Mychal Lowman
@mylo.bsky.social
Former Site Manager at @SLCDunk, part of @SBNationNBA. Biz Dev - Affiliates, ClickBank. Posts are my own.
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Mychal Lowman
@mylo.bsky.social
· Feb 17
NBA: We need to make the game about basketball.
Broadcast: Best we can do is 10 minutes of basketball then 50 minutes of drunk Kevin Hart doing improv like an insecure high school bully and a small break of Mr Beast doing hunger games with a smile that isn’t allowed within 1 mile of a school.
Broadcast: Best we can do is 10 minutes of basketball then 50 minutes of drunk Kevin Hart doing improv like an insecure high school bully and a small break of Mr Beast doing hunger games with a smile that isn’t allowed within 1 mile of a school.
This isn’t the Monroe Doctrine, this is the Karen Doctrine. Showing up to a place, acting like you own it, making a scene, being upset at anyone who isn’t white, and leaving it in shambles just because you can. It’s not colonization it’s Karenization.
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 2:16 AM
This isn’t the Monroe Doctrine, this is the Karen Doctrine. Showing up to a place, acting like you own it, making a scene, being upset at anyone who isn’t white, and leaving it in shambles just because you can. It’s not colonization it’s Karenization.
Really thought I’d see Keyonte listed even if it was just in the honorable mentions.
January 5, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Really thought I’d see Keyonte listed even if it was just in the honorable mentions.
So “narcoterrorism”, you invade the country.
If a guy like Putin literally invades a democratic country and wages war for five straight years, you do nothing.
What a pile of shit. Every last one of these pathetic idiots deserves to go to jail.
If a guy like Putin literally invades a democratic country and wages war for five straight years, you do nothing.
What a pile of shit. Every last one of these pathetic idiots deserves to go to jail.
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 4:09 PM
So “narcoterrorism”, you invade the country.
If a guy like Putin literally invades a democratic country and wages war for five straight years, you do nothing.
What a pile of shit. Every last one of these pathetic idiots deserves to go to jail.
If a guy like Putin literally invades a democratic country and wages war for five straight years, you do nothing.
What a pile of shit. Every last one of these pathetic idiots deserves to go to jail.
Trump and the MAGA GOP just launched Operation “Trust me, bro” in Venezuela. I don’t think there’s been a conflict started by the USA in the modern era with less pretense than this one.
January 3, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Trump and the MAGA GOP just launched Operation “Trust me, bro” in Venezuela. I don’t think there’s been a conflict started by the USA in the modern era with less pretense than this one.
Hegseth inviting crypto traders to join the signal chat now?
This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
January 3, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Hegseth inviting crypto traders to join the signal chat now?
The USA starting a war with Venezuela with no pretense. I hate this. No one wants this. Whatever is about to hit the press about Trump must be next level bad because this is insane.
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 AM
The USA starting a war with Venezuela with no pretense. I hate this. No one wants this. Whatever is about to hit the press about Trump must be next level bad because this is insane.
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The world must boycott the World Cup and the Olympics.
It is both the only moral choice and will actually get the attention of these dead-eyed clout demons.
It is both the only moral choice and will actually get the attention of these dead-eyed clout demons.
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 AM
The world must boycott the World Cup and the Olympics.
It is both the only moral choice and will actually get the attention of these dead-eyed clout demons.
It is both the only moral choice and will actually get the attention of these dead-eyed clout demons.
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In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 AM
In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
Even jazz music is tanking
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Even jazz music is tanking
I wanted the Jazz to draft Matas so bad. You could see he had the juice during the all-star game when the g-league ignite was there. He belonged.
Matas Buzelis detonates on Jalen Suggs.
The replays are glorious.
The replays are glorious.
January 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I wanted the Jazz to draft Matas so bad. You could see he had the juice during the all-star game when the g-league ignite was there. He belonged.
[Cries in “The Utah Jazz’s biggest free agent is getting Alec Burks back from injury”]
January 2, 2026 at 5:40 AM
[Cries in “The Utah Jazz’s biggest free agent is getting Alec Burks back from injury”]
Cody with two threes in one game????
January 2, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Cody with two threes in one game????
[Me, watching a Jazz game, minding my own business]
SEG+ at the commercial break: *AGGRESSIVE 189 DECIBEL MEDITATION MUSIC*
SEG+ at the commercial break: *AGGRESSIVE 189 DECIBEL MEDITATION MUSIC*
January 2, 2026 at 5:34 AM
[Me, watching a Jazz game, minding my own business]
SEG+ at the commercial break: *AGGRESSIVE 189 DECIBEL MEDITATION MUSIC*
SEG+ at the commercial break: *AGGRESSIVE 189 DECIBEL MEDITATION MUSIC*
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I got off Twitter pretty soon after Musk started making big changes but it was tough for me and for a time I understood people continuing to post over there. But it’s continued to get worse, the algos have become blatantly skewed and for a while decent people staying has been incomprehensible to me.
so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I got off Twitter pretty soon after Musk started making big changes but it was tough for me and for a time I understood people continuing to post over there. But it’s continued to get worse, the algos have become blatantly skewed and for a while decent people staying has been incomprehensible to me.
Excuse me what
January 2, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Excuse me what
Championship game should be the pop tarts bowl. It demands it.
We should randomly make one bowl game trophy cake every year and tell no one until they go to grab it
January 2, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Championship game should be the pop tarts bowl. It demands it.
Ryan Smith gonna build a championship team after all.
Jazz winning this game is bad for both of these teams, but great for the Thunder....so....
January 2, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Ryan Smith gonna build a championship team after all.
When your team has only hit three 3’s
January 2, 2026 at 5:06 AM
When your team has only hit three 3’s
As long as there’s Will Hardy, how does Utah tank?
a man in a dark room with the words he can 't keep getting away with this
Alt: a man in a dark room with the words he can 't keep getting away with this
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:04 AM
As long as there’s Will Hardy, how does Utah tank?
Cody Williams so far has not shown he can shoot threes which is crazy.
In G-League last year he shot above 50% while taking 7 threes a game.
Cut to this season, he shot 18% in G-League Tip-Off games.
In NBA games this season he has taken 31 threes, he has only made two of them. TWO.
In G-League last year he shot above 50% while taking 7 threes a game.
Cut to this season, he shot 18% in G-League Tip-Off games.
In NBA games this season he has taken 31 threes, he has only made two of them. TWO.
January 2, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Cody Williams so far has not shown he can shoot threes which is crazy.
In G-League last year he shot above 50% while taking 7 threes a game.
Cut to this season, he shot 18% in G-League Tip-Off games.
In NBA games this season he has taken 31 threes, he has only made two of them. TWO.
In G-League last year he shot above 50% while taking 7 threes a game.
Cut to this season, he shot 18% in G-League Tip-Off games.
In NBA games this season he has taken 31 threes, he has only made two of them. TWO.
We haven’t seen Indiana best Alabama at its own game this decisively since they elected an all klansmen state government in the 1920s.
We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
We haven’t seen Indiana best Alabama at its own game this decisively since they elected an all klansmen state government in the 1920s.
It is wild that Utah drafted two wing players in Hendricks and Williams in consecutive drafts who both have the defining quality of making no impact on the court.
Hendricks has more fouls than minutes played in this game and Cody Williams continues to look out of his depth.
Hendricks has more fouls than minutes played in this game and Cody Williams continues to look out of his depth.
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
It is wild that Utah drafted two wing players in Hendricks and Williams in consecutive drafts who both have the defining quality of making no impact on the court.
Hendricks has more fouls than minutes played in this game and Cody Williams continues to look out of his depth.
Hendricks has more fouls than minutes played in this game and Cody Williams continues to look out of his depth.
“What are you going to do about tanking problem?”
NBA: We are putting these teams on notice.
Utah Jazz:
NBA: We are putting these teams on notice.
Utah Jazz:
January 2, 2026 at 4:08 AM
“What are you going to do about tanking problem?”
NBA: We are putting these teams on notice.
Utah Jazz:
NBA: We are putting these teams on notice.
Utah Jazz:
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Lauri Markkanen and Keyonte George are both out 🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖
The Utah Jazz have a lengthy availability report for January at LA Clippers:
Lauri Markkanen (knee) and Keyonte George (illness) are questionable. hella suspect lol
Ace Bailey (hip), Jusuf Nurkic (foot), Kevin Love (rest) are all out
Bogdanovic/Zubac remains out for Clippers
Lauri Markkanen (knee) and Keyonte George (illness) are questionable. hella suspect lol
Ace Bailey (hip), Jusuf Nurkic (foot), Kevin Love (rest) are all out
Bogdanovic/Zubac remains out for Clippers
January 2, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Lauri Markkanen and Keyonte George are both out 🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖
You can tell the Jazz feel Keyonte has taken the next step because they now gotta hold him out for tanking purposes. 🤣
January 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
You can tell the Jazz feel Keyonte has taken the next step because they now gotta hold him out for tanking purposes. 🤣