Lucy
@mycoffinhaswifi.bsky.social
Cheerfully peering into the abyss
Godawful poetry available here: https://open.substack.com/pub/nocheeseplease
Godawful poetry available here: https://open.substack.com/pub/nocheeseplease
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Lucy
@mycoffinhaswifi.bsky.social
· Jun 5
The wee baby Thomas is participating in the MS read-a-thon. Please donate if you can: www.msreadathon.org.au/fundraisers/...
I think the term 'underaged girls' should be banned. The correct word is children. For an underage girl is a child. Let's burn that into our brains forever more.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I think the term 'underaged girls' should be banned. The correct word is children. For an underage girl is a child. Let's burn that into our brains forever more.
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Army needs art classes tho
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Army needs art classes tho
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my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
March 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
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One of the core tenets of techno-feudalism to me is that those with means are capable of living free of the tools they use to capture the labour of, and monopolise the time of those who have to use such tools to survive.
Didn't see this at the time, but it definitely speaks to the social engineering bit of re-feudalisation.
The monied classes will have functional, literate offspring with access to the High Arts, while the serfs will be socially & intellectually zombified via relentless, force-fed audiovisual slop.
The monied classes will have functional, literate offspring with access to the High Arts, while the serfs will be socially & intellectually zombified via relentless, force-fed audiovisual slop.
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
One of the core tenets of techno-feudalism to me is that those with means are capable of living free of the tools they use to capture the labour of, and monopolise the time of those who have to use such tools to survive.
I've very seriously applied for an assignment extension. I cannot be expected to focus on education philosophy for early childhood before Tuesday.
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I've very seriously applied for an assignment extension. I cannot be expected to focus on education philosophy for early childhood before Tuesday.
Unfortunately for my partner he recently revealed that he enjoys when I babble incessantly about my special topic. So this is on repeat until 10/11. open.spotify.com/track/536L9C...
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
open.spotify.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Unfortunately for my partner he recently revealed that he enjoys when I babble incessantly about my special topic. So this is on repeat until 10/11. open.spotify.com/track/536L9C...
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Achievement Unlocked: my helicopter pilot boyfriend doesn't want to fly with me as I have watched so many engineering and crash investigation videos that he believes it would be 'scary'.
November 3, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Achievement Unlocked: my helicopter pilot boyfriend doesn't want to fly with me as I have watched so many engineering and crash investigation videos that he believes it would be 'scary'.
Next Halloween I'm going to turn my entire sunroom into a mini haunted house for the neighbourhood kids. Will probably even get a smoke machine. Its going to be epic.
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Next Halloween I'm going to turn my entire sunroom into a mini haunted house for the neighbourhood kids. Will probably even get a smoke machine. Its going to be epic.
Boyfriend mowing the lawn vs. SE Qld afternoon storm.
Place bet.
Place bet.
November 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Boyfriend mowing the lawn vs. SE Qld afternoon storm.
Place bet.
Place bet.
Pope Leo telling the crusade obsessed youths to go outside and touch grass/mass is as good as a well brewed iced coffee on a 33 degree summers day.
November 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Pope Leo telling the crusade obsessed youths to go outside and touch grass/mass is as good as a well brewed iced coffee on a 33 degree summers day.
The new BoM site was better. Only cowards are scared of progress.
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The new BoM site was better. Only cowards are scared of progress.
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i bet he texted back real quick
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
i bet he texted back real quick
He really does write like a barely literate wine mum who peaked in the late 80's. Flawless, no notes.
“Because of other countries testing programs, I have instructed the Department of War to start testing our Nuclear Weapons on an equal basis. That process will begin immediately.”
October 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
He really does write like a barely literate wine mum who peaked in the late 80's. Flawless, no notes.
I felt 'meh' about LOTR books, and I found the movies so boring that it made complete sense that the trees were trying to walk away.
October 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I felt 'meh' about LOTR books, and I found the movies so boring that it made complete sense that the trees were trying to walk away.
My biological dad died and is being buried on Friday. But my dad who raised me is going to outlive the apocalypse. Schroedinger's dead dad club.
October 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
My biological dad died and is being buried on Friday. But my dad who raised me is going to outlive the apocalypse. Schroedinger's dead dad club.
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men are not lonely enough
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
men are not lonely enough
My partner supports women's rights and wrongs.
October 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My partner supports women's rights and wrongs.
In the good old days, kings could dispose of annoying second sons with a trip to the Tower and a barrel of malmsey wine. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after ‘discussion with king’
In statement released by Buckingham Palace, Andrew says he will give up titles and honours
www.theguardian.com
October 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
In the good old days, kings could dispose of annoying second sons with a trip to the Tower and a barrel of malmsey wine. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
Vis-a-vis the Skims merkin thing. I'm loudly confident I could produce a 10k word essay on the history of pubic wigs and their resurgence in popularity during times of socio-political crisis through history.
October 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Vis-a-vis the Skims merkin thing. I'm loudly confident I could produce a 10k word essay on the history of pubic wigs and their resurgence in popularity during times of socio-political crisis through history.
My decrepit 35 year old arse just got carded at the bottle-o. Presumably, because I have a zit above my eyebrow.
October 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My decrepit 35 year old arse just got carded at the bottle-o. Presumably, because I have a zit above my eyebrow.
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This is the opening paragraph to the Mr Beast autobiography.
October 15, 2025 at 11:01 AM
This is the opening paragraph to the Mr Beast autobiography.