another Weird Week
Perfect Metaphor Edition
October 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This presidency reminds me of some of our greatest presidents.

Specifically its resemblance to the ideologies those presidents were at war with
October 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Based on how he used it to get elected, shouldn’t he be paying the DOJ a commission of the billions he’s made from being in office?
October 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Say what you will about this administration, but their steady stream of metaphors is second to none
October 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Military Issues
As we’ve been told them
October 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
No Kings
A History
October 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The president should know his penchant for gold, poor hygiene practices and that he might have killed one of his wives, is not enough to make him a king
No Kings
October 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Fun episode of figuring out this week’s chaos.
There were no kings in this episode
Every Friday in the 3rd hour of SiriusXM radio show it's time for What Just Happened?! as we look back at the insanity of the week. Joining me this week are threat great: comedians Maureen Langan, Carole Montgomery & Jason Salmon youtu.be/ALNTkmM_aa8?...
What Just Happened?! featuring comedians Maureen Langan, Carole Montgomery & Jason Salmon
YouTube video by The Dean Obeidallah Show
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October 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Another Weird Week
No Kings Edition
October 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
We’re not saying you’re racist.
They are.
They know undocumented people don’t get Fed healthcare
But they think you’ll be ok doubling your own healthcare costs if they can convince you immigrants will get any help.
October 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Portland War Veteran
October 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I’d bet the president blowing up all those Venezuelan boats, probably reminded the Nobel Peace Prize folks of that Venezuelan resistance woman who ended up winning it.
October 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Another Weird Week
Weird War Edition
October 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Another Weird Week
Shutdown Edition
October 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Another Weird Week
Weird Speeches Week
September 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Whatever you are beliefs as to the motivation of any political violence,
I do think it’s time we start going after bullet engraving businesses
September 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
For the record, the guys who decided which was the best medical research on autism…
also decided that the president was the best person to deliver the message
…and that he could definitely pronounce Acetaminophen
September 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM