@saloormchisandwich.bsky.social I’m posting him here just for u

i'm not reading any of the discourse and you can't make me

Steven Universe pilot designs my beloved

Thus we may see,” quoth he, “how the world wags.

Listen listen listen I didn't *mean* to blow up y'all's timelines with a centerfold of BK's crotch but while you're here...

Working more on fullbody poses with Barbossa from POTC. He's so greasy and sassy and I just want to hold his hand a little ok just a little

Every so often I like to touch up my nasty warlock, BK. Planning on this being an art-doll I can use to plot outfits with (as well as general fullbody practice)

I was in S.A.N.E. instead of D.A.R.E. and the officer brought a small robot to our fourth grade class and gave it a cigarette to smoke then showed us its plastic bag lungs, as though that could compete with how cool the robot looked smoking a cigarette.

You got a mind palace i got a mind bunker im just built different

You say you never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but now you realize
He’s not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And he says do you want to make a deal?

so this is the bitch that caused miette to trip balls for 36 hours last summer … and she’s serving so much cunt I’m surprised she didn’t die

Crying this is the first post I see after I sign up for this site